Does it look like an angler fish's mouth?
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Football Thread 2012/13 |OT3| Two-sided triangles
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Does it look like an angler fish's mouth?
I'm too scared to look.
Dude..........
That being said it's a useful picture because you know that no matter how much fame or how much money Paul Scholes has he's packing about an inch in his shorts.
Broder Salsa
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Are you saying there's something wrong with 3 cm dicks?
Is not like they were a real competition for the title anyway. Yeah, I guess it makes sense to not sell the player to rivales, but It would made more sense to keep him (he was their most important player) for one more season than selling him for cheap.
Wooden, inch long penises are 2.5 cms
Question; would you rather have Scholes' ability, the respect of Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo, frequently heralded as one of the very best players of his generation but the absolute maggot in his trousers, or a fuck off knob but the footballing ability of Carl Jenkinson?
Question; would you rather have Scholes' ability, the respect of Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo, frequently heralded as one of the very best players of his generation but the absolute maggot in his trousers, or a fuck off knob but the footballing ability of Carl Jenkinson?
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Someone other than Messi should've won it that year then
Wasn't that the Year Inter did the treble/double? Sneijder was brilliant in the World Cup and CL
Milchmonster
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But they thought the would be lol
Also, pretty sure it was the last year of his contract, so they had to sell.
Yes, but I think it would made more sense to keep him one more year given how important he was to the team than selling him for almost nothing to Juve.
I wouldn't be surprised if Voller sold Yesil because he wanted to leave and Dortmund or Bayern were interested in him.
José Mourinho
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"I have seen Falcao a lot, he is a superb player from watching the last couple of seasons. He is one of the best strikers in the world and I think he will be a big threat for us tomorrow night."
Think it might be shown at PAX.
Willkiller
Banned
PAX, this weekend.
Milchmonster
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More than 10m is almost nothing? Damn you, Martinez.
Yeah, I think we can rule that out. We have our own striker talent with Ducksch (who'd probably leave instantly if we signed Yesil) and Bayern just bought two strikers and still have Petersen coming back.
Someone other than Messi should've won it that year then
Wasn't that the Year Inter did the treble/double? Sneijder was brilliant in the World Cup and CL
Inter players are no longer eligible.
Right, the last day of the transfer season has come. The day our Beppe 'Marry' Marotta goes all out. Could he top the 2010 masterpiece?
Lol does it even matter anymore? He fucked it up, all our targets moved on, it's over.
I'm sure he'll find a way to waste what's left of our budget on a Padoin or two.
Broder Salsa
Banned
That's just... Common sense really
I believe my estimate is closer. We can analyse it though, anyone here experts is measuring on based on pictures?
http://i.imgur.com/n6G4D.jpg
imo that is a bit bigger than 2 cm.
LanceVance
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Most of those came out at the end of 2011 though to be fair
in my dreams it is bigger than the stars and the moon and the sun and just big enough to fill kyoufu's splendid butthole
CALENDAR LAW DAMMIT
Well if I was guaranteed a decent weekly wage (live comfortably) and not to be sold to a league 1 side for a couple of years I would take the second option. Being ginger I could handle...But being a ginger midget who turns bright red every time you step out in the sun finished off with a cocktail sausage in my pants would tip me over the edge.
Broder Salsa
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Vivalaraza
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Told ya.
José Mourinho
cocknose
Not that I wish to defend Paul Scholes, but I should imagine that a mid exercise penis isn't a sterling example of his lad. I'm sure the blood is probably being pumped to other muscles to deal with the more pressing matters.
Guess it's time to set up the bat signal for this thread turning creepy
It can't get as weird as the night when Clegg and I got our new avatars, can it?
Willkiller
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Oh god that gif again? :lol
Confirmed Kyle is packing a cocktail sausage all of his own.
LanceVance
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Damn I love that gif. Makes me hard every damn time I see it
Broder Salsa
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Nah don't think that will be beaten for a long time. Well at least not until Kermit goes to the UK and meets up with Wilbury.
There will either be a pathetic fight outside a Sainsburys or gratuitous oral sex on the steps of the British Museum
José Mourinho
cocknose
I've played football. I've also played football in the icy cold pelting down Irish rain.
I guess what I'm saying is... the old chap isn't looking his best at these times.
News would be awash with stories of murder in a gay sexual passion.
An open bus midnight tour full of suggestive poses and kinky outfits?
Make sure you have sexy team mates and you will never have a problem again
Once I got a football absolutely blasted at my penis, from about 3 yards, in a December morning, with snow and ice. Christ, I was down for about 15 minutes.
I've never been down for that long
José Mourinho
cocknose
Wilbury, this...
is precisely why don't want sexy team mates. Lest you wish to have a decommissioned wang.
LanceVance
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Being hit on the inner thigh by a rock solid ball in freezing conditions is the worst pain ever
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