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[Zabojnik]

I'm making gnocchi while listening to a roman radio. Exploding livers everywhere. People on a verge of a mental breakdown, calling for Garcia to be sacked. Delicious.

 

[rvy]

I'm making gnocchi while listening to a roman radio. Exploding livers everywhere. People on a verge of a mental breakdown, calling for Garcia to be sacked. Delicious.

Roman has a radio? Since fucking when?

 

[Zabojnik]

Roman has a radio? Since fucking when?

Please listen to Salazar. <3

 

[rvy]

Please listen to Salazar. <3

Salazar is a cunt. Didn't even post in the Eusébio thread. All he wants is Shinji.

 

[bjaelke]

There's a Serie A game starting in 30 minutes? Would on earth would the Italian FA schedule a game this early on a workday?

 

[Zabojnik]

There's a Serie A game starting in 30 minutes? Would on earth would the Italian FA schedule a game this early on a workday?

Why does dc always post late? I don't know, some things just are.

 

[Feorax]

Mockup of next years home kit from people who've called the last two warrior kits fairly accurately.

I quite like it. Of course, we all know it's the away kit and 3rd kit that bring the lols.

 

[Salazar]

Didn't even post in the Eusébio thread.

OT is such a trivial, peevish, imbecilic wreck of the Medusa that I might have posted condolences in the DO U WANNA BITE ASS thread by mistake.

 

[rvy]

OT is such a trivial, peevish, imbecilic wreck of the Medusa that I might have posted condolences in the DO U WANNA BITE ASS thread by mistake.

Unacceptable.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

every time i take them out, i like to put one of them in my mouth because i actually do like the taste--they're quite salty.

i wear dailies.

bud

The fuck man

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I really hate walking around big stations like Yokohama, there are just too many gorgeous girls. Japanese girls look so good in the winter.. Thigh-length winter coats over mini skirts with black stockings and black heels.. Seems to be what everyone is wearing this year and it's boner city every time I'm at the station.

Japanese girls are flat chested and have no ass to speak of but those fucking legs man. Uuhbnnggghhhgajalllllghjll

I want to go there

 

[Lambda Pie]

Salazar pls

I want to be little Lambda. You don't understand.

if you weight less than 200 pounds you're already little Lambda.

 

[rvy]

if you weight less than 200 pounds you're already little Lambda.

Well, fuck. Cool, I guess. My goal has been achieved.

How the fuck did KSI end up with such a good-looking girl. Motherfucker.

 

[Lambda Pie]

why is there a Serie A match this morning?

they laundry money this early in the day?

 

[Kopite]

Mockup of next years home kit from people who've called the last two warrior kits fairly accurately.

I quite like it. Of course, we all know it's the away kit and 3rd kit that bring the lols.

Watching LFC live last year's third kit and this season's away one wasn't all that bad IMO.

 

[dc89]

why is there a Serie A match this morning?

they laundry money this early in the day?

Crime never rests.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Well, fuck. Cool, I guess. My goal has been achieved.

How the fuck did KSI end up with such a good-looking girl. Motherfucker.

Pics pls

Guy is e-famous so of course he'd land a hot girl

 

[Lambda Pie]

oh damn, Nazio versus Superior Milan later today. if there was ever a time for the ground to split in two and swallow everyone...

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Everyone should buy Rust on steam. Holy shit I have not had this much fun with a video game in a long ass time! Just played 9 hours straight!

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

It's my birthday next month Quiche

*wink wink*

 

[rvy]

Pics pls

Guy is e-famous so of course he'd land a hot girl

.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Props to her, KSI is well annoying. Almost PewDiePie tier

 

[Walshy]

423 failed crosses. A Premier League high.

Bottom 10 in the whole football league for home goals scored.

On course for worst title defence ever in the modern era.

He has overseen the most embarrassing transfer window we've ever had, which basically made us look like some two-bob part timers. And then ended that by panic buying a microphone that he has worked with for years, but despite that has actually decided he is worse than our currently (very) shit midfield.

He felt a little intimidated by a team of established winners, so sacked them all and got in his headset wearing mates.

Four home league defeats already, only half way through the season. Worst record for over a decade.

Lost at Anfield. Got humiliated by City a couple of games later.

The following game saw us lose to West Brom at home, their first OT win in 35 years.

Then we lost to Everton, their first OT win in 21 years.

Then in the very next game we lost to Newcastle, their first OT win in 41 years.

Out of the cup at home in the third round... Fergie had one third round cup exit in 27 years

He hasn't promised anything in interviews, when questioned on style of play, title ambitions or even what any of his plans or visions are, he has swerved all questions.

He has, however, told us to expect more defeats like the City one,
- that we're not good enough to win the CL (five minutes after joining he had come to this conclusion but at the same time based his opinions on Hernandez etc on 'I've been told he's good')
- and that even if it breaks us, god damn it we WILL make it difficult for Newcastle at home (we didn't in the end).

He's taken a team that won the league at a canter to being shown up by Liverpool and perennial bottlers Arsenal, all while convincing the world we're actually shit and being seventh is actually more our level.

He's got one of the world's most talented forwards running up hills to get him fit (whilst he's injured)

He's got fans of a club that has been vying for league title records and European Cup ambitions every year for god knows how long thinking 'fourth place will do' (which even that he's struggling for).

He's done all this with a shit eating smirk on his face, the way through.

Other than that, he's done all right for his first half season.

Moyes really is United's Hodgson.

 

[rvy]

Props to her, KSI is well annoying. Almost PewDiePie tier

I have watched this gigantic cunt play Dark Souls.

pls kill me

 

[Linius]

Props to her, KSI is well annoying. Almost PewDiePie tier

I don't understand why people like that fella. It's so bad.

 

[dc89]

I don't understand why people like that fella. It's so bad.

And he's just a cunt. Full stop, a proper nasty piece of work.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

My sister loves PewDiePie. Contemplated suicide more than once after the audio reached my bedroom

 

[Linius]

On our way to Turkey. Maybe we can pick up Amrabat while we're there?

 

[Salazar]

Moyes really is United's Hodgson.

He's done all this with a shit eating smirk on his face, the way through.

Has he fuck. The man is an athlete of gloom.

 

[Linius]

Can you imagine his videos get millions of views? People have bad taste.

 

[rvy]

My sister loves PewDiePie. Contemplated suicide more than once after the audio reached my bedroom

My condolences.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Can you imagine his videos get millions of views? People have bad taste.

Mostly people not unlike my sister. Terrible people

 

[Bumhead]

I don't get a lot of these internet "personalities".

I've just scratched it off as one of those things I don't understand and would annoy the fuck out of me even if I did. Like Snapchat, twerking and Miley Cyrus.

 

[Frank the Great]

There's a Serie A game starting in 30 minutes? Would on earth would the Italian FA schedule a game this early on a workday?

why is there a Serie A match this morning?

they laundry money this early in the day?

Because it is not a work day in Italy! Today is the Epiphany, a national holiday in Italy.

 

[Salazar]

Like Snapchat, twerking and Miley Cyrus.

And Tim Sherwood.

 

[Kyoufu]

What the fuck is KSI?

You don't want to know.

 

[Frank the Great]

Azzurri &#8207;@ItalianNT 13m

Giuseppe Rossi suffered a lesion to the ACL on his right knee. He will be out 6/7 weeks- at least it's not a tear. Forza Pepito

He didn't tear his ACL again!

 

[Ushojax]

And Tim Sherwood.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Mostly people not unlike my sister. Terrible people

is your sister hot, Bacon?

 

[Salazar]

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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ncormiB.gif

Spurs managers are so precious, so, so fragile.

 

[Frank the Great]

Balotelli has the flu . . . looks like a Robinho/Matri disaster show will happen today.

Luckily I have to go to work.

 

[bud]

bud

The fuck man

i only put them on my tongue because i like the texture and the flavour.

me swallowing one was a mistake, i swear.

 

[dc89]

Mourinho has said Ba can leave Chelsea as he is happy with Torres and Eto'o

 

[Carbonox]

Mourinho has said Ba can leave Chelsea as he is happy with Torres and Eto'o

come back to newcastle bby

Spoiler

he won't return unless he starts, not that remy is staying anyway

 

[Yurt]

<3

 

[Ushojax]

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[IMG]http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/galatasaray-goal-sneijder.gif

welcome to thursday

 

[Yurt]

http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/galatasaray-goal-sneijder.gif[IMG]

welcome to thursday[/QUOTE]

hey man I hugged you! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3AQmK.gif

but you win this one

 

[Ushojax]

hey man I hugged you!

but you win this one

Only teasing dude <3

Juventus v Tottenham in Turin would be an amazing final, even if we inevitably lose.

 

[Lambda Pie]

can't wait to play and bury Spurs. gonna be glorious.

 

[Salazar]

Manchester United &#8207;@ManUtd 1m
Alex Büttner quashes exit talk: "I'm happy here. I want to play for United."

I want a time machine and the keys to Claudia Cardinale's pants

But it's not up to me. Do one. Preferably to a club I despise.