Lolol Your source must be pretty close with him.Fuck me my nan linked me to this
http://www.mcfc.co.uk/News/Team-news/2012/May/BrianKidd-to-suckdick-official
Lolol Your source must be pretty close with him.Fuck me my nan linked me to this
http://www.mcfc.co.uk/News/Team-news/2012/May/BrianKidd-to-suckdick-official
Lolol Your source must be pretty close with him.
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I'm confused.
Haha someone must have ahcked some admin account over there. I am also getting an error.
Were you expecting this level of naughty?
Are these links supposed to make up some user stories or something? Cause (while i realize it's fake) also just gives me error. I'm confused and not very entertained.
From a guardian article:
The Borussia Dortmund midfielder can pass and score but may not appease an Old Trafford crowd craving star quality
THEN WATCH ANOTHER FUCKING LEAGUE AS OPPOSED TO JUST THE PL YOU DAFT REPORTER
The Guardian still have it in their heads our top transfer target is Llorente. They are shit.
The Guardian still have it in their heads our top transfer target is Llorente. They are shit.
Are these links supposed to make up some user stories or something? Cause (while i realize it's fake) also just gives me error. I'm confused and not very entertained.
lol why are you guys excited over that Bild Kagawa news? Blows my mind nobody cared over Kicker (very good and serious source) saying the clubs reached an agreement which pretty much is the confirmation that it'll happen. And a few hours later you're celebrating over a Bild article that's just non-news.
We were excited. Just the Bild news was bild (haha, see what I did there) as everything being completed whilst the Kicker story was that it was nearly completed. Of course, Bild were just chatting shit.lol why are you guys excited over that Bild Kagawa news? Blows my mind nobody cared over Kicker (very good and serious source) saying the clubs reached an agreement which pretty much is the confirmation that it'll happen. And a few hours later you're celebrating over a Bild article that's just non-news.
Hargreaves and Heinze, please. I accept Paypal for my scouting dutiesTelegraph reporting Hulk > Chelsea is "90% complete".
I know a guy who knows a guy who said that it had been agreed in principle over 2 months ago, just needed a fee to be agreed. Guess it's true. Chelsea gonna look tasty next season.
Crewe saying Nick Powell will decide where he wants to go when he returns from holiday. Hope we can get him, will be tough competition from Arsenal who can probably offer him more game time, but he looks good, would really love us to sign him. Then we can think about sorting out proper problems, like CM and LB.
We were excited. Just the Bild news was bild (haha, see what I did there) as everything being completed whilst the Kicker story was that it was nearly completed. Of course, Bild were just chatting shit.
Saw one story that suggested United were going to offer £5 million and then would be willing to loan him back for a year.Crewe saying Nick Powell will decide where he wants to go when he returns from holiday. Hope we can get him, will be tough competition from Arsenal who can probably offer him more game time, but he looks good, would really love us to sign him.
There's rumours that a 15m bid was made for Baines, wouldn't mind getting him in. 30-33m on Kagawa and Baines could means that's it for the season. I'd be happy with just them and possibly Powell.Telegraph reporting Hulk > Chelsea is "90% complete".
I know a guy who knows a guy who said that it had been agreed in principle over 2 months ago, just needed a fee to be agreed. Guess it's true. Chelsea gonna look tasty next season.
Crewe saying Nick Powell will decide where he wants to go when he returns from holiday. Hope we can get him, will be tough competition from Arsenal who can probably offer him more game time, but he looks good, would really love us to sign him. Then we can think about sorting out proper problems, like CM and LB.
We were excited. Just the Bild news was bild (haha, see what I did there) as everything being completed whilst the Kicker story was that it was nearly completed. Of course, Bild were just chatting shit.
Wenger and Szczesny :lol
Basically this...I would like a CM but I'm aware of the impending 'new signings' type comment regarding Fletcher/Anderson/Cleverley.There's rumours that a 15m bid was made for Baines, wouldn't mind getting him in. 30-33m on Kagawa and Baines could means that's it for the season. I'd be happy with just them and possibly Powell.
There's rumours that a 15m bid was made for Baines, wouldn't mind getting him in. 30-33m on Kagawa and Baines could means that's it for the season. I'd be happy with just them and possibly Powell.
The last time I saw this posted there wasn't a link to a full story, I still want this
this is amazin
Fucking incredible. I love the internet.
There's rumours that a 15m bid was made for Baines, wouldn't mind getting him in. 30-33m on Kagawa and Baines could means that's it for the season. I'd be happy with just them and possibly Powell.
Yeah, the Baines link is genuine I'm led to believe. Nothing will happen until after the Euro's though. I do like Baines, he is a good player and he's better than Evra is now. I don't think he is top quality however, but he's always been a player who I've liked so it'd be cool if we signed him, can take a good set piece too.Bu... but... Emilio Izaguirre?
The last time I saw this posted there wasn't a link to a full story, I still want this
The Italy and Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has threatened to kill anyone who throws a banana at him in the street or on the pitch during the Euro 2012 finals in Poland and Ukraine.
His comments come a day after Sol Campbell, speaking on Panorama, told England fans not to travel to the competition because they could "end up coming back in a coffin".
Balotelli, who is preparing with the Italian team for their Group C fixtures, said: "I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them."
The 21-year-old is not a stranger to racism and was once pelted with bananas in a Rome bar before the European Under-21 Championships in June 2009. "It was lucky that the police arrived quickly because, I swear, I would have beaten them. I would have really destroyed them. I hope it never happens again." He has been the victim of racist abuse on several occasions most recently in February when Porto were fined over the behaviour of their supporters in a Europa League tie against City.
"Let's see what happens at the Euros," he added. "I hope it will pass without a problem."
The Italian also described himself as a genius, saying: "I think I am a genius but not a rebel. I have my life, my world, I do what I want, without annoying anyone. I believe I am more intelligent than the average person. The talent God gave me is beautiful and wonderful but it is difficult because you are always facing other people keen to judge you."
I do what I want, without annoying anyone
Manchester United have agreed a deal with Borussia Dortmund for Shinji Kagawa, the Japan midfielder, as the club moved to offset the disappointment of losing out to Chelsea for Eden Hazard, their leading summer transfer target.
Having once appeared the favourites to sign Hazard, United turned to Kagawa, after it became clearer that the Belgium midfielder was likely to shun their advances.
United are understood to have agreed to pay the German champions an initial fee of about £12 million for Kagawa that will rise to £17.6 million with add-ons in a transfer that may excite their Asian fanbase more than a domestic support network increasingly concerned about the impact the club's debt and interest payments are having on their ability to attract players.
This made me laugh. Well played.I wonder how long his suspension will be for killing someone.