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[kharma45]

1 - This is not the first time Wayne Rooney has been associated with an awful gash. Grandma.

Also, United's next home match in doubt, pitch said to be saturated with gravy from Rooney's leaking leg.

Anyway, this is why I'm glad we've got RVP, without him we'd have no top striker if Rooney was out.

 

[K1LLER7]

But United Gaf says he is world class and the best winger in the EPL.

On his day he is and thats a gamble you take when you play him. Valencia for example might not offer as much a direct threat as Nani but he's a lot more consistant.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Steve Clarke is pretty awesome. Looks like a blue-collar office worker finishing work on Friday

 

[Fry]

BLAAAAAAAABLUUUUUUUUURN

 

[Vivalaraza]

Doesn't Dembele only have a year left on his contract?

You know what to do SAF!!

Yep. Honestly I think we are going to try and pounce. Maybe not now but definitely gonna be showing an interest. We have interest already and after today Fergie will have taken note.

I'm still not really sure he's exactly what we need, I feel like we need a physical player in the DM position...he's strong and physical but doesn't exactly sit...but he is a good player and could be on the cheap.

Well Rooney, you stupid fuck, you got exactly what you wanted, you fucked up my Fantasy week and you fucked up next week too, since I had to take a hit to trade you for your stupid mercenary Dutch buddy with the grey pubes.

Bale did nothing for me either.

 

[qindarka]

Heard there was lightning earlier. Hope no one gets struck.

 

[Soi-Fong]

United was also again, playing too wide again utilizing wingers too much. Seriously, more trust has to be put on Kagawa and RVP. After Kagawa came off, there was barely any attack orchestrated.

 

[Kyoufu]

FUUUCK COME ON WE HAVE TO WIN

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Push someone in the back when they're about to head it into an empty net - Penalty
Push someone in the back when they're 1-on-1 with the keeper - Penalty and red card

 

[Blablurn]

BLAAAAAAAABLUUUUUUUUURN

33 MATCH DAYS TILL WE WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP

 

[Choc]

Interesting

Phil Dowd is doing the chelsea match

 

[Freewheelin']

Come on Newcastle!

 

[Soi-Fong]

FUUUCK COME ON WE HAVE TO WIN

Newcastle baby!! lol

 

[qindarka]

I wish this match was at St James's Park. I hate losing at home.

 

[Salazar]

but he is a good player and could be on the cheap.

Fulham are busy pissing around with Liverpool, n'est ce pas ?

SWOOP.

I have my doubts about the cheap.

 

[José Mourinho]

ESPNs player pictures are grim.

I wish this match was at St James's Park. I hate losing at home.

Me too.

 

[Mr Cola]

oh man i remember when Essien was a complete tank in the midfield, id have given anything to see him in a United shirt

 

[Roland Garros]

Good to see United struggle so much, hopefully a few teams take advantage while they're still playing crap. That Rooney gash was nasty as fuck. I honestly think United will play better with Rooney out though, he's been underwhelming for a few months.

Fulham look impressive though, if only they aimed away from De Gea. How many times did he clumsily bat the ball back out? Weird night for him.

 

[K1LLER7]

Yep. Honestly I think we are going to try and pounce. Maybe not now but definitely gonna be showing an interest. We have interest already and after today Fergie will have taken note.

I'm still not really sure he's exactly what we need, I feel like we need a physical player in the DM position...he's strong and physical but doesn't exactly sit...but he is a good player and could be on the cheap.

Bale did nothing for me either.

We had a bid rejected for Dembele already, so i hope we're still interested. He'll offer the same as Yaya Toure and he suprisingly made the most successful tackles last season.

 

[Arnie]

ESPNs player pictures are grim.

Me too.

Was laughing my tits off at the size of Cahill's head, looked like a pea.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Meireles starting? Booh.

Was laughing my tits off at the size of Cahill's head, looked like a pea.

Turnbulls head on the other hand was crazy big lol

 

[elsk]

Was ManU playing with 3 strikers today in the last part of the match? Welbeck-Rooney-RvP haha

 

[Garjon]

Push someone in the back when they're about to head it into an empty net - Penalty
Push someone in the back when they're 1-on-1 with the keeper - Penalty and red card

What's the former from?

"Chelsea have only lost once in 2012" Erm, what Jon?

 

[Salazar]

How many times did he clumsily bat the ball back out? Weird night for him.

Ball was mad slippery. Punching it is a big bloody gamble, but you'd want to be bloody sure that you were going to catch it.

 

[Hixx]

David Luiz held the circle button for too long there.

 

[fadetoblack]

David Luiz held the circle button for too long there.

This isn't Youtube. You don't need to fight for a thumbs up here, Hixx

 

[Zabojnik]

Let's be real.

You're being harsh Zabojnik. He's really done well for a different league and a new team. He is responsible for 80% of all of Chelsea's goals so far. It is too early to say if he is over or underrated IMO, but without him Chelsea would have looked half as good IMO. He was their game changer for two games in a row. Maybe he can do something today too.

Apparently I wasn't trolling hard enough. He's been great for Chelsea so far. That being said, today the'yre playing a better team and he'll be shite. Believe. #TioteCabayeFusion

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What's the former from?

"Chelsea have only lost once in 2012" Erm, what Jon?

Watford vs Birmingham

 

[José Mourinho]

Already hitting long range efforts.

 

[K1LLER7]

As for the match itself, Sir Alex was delighted with a "fantastic first half" but not as impressed with the second period. He wasn't happy either with referee Kevin Friend's failure to send off Fulham centre-back Brede Hangeland for a second bookable challenge.

.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hopefully Mata and Cisse do something today

 

[LegoArmo]

Hopefully Mata and Cisse do something today

Hazard and Ba.

 

[Joel Was Right]

Rooney gash. Graphic

http://via.me/-4fdxyd6

 

[bjaelke]

Hazard and Ba.

Torres and...nvm

 

[K1LLER7]

Hazard and Ba.

Hazard, Santon and Ba

 

[KidA Seven]

Hazard and Ba.

Cisse and Simpson

 

[Sqrt_minus_one]

Watford vs Birmingham

Think more people should be watching championship football quite good.

Whoever buys tom since of Blackpool is going to have one hell of a player on their hands. Why the hell did Liverpool let him go.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

lol Mikel

Ince left because he and his dad were demanding first team games before we deemed it deserved, basically

 

[Freewheelin']

Lol Mikel

 

[Broder Salsa]

Mikel... Please stop trying to score.

 

[Splatt]

I don't think Mikel has ever shot on target.

 

[qindarka]

Mikel and Meireles should be banned from taking long shots.

 

[Soi-Fong]

Rooney gash. Graphic

http://via.me/-4fdxyd6

Can't imagine how painful that is.

 

[kharma45]

Dembélé today had 80 touches, 98% pass accuracy (49/50), 2 shots, won 7 tackles & completed 9 dribbles (1 more than the whole Utd team).

 

[Hixx]

This isn't Youtube. You don't need to fight for a thumbs up here, Hixx

bro you know that would have 500 by now

 

[Soi-Fong]

Dembélé today had 80 touches, 98% pass accuracy (49/50), 2 shots, won 7 tackles & completed 9 dribbles (1 more than the whole Utd team).

Fuck what you said Fergie!!! Dive in for him now!!!

 

[K1LLER7]

Dembélé today had 80 touches, 98% pass accuracy (49/50), 2 shots, won 7 tackles & completed 9 dribbles (1 more than the whole Utd team).

 

[fadetoblack]

bro you know that would have 500 by now

500 people own a playstation lolll

 

[kharma45]

perfect :lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

That was pretty stupid play by Anita after a decent interception

Why did Santon let that bounce?