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[Wilbur]

You're a dangerous man.

I think I'm a little bit like a twentieth century John Wilmot

The scale should be from 1 to Yurt.

We don't even know what the fucker looks like

As far as I know, Arnold and Plug are the hottest footygaffers (after shorty of course xoxo)

 

[Mastadon]

Someone told me that my body is not an 9 in the thread. wtf.

Jealous.

 

[Blablurn]

Someone told me that my body is not an 9 in the thread. wtf.

dont listen to them, chico lindo

 

[Wilbur]

I'm just reading through that thread now :lol

I am in America. About a third of all Americans are obese and another third are overweight (but not so far fat as to be labelled as obese). I figure, being a decently muscular non-fatty, I am probably above 99% of those people. I have been told that I am attractive by quite a few women and have never had issues getting a date, even with women that are generally considered very attractive by my friends.

So, I put myself as an 8 or a 9, at least compared to other Americans.

I have the confidence of a 10 though whicheans more than anything. I can do whatever the hell I want, physical attributes be damned.

I might post my Doctor Fuck photo and let them be the judge

 

[Salazar]

I think I'm a little bit like a twentieth century John Wilmot

At least we have penicillin now.

 

[Mastadon]

IWe don't even know what the fucker looks like

As far as I know, Arnold and Plug are the hottest footygaffers (after shorty of course xoxo)

Oh come on, Yurt is out banging Russian models on the daily. I imagine that he looks like a more attractive Giroud.

 

[KidA Seven]

Danny '3 attempted passes' Welbeck is fit for the game.

 

[subtles]

If we get in the CL, the owners are gonna spend like mad. I can feel it. They want to spend, but they want to see that we're improving under Rodgers and that this is the correct way forward for us. If we stay within the top 4 this year, they'll have their evidence.

Could you imagine us having the 100m to spend this summer? Damn.

 

[Wilbur]

Oh come on, Yurt is out banging Russian models on the daily. I imagine that he looks like a more attractive Giroud.

just because they are Russian doesn't mean they are models

They are just as likely to be hookers on the hunt for rocks

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh come on, Yurt is out banging Russian models on the daily. I imagine that he looks like a more attractive Giroud.

This is Yurt I believe

He bangs those Russians because of his wealth.

 

[operon]

If we get in the CL, the owners are gonna spend like mad. I can feel it. They want to spend, but they want to see that we're improving under Rodgers and that this is the correct way forward for us. If we stay within the top 4 this year, they'll have their evidence.

I agree if we get champions league I can see big money being spent. To help us become contenders and to maintain champions league that extra prize money from 2015 will help

 

[KidA Seven]

I imagine Yurt to look like this

 

[subtles]

We need to push for third if possible. I can't see us spending much with qualification still looming.

 

[TeddyBoy]

Could you imagine us having the 100m to spend this summer? Damn.

Hmm...

Cavani ---> Chelsea (€50)
Suarez --> PSG (€120)
....
Profit?

 

[Wilbur]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=101917715

I can't breathe

 

[KidA Seven]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=101917715

I can't breathe

Help him out Odd.

 

[Wilbur]

Help him out Odd.

=

Okay not to be a dick but you guys are using the IGN scale here.

Morsel going in HAM

 

[GorillaJu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=101917715

I can't breathe

Help him out Odd.

In, out, Wilbur. Breathe. Breathe.

=


Morsel going in HAM

Well it's pretty fucking true, isn't it?

 

[Wilbur]

In, out, Wilbur. Breathe. Breathe.



Well it's pretty fucking true, isn't it?

Absolutely. People throwing around sevens like they mean NOTHING

 

[WJD]

I want to submit a picture in that thread but fear for everybody else's self-esteem if I do. Sorry guys.

 

[Broder Salsa]

holy fuck this Rambo game looks awesome

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/quick-look-rambo-the-video-game/2300-8534/

 

[Wilbur]

I want to submit a picture in that thread but fear for everybody else's self-esteem if I do. Sorry guys.

I've seen your balls

3

 

[WJD]

I've seen your balls

3

Out of 3?

 

[The Atticus]

I'm a soft 6.

 

[WJD]

Might post a picture of my sister then sit back and watch the PM's roll in.

 

[Arnie]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=101917715

I can't breathe

holy fucking shit save me from seppuku

 

[The Atticus]

Might post a picture of my sister then sit back and watch the PM's roll in.

What are your own thoughts on your sister?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Might post a picture of my sister then sit back and watch the PM's roll in.

Please do.

 

[KidA Seven]

Might post a picture of my sister then sit back and watch the PM's roll in.

pls

 

[L1NETT]

From a Ribery to Oscar scale, I'd say I'm a lower average. Tad generous.

But who gives a fuck how attractive I think I am. If some fit as blonde blue eyed sex machine thinks I'm hot I'm not gonna correct him am I.

Just gotta find somebody who thinks so eh

 

[Ravensmash]

Does Kagawa still play football?

"Let's just stick 'im on the bench with no intention to use 'im"

 

[Wilbur]

holy fucking shit save me from seppuku

The last picture made my heart stop

 

[Freewheelin']

Might post a picture of my sister then sit back and watch the PM's roll in.

Do it.

lol

 

[Wilbur]

From a Ribery to Oscar scale, I'd say I'm a lower average. Tad generous.

But who gives a fuck how attractive I think I am. If some fit as blonde blue eyed sex machine thinks I'm hot I'm not gonna correct him am I.

Just gotta find somebody who thinks so eh

I can't believe you think Oscar is the pinnacle of footballing attractiveness. He looks so fucking moody all the time.

Javi Garcia is underrated as eye candy. A shit cunt, but I'd definitely gargle large quantities of his produce.

 

[Marc]

Kind of a toss up for me. The company saves themselves money if they accept applicants who apply directly so may be more inclined to include me that way. Alternatively, going through a UK based contact they have obviously set up may similarly increase my chances due to any potential language/general foreign national issues.

Just gathering various viewpoints at this moment of time.

Go through the agent, got to a stage before directly and you end up doing the pay/benefits negotiations yourself and can sour things. Or just stay away from screaming "don't lowball me you giant arse!". Didn't quite say that but yeah, can get awkward. I imagine its even worse if you are moving countries to negotiate all the logistics of it.

"South Park: Stick of Truth abortion mini-games and anal probe scenes censored in Europe " bullshit.

They realise we smoke, drink and fuck younger (well bar those religious paedo nutters) than they do over there right? Plus we are obviously way more mature.

Got this on pre-order and really looking forward to it, now I just don't know, what else did they censor my fragile mind from seeing?!?!

 

[KidA Seven]

Will a women like that ever look at us like that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLIfmnlSkQ4

Spoiler

My guess is Yurt and Wooden are the only ones who have experienced this

 

[Broder Salsa]

Spoiler

My guess is Yurt and Wooden are the only ones who have experienced this

wait what. I wish.

 

[KidA Seven]

wait what. I wish.

We've all seen your sexy body in that thread.

 

[LTWheels]

Would post a pic but don't want to break neogaf. I make Henderson look like a Geordie supporter.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Is there a name for the state where you think you look alright in the mirror, but then look at photos of yourself and think 'what the fuck is that?'

 

[rvy]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=101917715

I can't breathe

 

[Broder Salsa]

Would post a pic but don't want to break neogaf. I make Henderson look like a Geordie supporter.

I dont know, I would make love to willkiller.

 

[KidA Seven]

oh god my sides



guys what if that guy lurks this thread

 

[The_Hitcher89]

White suits are just bad, imo. They were bad in the eighties, and they're badder now. Never seen one that looks good.

 

[KidA Seven]

White suits are just bad, imo. They were bad in the eighties, and they're badder now. Never seen one that looks good.

 

[rvy]

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-based

 

[GorillaJu]

White suits are just bad, imo. They were bad in the eighties, and they're badder now. Never seen one that looks good.

I agree. Don't think I could ever bring myself to wear one. Very light colors are okay, like greys that are almost white, especially in summer-weight cotton fabrics.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-based

when is Lazar Marković coming to Chelsea?

 

[Carbonox]

Finally caught up on True Detective. End of episode 6 suggests...well.....



i want sex with all the women



all of them








fuck mcconaughey long hair can count after ive had a few beers

 

[3Sixty]

White suits are just bad, imo. They were bad in the eighties, and they're badder now. Never seen one that looks good.