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Football Thread 2012/13 |OT3| Two-sided triangles
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Don't tempt me.
But Eva would apply pressure
How can you masturbate with that thing? With a tweezer?
José Mourinho
cocknose
On a useless, cold, dead dick. The ultimate punishment.
You charmer.
Broder Salsa
Banned
You don't remember wanking with two fingers when you were a kid or did you just start out with full hand?
It's beautiful. Honestly I'm really disappointed it never worked out, he's such a class player.
... people still don't use two fingers?
José Mourinho
cocknose
If we played at a slower tempo it'd have been sexual but he came to us at the wrong time. He'd have fitted in well during the Van Nistelrooy era.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Who else.
Bendtner has really let himself go while not training with Arse.
Bendtner has really let himself go while not training with Arse.
José Mourinho
cocknose
Ho ho!
Can't be true, Villa will have no strikers haha
Time to resign Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey.
Fake edit: doing a shit of kyufou level of pain.
Dark Machine
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I really needed to know that while I was eating breakfast Yenrot. Thanks.
Had one yesterday like that, sat for a good 10 minutes until eventually it began to gracefully slide out.
Probably a 2 on the Bristol Stool Chart.
Half Life?
Probably Glee.
If Half Life Episode 3 was out now, I'd wait another few years for it to hit bargain prices. Because it's a bargain shooter.
The Walking Dead.
Are they worth picking up? Have a feeling they will go on sale at Xmas so might hang on until then.
Broder Salsa
Banned
The breaks in between the episodes annoys me, they are worth checking out but if you are prepared to just wait until they are all released... I would probably just say do that, they are no doubt going on sale like any other telltale game fairly quickly. The game is awesome though.
Gareth Bale
Member
Yup it was. Pretty draining.
Nick Powell will never be classed as a bargain because no matter what you pay, he isn't worth it.
But you're right, Borini was a bargain.
I'm loving them. Find it difficult to sit down and play a ~12 hour singleplayer game nowadays to be honest, it's usually a quick hour of Fifa, or a quick hour of CS or something. TWD fits right into that, short, bitesized gaming that I can enjoy, and have a pleasant surprise every month.
The release schedule fits me fine as well, it's just like waiting for a television show, except you wait a month and get a couple of hours of content. The writing's really good, and it's got meaningful choices. It raises a far greater emotional response from me than any other singleplayer game out to be honest.
Can't wait for episode 4.
Some shocking moments in 3.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Don't watch København.
Well I suppose that gives away that result!
Broder Salsa
Banned
Haha sorry, thought you read pretty much every post in the thread.
And boy do we talk about penises!
Don't watch København.
Watch Copenhagen.
Broder Salsa
Banned
"At the moment Cesar Santin to Elche looks unlikely. Copenhagen are determined to get money for Santin, but Elche can't pay the 200.000 euros. They want him free."
What the... I know Santin is semi old but he's still one of our most consistent goal scorers and you want him for free? Are they fucking idiots? :lol
It goes hand it hand with all the masculinity and hormones in here.
What the... I know Santin is semi old but he's still one of our most consistent goal scorers and you want him for free? Are they fucking idiots? :lol
It goes hand it hand with all the masculinity and hormones in here.
I do read most of it! I knew they lost the first match but I don't think I'd seen the results of the second leg.
Is there anything recent that I did not list that is worth watching?
And I always seem to miss these conversations.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Actually won the first one. Second went into extra time so that takes +120 min to watch.
I guess Real - Barca was worth watching? Didn't see it myself but sounded like it was good judging from this thread. Tomorrow there's Champions League winner against Europa League winners (Chelsea - Atletico Madrid), should be interesting. Oh and trust me, if we are talking about Paul Scholes penis, it's best to avoid.
I can't wait for Athetico to beat Chelsea. Falcao > Chelsea. It might even force Chelsea to bid for him.
Broder Salsa
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If that result will be because of Courtois having a fantastic match, that will be alright.
Also I never realized how creepy Azpilicuta looks, he got that rapist stare and smile.
Would be awesome if he could debut tomorrow.
I can't remember how many times last season people said that they couldn't wait for Benfica/Barcelona/Bayern to beat Chelsea.
Sorry, but I get very annoyed at these sorts of premature gloating and dismissal of a team's chances.
And there is no way that Chelsea is buying Falcao anytime soon. There is no space for both him and Torres with Chelsea playing with only one striker.
Sorry guys i just saw the Champions League draw - is this a fucking joke? And Group D as well....
I don't normally get up for the champions league games cause its 4am in Australia but jesus thats two years in a row Dortmund has got fucked over by the draw. I'm mad!
I like Man City and Real Madrid too so I'm disappointed one of the three might not progress... realistically I think Real will top the group followed by Man City and then Dortmund, Ajax.
But yeah im getting up for the games... go Dortmund!
EDIT: ok they didn't get fucked over last year but it was a tough draw... its a very difficult group this year...
I don't normally get up for the champions league games cause its 4am in Australia but jesus thats two years in a row Dortmund has got fucked over by the draw. I'm mad!
I like Man City and Real Madrid too so I'm disappointed one of the three might not progress... realistically I think Real will top the group followed by Man City and then Dortmund, Ajax.
But yeah im getting up for the games... go Dortmund!
EDIT: ok they didn't get fucked over last year but it was a tough draw... its a very difficult group this year...
Its not gloating.
I think Athletico play much better/attractive football. I want to see attractive football win. I also want to see Falcao win.
I'd sell Torres and buy Falcao.
Edit: You should know, I dont gloat or talk shit about other teams. If Chelsea win so be it. When they beat us I congratulated them.
Did you feed it pizza?
I have no real advice.
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