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Football Thread 2011/2012 | OT11 | Roll on the Euros and transfer muppetry

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Zabojnik

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In an interview today Marotta said ...

- Drogba 'doesn't interest us' --> too old / $$$
- Cavani 'is interesting and could easily be inserted into our current lineup, but De Laurentis isn't keen on letting him go' --> not gonna happen, he's probably not moving this year
- Giovinco 'we sent to Parma so he could mature, now he's ready to play anywhere' --> yup, we're bringing him back home
- Borriello 'there are a lot of factors to consider' --> ciao Marco, it's been a real pleasure torture
- Verratti 'is a very important player, but experience is paramount. President Sebastiani is right, another year at Pescara would do him good. We'd be willing to let him stay there. --> Sorry, Yurt and fade. Looks like he'll join us in 2013. :/
- Destro 'we'll see if we can convince him to join us instead of Inter, but we won't be taking part in a bidding war' --> Genoa owns him, so, yeah, definitely going to Inter
 

jtb

Banned
Btw anyone seen A Serbian Film? Saw it like a year ago, thought it was ok. Just curious if anyone here has seen it..

Random I know lol

Seen around half... not a fan, to say the least. Seemed pretty exploitative for the sole sake of exploitation. Maybe it redeems itself in the second half, but I won't be finding out anytime soon.

edit: ^yup. same scene I quit at too.
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
In an interview today Marotta said ...

- Drogba 'doesn't interest us' --> too old / $$$
- Cavani 'is interesting and could easily be inserted into our current lineup, but De Laurentis isn't keen on letting him go' --> not gonna happen, he's probably not moving this year
- Giovinco 'we sent to Parma so he could mature, now he's ready to play anywhere' --> yup, we're bringing him back home
- Borriello 'there are a lot of factors to consider' --> ciao Marco, it's been a real pleasure torture
- Verratti 'is a very important player, but experience is paramount. President Sebastiani is right, another year at Pescara would do him good. We'd be willing to let him stay there. --> Sorry, Yurt and fade. Looks like he'll join us in 2013. :/
- Destro 'we'll see if we can convince him to join us instead of Inter, but we won't be taking part in a bidding war' --> Genoa owns him, so, yeah, definitely going to Inter

Yeah I read about it! It makes sense leaving Verratti there for a year I guess :(
co-ownership please

No need to splash money on Destro, Immobile is just as promising imo.

WB, Gio. No, you can't take the number 10 you little bitch.
 
I watched it up until that one scene
(baby)
. Turned it off after and took a cold shower.

Seen around half... not a fan, to say the least. Seemed pretty exploitative for the sole sake of exploitation. Maybe it redeems itself in the second half, but I won't be finding out anytime soon.

edit: ^yup. same scene I quit at too.

Meh, that scene wasn't that bad lol, there is a scene later on in the film which is much worse.
 

wat

Also Bendtner to Juve you heard it here first


Yeah there's what they call
new born porn in there... a woman gives birth and the baby is fucked straight after that, they apparently censored it quite a bit from how the first version was though (which leaked). Other scenes includes penetration through some dudes eye and fucking his own son... Oh yeah and cutting the head off some chick while he is fucking her
 

Wilbur

Banned
Yeah there's what they call
new born porn in there... a woman gives birth and the baby is fucked straight after that, they apparently censored it quite a bit from how the first version was though (which leaked). Other scenes includes penetration through some dudes eye and fucking his own son... Oh yeah and cutting the head off some chick while he is fucking her

Oh I've seen the film, wasn't impressed. Thought it was overly explicit in trying to portray some metaphorical message of raping the country whilst trying to shock the audience because baby sex is one of the big taboos. It's a poorly acted and written film, didn't shock me because it's a film you know? Just boring.

What I watted at was... you take a cold shower when you have an erection.
 

Hixx

Member
Oh I've seen the film, wasn't impressed. Thought it was overly explicit in trying to portray some metaphorical message of raping the country whilst trying to shock the audience because baby sex is one of the big taboos. It's a poorly acted and written film, didn't shock me because it's a film you know? Just boring.

What I watted at was... you take a cold shower when you have an erection.

I've not seen the film but my 'wat' was also to do with the bottom line of this post.

Some serious wattage going on.
 

Zabojnik

Member
wat

Also Bendtner to Juve you heard it here first

Well, if the latest rumors are right, we aren't likely to spend more than 28M€ on a striker. So congrats, whoever gets Higuain, Dzeko, Suarez, etc. With that kind of money maybe we can persuade someone like Damiao. Or Bendter. Fuuuck. :/
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Zabojnik said:
Well, if the latest rumors are right, we aren't likely to spend more than 28M€ on a striker

What's the logic behind that? I would rather we spend 40 on a single striker than spend 28 + a Padoin and [insert useless winger].
Yeah there's what they call
new born porn in there... a woman gives birth and the baby is fucked straight after that, they apparently censored it quite a bit from how the first version was though (which leaked). Other scenes includes penetration through some dudes eye and fucking his own son... Oh yeah and cutting the head off some chick while he is fucking her

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Hixx

Member
Well, if the latest rumors are right, we aren't likely to spend more than 28M€ on a striker. So congrats, whoever gets Higuain, Dzeko, Suarez, etc. With that kind of money maybe we can persuade someone like Damiao. Or Bendter. Fuuuck. :/

Prepare yourself.

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I like horror / gory films but even reading the synopsis of it a couple f years ago made me feel sick, fuck that shit

Pushing it too far just for the sake of it

Fuck it let's pretend it's actually art
 

jtb

Banned
Bendtner is one of the few players that I've seen whose progress has really surprised me over he past couple years.

Somehow, he's managed to get worse over the past four years.

It was idiotic loaning him out though. He's obviously not a confidence players :lol, so it's better to have Bendtner as an option rather than a Chamakh in dire form or Park. (Well, actually I wouldn't know about Park because he's played in... maybe four games total?) As for Bendtner, I don't give a fuck if he's happy about it or not; Arsenal was stupid enough to give you a contract 50k/week, you damn well better be happy playing for us.

But please ignore everything I just wrote, and somebody please buy him. Please.
 

Hixx

Member
True story. A few years back I met Bendter when he and the danish U21 team were guests in a local casino / hotel. I almost yelled 'Nicklas, come to Juve!', but decided against it at the last second. Bullet dodged!

Unbelievable foresight. Imagine if you were the reason Nicklas Bendtner signed for your club, imagine the shame...
 

rififi

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Well, if the latest rumors are right, we aren't likely to spend more than 28M€ on a striker. So congrats, whoever gets Higuain, Dzeko, Suarez, etc. With that kind of money maybe we can persuade someone like Damiao. Or Bendter. Fuuuck. :/

Today it was reported that Higuain's father/manager told him that he has made a deal with
Mourinho
so congrats to
Real Madrid
 
You should just admire his desire to win. Trust me, it doesnt feel good when your team cant find 5 field players who want to take a penalty in the CL Final.

Haha well I am happy with him wanting to take a penalty, but even happier that he was told no. Seriously, could just imagine him missing. Cahill must have pussied out, the tv channels were being dicks and ruining the surprise of Di Matteos list!

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But that would force Rooney as the sole forward and give no playing time whatsoever to Hernandez and Welbeck. Unless Ferguson wants to move some of the strikers to wings.

There would still be plenty of rotation in the side. Thats what SAF does.

We've heard that he's looking to develop a side that is much quicker in attack.

He probably sees Hazard as a player capable of fitting into that system.

Everyone knows that United lack creativity through the middle. SAF wouldn't spunk over £30m on a player and then play him out of position.

He made that mistake with Veron.
Yes Rooney will move further forward for some games. Rooney is a great player but he is not a playmaker. I'm not sure if Hazard is either, not seen enough of him, but I'm quite sure that if we sign him he will play #10 and he has been told that by Ferguson.

If we are playing 4-4-2 next year we will want 4 strikers. The signings we're looking at suggest we're after a CAM and that suggests a move away from 4-4-2 as a staple. I believe we play still 4-4-2 in many games but that we want players who have the quality to operate in a 4-3-3. In 4-3-3 you need players who can do a bit on the ball themselves, we have few of those.
 

fuenf

Member
Haha well I am happy with him wanting to take a penalty, but even happier that he was told no. Seriously, could just imagine him missing. Cahill must have pussied out, the tv channels were being dicks and ruining the surprise of Di Matteos list!

That's called quality tv. The german commentator kept wondering who's gonna take the 3rd for halfe a minute... but thanks for all these reminders about the shootout, dunno why but just watched the shootout again :( strange think was, i still got excited seeing it but this time i turned off before Drogbas kick – i'm not a masochist ;).
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
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RVP is in Turin (For Juve).

...I thought he was training with the national team??
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Oh and Manchester United and Madrid are interested in Boateng.
 
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