Silly season in full swing, I see - first, West Ham and other randomly picked lower-tier Premiership clubs are trying to sign Dani Benitez from Granada. There's nothing to back this up, other than a quote from his agent; Dani would love to join a Premier League club". Lol.
Next, Vaz Te says he's happy at West Ham, but would have to consider any offer from a big club that might get him noticed in the Portuguese national side. The Star translates this as "Want away Vaz Te warns West Ham he'll leave!"
Thirdly, The Mail has us in for Paul Robinson. He's apparently on 40k a week. We're currently negotiating a new contract with Rob Green who wants parity with the other top earners at around 40k a week. We've also just permanently signed Greens 2nd, Stephen Henderson from Pompy. Funnily enough, The Mail also has us in for Manuel Almunia, too. How many keepers do they think we need?
Meanwhile, the West Ham 'in the know' fans are claiming that we're buying Joe Cole and Kieran Richardson and that Fat Sam's about to quit as he's on his way to either Liverpool or Villa, lol.