lol Messi
that kit is beautiful.
I am not sure if you are being serious, but I love it. Shame I only have one and don't wear it for fear of damaging it. It was also the first kit I bought. #History.
football related right?Hips don't lie, especially when they're caught on tape. A XXX film featuring Shakira and her boyfriend Gerard Pique` is being shopped around.
While the singer's reps have denied its existence, hoping it doesn't make its way into the public eye, Spanish magazine Intervieu reports that a Barcelona talent agent was recently offered the tape for sale.
The video lasts about 15 minutes," says the agent. "Its filmed with a cell phone, which I guess, belonged to Shakiras employee who was at the helm of the boat that night. The images are not steady and its out of focus.
According to a report by Mexico's TV Notas, one of Shakira's former employees shot the tape and is trying to blackmail the singer with it.
This is not the first time a sex tape of the singer has threatened to come to light, as it was speculated that separate footage of her with former boyfriends Antonia de la Rua and Alejando Sanz is said to exist. Those tapes never made it to light, however.
I loved this Barca kit:
I feel like everyone here hated it though...
Their positions in the team are well covered aaaaaaaaaaand they obviously want nothing to do with the team so why even bother?I was hoping Chepo would have called Jona and Vela to the team. Fuck politics.
I wonder how long it will take for an Irina tape to come out.We talked about it earlier, about how we wanted to cut out the shakira bits and hoped for a puyol cameo
I loved this Barca kit:
I feel like everyone here hated it though...
I like the color.
Not a fan of their current kits. Real's are much better these days.
Their positions in the team are well covered aaaaaaaaaaand they obviously want nothing to do with the team so why even bother?
I wonder how long it will take for an Irina tape to come out.
I want someone committed to the shirt. I would be fine with them refusing to come once or twice, but their denial has been repetitive. They obviously value their club career more... and that's fine, but if they are only gonna be interested in playing when it's good for them (I bet the fuckers wouldn't deny a World Cup call-up) then what's the fucking point? Especially Vela, who's a rompe vestidores.Because they would be great additions to the squad? I don't care about the past. I want them on the squad.
elsk am I cry.
I wonder what sex position Pique enjoys, I also wonder if he is shit at that position unless Puyol is standing beside him.
If I was banging Shakira. My fave position would be lying on my back letting her do the work.
Def all sorts of rear entry with Shakira. That ass is magnificient
the best barca kit
I want someone committed to the shirt. I would be fine with them refusing to come once or twice, but their denial has been repetitive. They obviously value their club career more... and that's fine, but if they are only gonna be interested in playing when it's good for them (I bet the fuckers wouldn't deny a World Cup call-up) then what's the fucking point? Especially Vela, who's a rompe vestidores.
Also Jona hasn't done shit either at the international or club level, come on.
Def all sorts of rear entry with Shakira. That ass is magnificient
How many times has Jona denied a call up? Twice? He had a legit reason to refuse the call up for the Olympics. He wanted to try to make an impression on his new manager. He failed, but that doesn't mean it wasn't legit.
Doesn't matter. You can see the quality he has whenever he has played for El Tri, or when he played for Barca at midfield (both of which are rare). It also doesn't take much to be better than Torrado these days.
He refused the call for the friendly vs Spain, then accepted to come to Copa América but ended up putting up the cash for the orgy in Quito, then came vs Colombia but was awfully shit, then refused to come for the qualifiers versus Guyana and El Salvador, then refused to come for the Olympics. Not like we needed him to win anyway.How many times has Jona denied a call up? Twice? He had a legit reason to refuse the call up for the Olympics. He wanted to try to make an impression on his new manager. He failed, but that doesn't mean it wasn't legit.
Vela's worse, and let's be honest, he hasn't looked good these past weeks with Real Sociedad. Supposedly he had refused the Olympic call-up to focus on pre-season with his club, but not only did he report late with them, he also looks overweight. And it's sad because he's probably the most talented striker we have in the world. The problem is up in his head.Vela? Well shit. He should haven't refused a call up last time and his excuse wasn't as legit as Jona's.
He might be the 5th essence of football for all I care and I still wouldn't call him up. Herrera and Chatón proved that they are up to the task and they actually play with their clubs. Too bad about their current injuries.Doesn't matter. You can see the quality he has whenever he has played for El Tri, or when he played for Barca at midfield (both of which are rare). It also doesn't take much to be better than Torrado these days.
Sure, the new coach is going to drop Cesc, Xavi or Thiago to play Jonathan, c'mon. He's never going to be a player for the first team of Barcelona, he's just losing time there. He should've joined Sevilla.
Gio left too early, and Jonathan doesn't know when to leave... they just don't get it
He refused the call for the friendly vs Spain, then accepted to come to Copa América but ended up putting up the cash for the orgy in Quito, then came vs Colombia but was awfully shit, then refused to come for the qualifiers versus Guyana and El Salvador, then refused to come for the Olympics. Not like we needed him to win anyway.
Vela's worse, and let's be honest, he hasn't looked good these past weeks with Real Sociedad. Supposedly he had refused the Olympic call-up to focus on pre-season with his club, but not only did he report late with them, he also looks overweight. And it's sad because he's probably the most talented striker we have in the world. The problem is up in his head.
He might be the 5th essence of football for all I care and I still wouldn't call him up. Herrera and Chatón proved that they are up to the task and they actually play with their clubs. Too bad about their current injuries.
Def all sorts of rear entry with Shakira. That ass is magnificient
Why so much hate for Gerard? Valdes is the biggest problem and has been since even before Pique played for the first team
Oh fuck off. Try and get some form together at club level, Gerrard."When I speak I'm realistic and honest: at the moment, we're not one of the favourites to win the World Cup," Gerrard said. "But that doesn't mean you stop believing or stop working hard to try and improve and learn from the mistakes you've made at previous tournaments. This team has every chance to improve and get better over the next few years, with players coming through and other players who boast experience in the squad. We have to have that faith and keep believing. Miracles do happen in football. That's been proved.
"This is possibly my last [qualification] campaign and we can safely say this is definitely my last World Cup, that's for sure. I'm at that age where I need to make all the time count and give it my best shot. Let's try and make the most of it. But players should be judged on their performances. It doesn't matter how old they are."
Hodgson intends to rely upon his elder statesmen to propel England to the finals in Brazil, allowing younger players to make their mark around the nucleus of an experienced spine. Lampard, Gerrard, John Terry and Carrick will be 36, 34, 33 and 33 respectively in two years' time, and other squad players likely to be considered in the qualification campaign Gareth Barry, Ashley Cole, Scott Parker, Phil Jagielka, Joleon Lescott and Jermain Defoe will also be well into their 30s by the time the tournament takes place.
If Hodgson is seriously dumb enough to keep using that many older players then we deserve to fail to qualify.
Shut up you guys. I want to see Gerrard in person, so he needs to be in the squad for the WC.
Your hate for Valdes is strong.
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Yes it burns hot. He looks more annoying with hair though.
The way bilson wraps her mouth around that popsicle mah goodness!
DENTAL PLAN!
I think it's technically impossible to resist replying to that
The anime thread is that a way.
The anime thread is that a way.
I just heard Gangnam Style for the first time. lolwat I love it.
Stop making me feel old, Football Gaf.
I was in Sixth Form when 9/11 happened.
Anime thread is cool. We have tea parties and sometimes we discuss waifus.
Hodgson is certainly stupid enough, and the older players are more than arrogant enough.
"This is my last World Cup" - what a fucking hide. Your legs went at the Euros, and you're playing like a ghost for your club side.
Terry will be next. "I'm really looking forward to going out on a high in Brazil".
Not much different from this thread and our footballer waifus.
Not much different from this thread and our footballer waifus.
Nicklas Bendtner, everyone's favourite football waifu.
found this earlier tonite and wanted to share it with you peeps. damn, it's almost 4am here I must sleep
---goal of the season so far for me. how messi just stops it in mid air and lets it land softly for pedro (in spanish we say la duerme) is just un fucking real
--ps, fuck uruguay
Who is the other girl that you had in your avatar that looks like a young charlize with bigger lips? can you hook me up man?
Nicklas Bendtner, everyone's favourite football waifu.