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[GQman2121]

Essien is open to a Milan move. Muntari must be in his ear about the amazing wages and minutes they're willing to handout for mediocrity. It's the only thing that makes sense.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Lambda Alert:

Porto plays in 20 minutes. good chance to make some first hand scouting of Fernando, Mangala and Jackson.

lamba pls, i thought your little surprise was a good thing!

read the whole thing, two teamer mong.

 

[TheLucifer]

Fuck me I missed Honda goal. Fucking Soul Sacrifice.

Just saw another miss by Pazzini though.

 

[pulga]

Lambda Alert:

Porto plays in 20 minutes. good chance to make some first hand scouting of Fernando, Mangala and Jackson.



read the whole thing, two teamer mong.

haha sorry, currently cooking and paying half attention to what you gobshites are saying :*

 

[FootballFan]

I liked Milan with Cafu, Nesta, Maldini, Stan, Seedorf, OG Kaka, Shevchenko... The 2005 team was amazing

Hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is stan.

 

[Kiraly]

KESKE HONDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[3Sixty]

Ok maybe i was wrong.



Cortese I wuv you.

 

[Feorax]

I fully expect Cortese to win this power struggle and bring in new owners.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25752833

Southampton owner Katharina Liebherr is expected to take over as chairman with Nicola Cortese set to leave imminently.
Cortese, 45, tendered his formal resignation in the autumn and is already serving the notice period on his contract.

Southampton declined to comment when contacted by the BBC, but the position of manager Mauricio Pochettino now looks increasingly uncertain.

Cortese disagrees with Liebherr's wish to see the club's immediate sale.

It has, however, emerged that the former Swiss banker submitted his formal resignation from the club almost three months ago and has been serving the remainder of his contract ever since.

At the time, Southampton were third in the Premier League table and with communication between the parties now at a standstill, there appears no way back.

Cortese considered his position in May as he attempted to clarify the future position of the club with Liebherr. He eventually decided to stay after receiving the necessary assurances.

He has at times been a figure that has polarised opinion at St Mary's but has seen Southampton climb from League One to the top flight in less than four years.

More to follow.

Why are so many owners utter cunts?

There are reports Cortese is currently pleading with Pochettino to stay on, but god knows what's going to happen.

 

[TheLucifer]

Zaccardo is one of the worst player I've ever seen. Ever.

 

[Salvadora]

Southampton :/

What could have been.

 

[3Sixty]

There are reports Cortese is currently pleading with Pochettino to stay on, but god knows what's going to happen.

That's what I'm hearing.

I almost think Cortese is finding new backers and going to make a comeback.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Just played my wildcard...what do you guys think?

Also, sucks to hear about Southampton

 

[il Diavolo]

Seedorf sighting!

 

[cremino]

I don't understand Southampton owners. They spent heavily in the summer and make a competitive team and now they want to sell the club???

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

I don't understand Southampton owners. They spent heavily in the summer and make a competitive team and now they want to sell the club???

The owner died a few years ago and his relatives who inherited the club apparently have little interest in football.

 

[Clegg]

I know its already been mentioned, but Moyes is on another scouting trip today; this time to Napoli.

Seems a bit odd to be doing this much scouting in such a short time.

 

[Batigol]

Dudes, I gotta be serious for a second.

My girlfriend is worried that she hasn't had her period yet. She said it's usually Wednesdays or Thursdays, but we had no condom sex a few weeks ago and she's on the pill

I am bricking it right now

 

[Mastadon]

Dudes, I gotta be serious for a second.

My girlfriend is worried that she hasn't had her period yet. She said it's usually Wednesdays or Thursdays, but we had no condom sex a few weeks ago and she's on the pill

I am bricking it right now

You are already dad.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Dudes, I gotta be serious for a second.

My girlfriend is worried that she hasn't had her period yet. She said it's usually Wednesdays or Thursdays, but we had no condom sex a few weeks ago and she's on the pill

I am bricking it right now

i can't give you any other advice but fake your own death.

 

[Rad-]

I know its already been mentioned, but Moyes is on another scouting trip today; this time to Napoli.

Seems a bit odd to be doing this much scouting in such a short time.

So that Hamsik thing wasn't just a rumor then.

 

[Batigol]

You are already dad.

 

[Yurt]

Dudes, I gotta be serious for a second.

My girlfriend is worried that she hasn't had her period yet. She said it's usually Wednesdays or Thursdays, but we had no condom sex a few weeks ago and she's on the pill

I am bricking it right now

a few days (sometimes a week) late is normal.

Well, not normal..but it happens.

 

[Clegg]

So that Hamsik thing wasn't just a rumor then.

Dunno if it's specifically for Hamsik, but the papers say he was in Italy today.

 

[Batigol]

She said she's probably just paranoid it hasn't happened right away. But she'll take a test next week if nothing has changed

Fuck

 

[Zabojnik]

The Seedorf effect. The Honda effect. Europa League sogno possibile!

The owner died a few years ago and his relatives who inherited the club apparently have little interest in football.

Tell me about it. We went from this ...

... to this.

 

[dc89]

My record on FIFA 14

W/W/W/W/W/W/W/D

Bloody Juventus. Bloody Tevez.

 

[flabberghastly]

Dunno if it's specifically for Hamsik, but the papers say he was in Italy today.

The media are claiming Hamsik, but in the end you'll sign Inler, then spend the remainder of the season carping about it.

 

[KidA Seven]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx2RKFWlewU

 

[Yurt]

She said she's probably just paranoid it hasn't happened right away. But she'll take a test next week if nothing has changed

Fuck

IF (she's not) she's pregnant you won't know right away. You have to wait till a certain week/days into it I think?

it happened to me once in college

turns out she wasn't pregnant though

Uhm, tell her to take the test in the morning!

 

[Batigol]

IF (she's not) she's pregnant you won't know right away. You have to way till a certain week into it I think?

it happened to me once in college

turns out she wasn't pregnant though

You're so full of wisdom yurt, danke

Lets hope the same happens to me lol

 

[Linius]

How are you gonna tell your kid you got juniored at Gaf Batigol? Think about that.

 

[Batigol]

How are you gonna tell your kid you got juniored at Gaf Batigol? Think about that.

Fuck me. I didn't think of that. Plus, I forgot I don't actually really like kids that much

 

[D_prOdigy]

I guess most of us don't really know first-hand the nuances of menstruation.

Lightning, get in here.

 

[GQman2121]

Thankful that Hull have pulled off the Jelavic signing after we've beaten them twice already. He could surprise everyone and bag a few important goals for them down the stretch.

Dudes, I gotta be serious for a second.

My girlfriend is worried that she hasn't had her period yet. She said it's usually Wednesdays or Thursdays, but we had no condom sex a few weeks ago and she's on the pill

I am bricking it right now

Hang in there. And know that if the result is unfavorable, that you've beaten the odds of the pill, and thus have super sperm.

 

[operon]

if ye shagged in the shower instead of defaecating in it things would be different.

 

[rodvik]

Dudes, I gotta be serious for a second.

My girlfriend is worried that she hasn't had her period yet. She said it's usually Wednesdays or Thursdays, but we had no condom sex a few weeks ago and she's on the pill

I am bricking it right now

Grats! You best be making an honest woman of her.

 

[Perfect Blue]

hypeeeeeeeee

Now get Guarin and Ramires can fuck right off

 

[Perfect Blue]

if ye shagged in the shower instead of defaecating in it things would be different.

LOLLLLLLLL

 

[Batigol]

if ye shagged in the shower instead of defaecating in it things would be different.

Spoiler

lol

 

[rodvik]

Fuck me. I didn't think of that. Plus, I forgot I don't actually really like kids that much

More seriously, you are bricking it, she is under much more pressure.

I have been in this situation. My advice , dont make it about you. Dont say how its such a terrible thing.

Do say you love her (assuming you do) and you and her are in this together.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Is "bricking it" some sort of British slang? Help me out here

 

[Meier]

Manchester City FC ‏@MCFC 3m
TEAM NEWS: Pantilimon, Richards, Nastasic, Lescott, Clichy, Navas, Garcia, Milner, Fernandinho, Dzeko, Negredo #cityvrovers #mcfc

Full bore again in attack. Lopes and Emyr Huws should be on the bench though.

Is "bricking it" some sort of British slang? Help me out here

Shitting bricks.

 

[Wes]

Is "bricking it" some sort of British slang? Help me out here

Means exactly the same as "shitting yourself/myself".

ex. I'm bricking it over that exam tomorrow.

 

[Linius]

Wes, I saw Giamatti in Saving Mr. Banks today. He had little screentime but he was good as always

 

[Clydefrog]

hypeeeeeeeee

Now get Guarin and Ramires can fuck right off

some players just "look" like chelsea players but I can't place why. this guy certainly looks like a chelsea player

 

[Mastadon]

some players just "look" like chelsea players but I can't place why. this guy certainly looks like a chelsea player

Smugness?

 

[Perfect Blue]

@Wes and Meier: makes sense, thanks guys.

For a second I thought it meant abortion lol.

 

[dc89]

Aguero, Lopes and Huws on the bench!!!

 

[L1NETT]

some players just "look" like chelsea players but I can't place why. this guy certainly looks like a chelsea player

That greedy lust is palpable.

Matic's features look like they belong on a much smaller face.

Oscar's crown is safe.
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@lukeshaw3

Gutted with that news, but would just like to thank Nicola Cortese for everything he has done for me and the club! All the best to him!

 

[Lambda Pie]

Batigol, i wish i could give you useful advice but by the time i met mine she was fully formed. no clue how to take care of a baby but once he/she hits 9 i can give you some pointers.