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[Timurid]

Lolvinco will get killed in the PL.

 

[Elchele]

don't see how he could work as lone striker

 

[wedward]

Ancelotti says Morata is going nowhere.

He said Ozil wasn't going anywhere.

 

[Salazar]

Goal UK ‏@GoalUK 6h
Rooney calls for patience from Manchester United fans

Shut the fuck up Wayne

Neil Henderson ‏@hendopolis 40m
SUN SPORT: I begged Ronaldo to join us - Rio

Shut the fuck up Rio

 

[Splatt]

Arsenal being linked with Giovinco. I won't lie all I know about him is he plays for Juve and is fast on Fifa. Yurt pls.

Wenger has finally gone crazy.

 

[il Diavolo]

Italy, WTF. the confed kit is lovely. This is overdesigned and built with the concept of lets throw fucking everything at it.

I agree it has a tad too much going on. Still probably going to buy one, however.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Robben: "Heterosexual, homosexual, that's the same thing to me."

u wot m8

Women are for babies, men are for pleasure.

Also WTF that Italian kit is a classic. Looks so peautiful especially with the gold puma logo.

 

[Zabojnik]

Latest player we're being linked to is Giovinco, don't really think he'd be able to play in Giroud's spot up front and hold up the ball.

Joke post? Joke post.

 

[Salvadora]

Shut the fuck up Rio

I like this comment (regarding the summer transfer window): "[h]e was one of the most dialled people on my phone at the time!"

I'm surprised Ronaldo didn't pull the "I lost my phone" trick.

 

[Batigol]

Arsenal being linked with Giovinco. I won't lie all I know about him is he plays for Juve and is fast on Fifa. Yurt pls.

He's about the same size as a hobbit too, minus the big feet.

 

[L1NETT]

Seeing 12 Years a Slave tomorrow.

Cannot wait, huge fan of Steve McQueen. Best of british.

 

[wedward]

SPOILER: It is also Arsenals new kit, except theirs is red and says gunners on it somewhere and has gold league patches.

Well done.

 

[Batigol]

Seeing 12 Years a Slave tomorrow.

Cannot wait, huge fan of Steve McQueen. Best of british.

But he died in the 80s?!?

 

[Elchele]

But he died in the 80s?!?

he came back for this movie

 

[wedward]

But he died in the 80s?!?

HE'S ALSO NOT BRITISH!

 

[L1NETT]

But he died in the 80s?!?

I think someone did this joke a while ago when talking about this film ahah

 

[simples]

Shut the fuck up Rio

beg harder rio you cunt

its not working

 

[Scum]

Ush, bring back Disco Benny already. :<

Robben: "Heterosexual, homosexual, that's the same thing to me."

u wot m8

Robben knows whaa gwan.

Manchester United have opened negotiations for Garay according to @dimarzio

Good start.

Last seasons PSG was super cool.

Fucking awesome they were.

If true this would be the first sensible move we've made since the summer of 2012.

Yep.

 

[Elchele]

Sky Italy reporting De Bruyne to Wolfsburg for 18M is (almost?) done

pretty good, considering they don't even need him right now, thinking in next season with European competition I guess

 

[Salazar]

Should do a fan raffle to be the one to tell Rio to do one and spend his remaining days snorting back medication.

 

[il Diavolo]

Women are for babies, men are for pleasure.

Also WTF that Italian kit is a classic. Looks so peautiful especially with the gold puma logo.

Indeed the gold puma logo brings back wonderful memories

Spoiler

2006 :')

Never forget.

 

[Yurt]

@ArsenalGAF: that's another target that makes no sense tbh

Gio did admirably well with Parma as their main focus of attack (15 goals/11 assists), but I'd say his best position is behind Giroud or wide on the left. Added bonus: his set-pieces/crosses.

Vucinic is better.

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So Real Madrid, PSG and Bayern will approach us for Pogba in the summer. With those three cunts involved, Di Marzio reckons we can get 'Bale money' for him.

That sounds good to me.

 

[Clegg]

@ArsenalGAF: that's another target that makes no sense tbh

Gio did admirably well with Parma as their main focus of attack (15 goals/11 assists), but I'd say his best position is behind Giroud or wide on the left. Added bonus: his set-pieces/crosses.

Vucinic is better.

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So Real Madrid, PSG and Bayern will approach us for Pogba in the summer. With those three cunts involved, Di Marzio reckons we can get 'Bale money' for him.

That sounds good to me.

And we will swoop in and kidnap Marchisio while you're busy with those saps.

 

[wedward]

With Marchisio Man United will attempt to win a football game only passing the ball sideways or backwards.

 

[Salazar]

And we will swoop in and kidnap Marchisio while you're busy with those saps.

Wooders would invoice the victim for the van/driver/balaclavas.

 

[il Diavolo]

That sounds good to me.

Yurt pls, we both know Verratti is a closet milanista and will come to Milan this summer.

Spoiler

Fuck Allegri/Galliani

 

[Yurt]

And we will swoop in and kidnap Marchisio while you're busy with those saps.

as a Juve fan: I want him to stay with us forever

as a Marchisio fan: I want him to go to United. <3

I know he was injured at the beginning of the season, and Pogba is on HGH, but he deserves way more minutes than he's getting here.

With Marchisio Man United will attempt to win a football game only passing the ball sideways or backwards.

you clearly don't know Marchisio then.

 

[Elchele]

With Marchisio Man United will attempt to win a football game only passing the ball sideways or backwards.

Worked fine last season with Cleverly

 

[3Sixty]

Gents, let me introduce you all to BUBBLE FOOTBALL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPEe28T6AZQ&sns=tw

 

[Salazar]

Worked fine last season with Cleverly

Spell his name right, Jipp

 

[Yurt]

(In case you missed this before)

the best Marchisio video out there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMF3Tv5vpFY

he can do everything and play anywhere <3

 

[Elchele]

Spell his name right, Jipp

I'm not going to google that piece of shit

 

[K1LLER7]

Garay? Here we go again :'(

 

[Fergie]

(In case you missed this before)

the best Marchisio video out there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMF3Tv5vpFY

he can do everything and play anywhere <3

Cleverley 2.0

Spoiler

Spoiler

not serious

I'm not going to google that piece of shit

Perfectly apt description of Monsieur moyenne.

 

[KidA Seven]

@ArsenalGAF: that's another target that makes no sense tbh

Gio did admirably well with Parma as their main focus of attack (15 goals/11 assists), but I'd say his best position is behind Giroud or wide on the left. Added bonus: his set-pieces/crosses.

Vucinic is better.

-

So Real Madrid, PSG and Bayern will approach us for Pogba in the summer. With those three cunts involved, Di Marzio reckons we can get 'Bale money' for him.

That sounds good to me.

Piece of shit Madrid want Pogba. They already have a good midfield. Why not buy some defenders you cunts?

 

[Salvadora]

Uli Hoeness said (regarding cheap season ticket prices):

&#8220;We could charge more than £104. Let's say we charged £300. We'd get £2million more in income but what's £2m to us?

&#8220;In a transfer discussion you argue about that sum for five minutes. But the difference between £104 and £300 is huge for the fan.

Puts it in perspective really. Get it together, Arsenal.

 

[wedward]

(In case you missed this before)

the best Marchisio video out there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMF3Tv5vpFY

he can do everything and play anywhere <3

Looks like he can clear a ball off the line. Man U need that.

 

[LegoArmo]

It doesn't really matter who United buy as long as the tactics stay "pass the ball to Valencia out wide, he'll either put in a shit cross, or cut back and pass it back to you, repeat".

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Piece of shit Madrid want Pogba. They already have a good midfield. Why not buy some defenders you cunts?

Doesn't sell jerseys.

 

[KidA Seven]

It doesn't really matter who United buy as long as the tactics stay "pass the ball to Valencia out wide, he'll either put in a shit cross, or cut back and pass it back to you, repeat".

True.

We might see better results, but it won't result in trophies.

 

[Yurt]

Looks like he can clear a ball off the line. Man U need that.

Doesn't sell jerseys.

Pretty much.

 

[Zabojnik]

Bale money for Pogba seems about right.

 

[Salazar]

It doesn't really matter who United buy as long as the tactics stay "pass the ball to Valencia out wide, he'll either put in a shit cross, or cut back and pass it back to you, repeat".

Aye. The wide strategy can only stay if the talent is upgraded.

What about getting a big target man for the crosses?

Don't exploit my soft spot for Crouchy.

 

[Salvadora]

What about getting a big target man for the crosses?

 

[Wes]

So long Stephen Ireland! We wont miss you or your £55k per week wage.

 

[Elchele]

What about getting a big target man for the crosses?

There's always Sandro Wagner

 

[spidye]

@ArsenalGAF: that's another target that makes no sense tbh

Gio did admirably well with Parma as their main focus of attack (15 goals/11 assists), but I'd say his best position is behind Giroud or wide on the left. Added bonus: his set-pieces/crosses.

Vucinic is better.

-

So Real Madrid, PSG and Bayern will approach us for Pogba in the summer. With those three cunts involved, Di Marzio reckons we can get 'Bale money' for him.

That sounds good to me.

where would we even put him?
Pep plays with one DM and we all know it's Lahm

 

[Elchele]

where would we even put him?
Pep plays with one DM and we all know it's Lahm

:lol we just signed Rode and you think we even care about making sense. got to sign them all

 

[Messi]

Well done.

I am glad someone noticed. lol

 

[bud]

these three accounts followed me out of nowhere:

- https://twitter.com/KrisBeneteau
- https://twitter.com/MiquelaCollinso
- https://twitter.com/DarcieMcSliney

obviously, these are fakes, but... why me?!