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[Wilbur]

Lets not joke about fossilised turds please.

They ripped my arsehole a new one lately.

Does it look like an angler fish's mouth?

 

[Yurt]

Fuck everyone, the Golden Ball in 2010 was David Villa's. I don't care how many titles you won with your club, that fucker carried Spain on his back.

Okay so maybe not so much in the last two games but still!

 

[Kyoufu]

Does it look like an angler fish's mouth?

I'm too scared to look.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm too scared to look.

i will do it

for my queen and country

 

[ShogunX]

Google is unnecessary when it is seared onto my brain forevermore

Spoiler

and locked inside the wank bank for rainy sundays

Dude..........

That being said it's a useful picture because you know that no matter how much fame or how much money Paul Scholes has he's packing about an inch in his shorts.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Dude..........

That being said it's a useful picture because you know that no matter how much fame or how much money Paul Scholes has he's packing about an inch in his shorts.

Are you saying there's something wrong with 3 cm dicks?

 

[elsk]

Not selling to a rival makes sense to me. I'd rather ship Götze to England for ten million less than sell him to Bayern.

Is not like they were a real competition for the title anyway. Yeah, I guess it makes sense to not sell the player to rivales, but It would made more sense to keep him (he was their most important player) for one more season than selling him for cheap.

 

[Wilbur]

Wooden, inch long penises are 2.5 cms

Dude..........

That being said it's a useful picture because you know that no matter how much fame or how much money Paul Scholes has he's packing about an inch in his shorts.

Question; would you rather have Scholes' ability, the respect of Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo, frequently heralded as one of the very best players of his generation but the absolute maggot in his trousers, or a fuck off knob but the footballing ability of Carl Jenkinson?

 

[Yurt]

By the time a girl measures your penis, she's already dead. (not literally)

Spoiler

Unless you're into that

 

[Wilbur]

By the time a girl measures your penis, she's already dead. (not literally)

Spoiler

Unless you're into that

#contetherapist

 

[K1LLER7]

He played like 25 out of 50 games in 2009-2010. -_-

Someone other than Messi should've won it that year then

Wasn't that the Year Inter did the treble/double? Sneijder was brilliant in the World Cup and CL

 

[Milchmonster]

Is not like they were a real competition for the title anyway. Yeah, I guess it makes sense to not sell the player to rivales, but It would made more sense to keep him (he was their most important player) for one more season than selling him for cheap.

But they thought the would be lol

Also, pretty sure it was the last year of his contract, so they had to sell.

 

[elsk]

By the time a girl measures your penis, she's already dead. (not literally)

Spoiler

Unless you're into that

 

[elsk]

But they thought the would be lol

Also, pretty sure it was the last year of his contract, so they had to sell.

Yes, but I think it would made more sense to keep him one more year given how important he was to the team than selling him for almost nothing to Juve.

I wouldn't be surprised if Voller sold Yesil because he wanted to leave and Dortmund or Bayern were interested in him.

 

[José Mourinho]

Haha did he actually say that? It's of course not true but anything to keep shooting confidence into Torres is a good thing.

"I have seen Falcao a lot, he is a superb player from watching the last couple of seasons. He is one of the best strikers in the world and I think he will be a big threat for us tomorrow night."

 

[Yen]

Nerds, when is the next major game show? Gotsta see MGS: Ground Zeroes.

 

[near]

Nerds, when is the next major game show? Gotsta see MGS: Ground Zeroes.

Think it might be shown at PAX.

 

[Wilbur]

2011 was a banging year for games; Portal, Batman, Uncharted and Skyrim all floated my fanny

Only game I've liked this year is Walking Dead... and obviously gonna get FIFA/Pro Evo.

 

[Salvadora]

What's this about Walcott staying on even though he hasn't signed a contract? Better be bullshit.

 

[Zabojnik]

Right, the last day of the transfer season has come. The day our Beppe 'Marry' Marotta goes all out. Could he top the 2010 masterpiece?

 

[Willkiller]

Nerds, when is the next major game show? Gotsta see MGS: Ground Zeroes.

PAX, this weekend.

 

[Milchmonster]

Yes, but I think it would made more sense to keep him one more year given how important he was to the team than selling him for almost nothing to Juve.

I wouldn't be surprised if Voller sold Yesil because he wanted to leave and Dortmund or Bayern were interested in him.

More than 10m is almost nothing? Damn you, Martinez.

Yeah, I think we can rule that out. We have our own striker talent with Ducksch (who'd probably leave instantly if we signed Yesil) and Bayern just bought two strikers and still have Petersen coming back.

 

[Yurt]

Someone other than Messi should've won it that year then

Wasn't that the Year Inter did the treble/double? Sneijder was brilliant in the World Cup and CL

Inter players are no longer eligible.

Right, the last day of the transfer season has come. The day our Beppe 'Marry' Marotta goes all out. Could he top the 2010 masterpiece?

Lol does it even matter anymore? He fucked it up, all our targets moved on, it's over.

I'm sure he'll find a way to waste what's left of our budget on a Padoin or two.

 

[Broder Salsa]

"I have seen Falcao a lot, he is a superb player from watching the last couple of seasons. He is one of the best strikers in the world and I think he will be a big threat for us tomorrow night."

That's just... Common sense really

Wooden, inch long penises are 2.5 cms

I believe my estimate is closer. We can analyse it though, anyone here experts is measuring on based on pictures?

http://i.imgur.com/n6G4D.jpg

imo that is a bit bigger than 2 cm.

 

[LanceVance]

2011 was a banging year for games; Portal, Batman, Uncharted and Skyrim all floated my fanny

Only game I've liked this year is Walking Dead... and obviously gonna get FIFA/Pro Evo.

Most of those came out at the end of 2011 though to be fair

 

[Wilbur]

I believe my estimate is closer. We can analyse it though, anyone here experts is measuring on based on pictures?

http://i.imgur.com/n6G4D.jpg

imo that is a bit bigger than 2 cm.

in my dreams it is bigger than the stars and the moon and the sun and just big enough to fill kyoufu's splendid butthole

Most of those came out at the end of 2011 though to be fair

CALENDAR LAW DAMMIT

 

[Yen]

Think it might be shown at PAX.

PAX, this weekend.

Cool, I'm soooo hyped.

 

[ShogunX]

Wooden, inch long penises are 2.5 cms



Question; would you rather have Scholes' ability, the respect of Xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo, frequently heralded as one of the very best players of his generation but the absolute maggot in his trousers, or a fuck off knob but the footballing ability of Carl Jenkinson?

Well if I was guaranteed a decent weekly wage (live comfortably) and not to be sold to a league 1 side for a couple of years I would take the second option. Being ginger I could handle...But being a ginger midget who turns bright red every time you step out in the sun finished off with a cocktail sausage in my pants would tip me over the edge.

 

[Broder Salsa]

in my dreams it is bigger than the stars and the moon and the sun and just big enough to fill kyoufu's splendid butthole

Guess it's time to set up the bat signal for this thread turning creepy

 

[Vivalaraza]

What's this about Walcott staying on even though he hasn't signed a contract? Better be bullshit.

Told ya.

 

[José Mourinho]

Not that I wish to defend Paul Scholes, but I should imagine that a mid exercise penis isn't a sterling example of his lad. I'm sure the blood is probably being pumped to other muscles to deal with the more pressing matters.

 

[Wilbur]

Guess it's time to set up the bat signal for this thread turning creepy

http://i.minus.com/iKiHFmTT7uOxv.gif[/IG][/QUOTE]

If I could make gifs I'd be all up in this

[quote="Kylehimself, post: 41587727"]Not that I wish to defend Paul Scholes, but I should imagine that a mid exercise penis isn't a sterling example of his lad. I'm sure the blood is probably being pumped to other muscles to deal with the more pressing matters.[/QUOTE]

Something you want to tell us, Kyle?

 

[kharma45]

Guess it's time to set up the bat signal for this thread turning creepy

It can't get as weird as the night when Clegg and I got our new avatars, can it?

 

[Willkiller]

Oh god that gif again? :lol

 

[Salvadora]

Afer dark time? :lol

 

[Wilbur]

It can't get as weird as the night when Clegg and I got our new avatars, can it?

 

[ShogunX]

Not that I wish to defend Paul Scholes, but I should imagine that a mid exercise penis isn't a sterling example of his lad. I'm sure the blood is probably being pumped to other muscles to deal with the more pressing matters.

Confirmed Kyle is packing a cocktail sausage all of his own.

 

[LanceVance]

Damn I love that gif. Makes me hard every damn time I see it

 

[near]

Guess it's time to set up the bat signal for this thread turning creepy

http://i.minus.com/iKiHFmTT7uOxv.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

I think I'm only gonna come in here on weekends. My GOD that's a scary gif. Wtf!

 

[Broder Salsa]

It can't get as weird as the night when Clegg and I got our new avatars, can it?

Nah don't think that will be beaten for a long time. Well at least not until Kermit goes to the UK and meets up with Wilbury.

 

[Wilbur]

Nah don't think that will be beaten for a long time. Well at least not until Kermit goes to the UK and meets up with Wilbury.

There will either be a pathetic fight outside a Sainsburys or gratuitous oral sex on the steps of the British Museum

 

[José Mourinho]

If I could make gifs I'd be all up in this



Something you want to tell us, Kyle?

I've played football. I've also played football in the icy cold pelting down Irish rain.

I guess what I'm saying is... the old chap isn't looking his best at these times.

 

[Yen]

Nah don't think that will be beaten for a long time. Well at least not until Kermit goes to the UK and meets up with Wilbury.

News would be awash with stories of murder in a gay sexual passion.

 

[ShogunX]

Nah don't think that will be beaten for a long time. Well at least not until Kermit goes to the UK and meets up with Wilbury.

An open bus midnight tour full of suggestive poses and kinky outfits?

 

[Wilbur]

I've played football. I've also played football in the icy cold pelting down Irish rain.

I guess what I'm saying is... the old chap isn't looking his best at these times.

Make sure you have sexy team mates and you will never have a problem again

 

[Yen]

I've played football. I've also played football in the icy cold pelting down Irish rain.

I guess what I'm saying is... the old chap isn't looking his best at these times.

Once I got a football absolutely blasted at my penis, from about 3 yards, in a December morning, with snow and ice. Christ, I was down for about 15 minutes.

 

[Wilbur]

Once I got a football absolutely blasted at my penis, from about 3 yards, in a December morning, with snow and ice. Christ, I was down for about 15 minutes.

I've never been down for that long

 

[José Mourinho]

Make sure you have sexy team mates and you will never have a problem again

Wilbury, this...

Once I got a football absolutely blasted at my penis, from about 3 yards, in a December morning, with snow and ice. Christ, I was down for about 15 minutes.

is precisely why don't want sexy team mates. Lest you wish to have a decommissioned wang.

 

[LanceVance]

Being hit on the inner thigh by a rock solid ball in freezing conditions is the worst pain ever

 

[Hieberrr]

Whoops,I forgot to chime in, but whooo! Our dreadful midfield improved!