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[neoanarch]

So Fergie is at New York? Guardiola for United then?

Wishful thinking, one of his sons lives in NY is what I heard.

 

[Salvadora]

It doesn't surprise me that he's from N.I

 

[Salazar]

wat

Lad is in trouble w' SAF.

A Manchester United starlet has been arrested for “lewd behaviour” after being caught having sex with a teenage girl in an alleyway.

Defender Luke McCullough, 18, who was captain of United's Academy squad, was caught on CCTV romping with the young woman at 5am after a night out.

The Irish teenager - described by Old Trafford bosses as the "new Jonny Evans" - was said to have got "overly amorous' with the busty blonde in Liverpool’s Concert Square.

The saucy pair initially moved into a doorway to continue romping semi clothed but officers sent a police patrol car to the scene.

The couple were spoken to and did their clothes up and walked away but just a few yards away they went into another doorway where they carried on their x-rated antics.

:lol "The New Jonny Evans"

 

[Wilbur]

Fergie can't be too displeased, he put in a good tackle by the sound of things

 

[Clegg]

Wasn't Evans arrested for an alleged sexual assault?

 

[Mastadon]

Matt Fortune ‏@MFworldfootball
United and Northern Ireland U17 capt - Luke McCullough arrested after being caught in 'compromising position' with woman in a doorway #MUFC

#NorthernIreland

The Makelele Position?

 

[Willkiller]

Where was John Terry while all this was going on?

 

[Kyoufu]

Lad is in trouble w' SAF.



:lol "The New Jonny Evans"

Oh. Tweet said "Doorway" but it's actually an Alleyway. I was confused. lol

 

[kharma45]

Wasn't Evans arrested for an alleged sexual assault?

He was but it was a false accusation.

 

[FootballFan]

Where was John Terry while all this was going on?

celebrating

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wasn't Evans arrested for an alleged sexual assault?

RVP also spent 2 weeks in jail being accused of rape. One hell of a team you are building up there.

 

[Willkiller]

Oh. Tweet said "Doorway" but it's actually an Alleyway. I was confused. lol

It was an alleyway but they moved it to the doorway. I guess they tried to get into a hotel at least.

 

[Wilbur]

RVP also spent 2 weeks in jail being accused of rape. One hell of a team you are building up there.

Three sexual deviants, a granny shagger, a sister in law shagger, a ginger with a tiny willy...

 

[Kyoufu]

It was an alleyway but they moved it to the doorway. I guess they tried to get into a hotel at least.

Wow. He couldn't wait to get inside before doing the deed?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wow. He couldn't wait to get inside before doing the deed?

Some girls likes the thrill of getting caught.

Three sexual deviants, a granny shagger, a sister in law shagger, a ginger with a tiny willy...

Who's the sister fucker?

 

[Salvadora]

Or just very drunk.

 

[Salazar]

Who's the sister fucker?

Giggs had his brother's wife.

His brother does, to be fair, look like a botched waxwork of Giggsy.

 

[Clegg]

Ronaldo shagged Paris Hilton, during his United days.

He's the worst of the lot.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Giggs had his brother's wife.

Oh yeah, almost forgot that was his sister in law. He's going to get GAF taken down now after you mentioned it.

 

[Moobabe]

Ronaldo shagged Paris Hilton, during his United days.

He's the worst of the lot.

We all would.

 

[Willkiller]

Oh yeah, almost forgot that was his sister in law. He's going to get GAF taken down now after you mentioned it.

"No more getting your dongle out"

 

[Clegg]

We all would.

But he went from Gemma Atkinson to Paris Hilton.

He should be ashamed of himself.

 

[Salvadora]

But he went from Gemma Atkinson to Paris Hilton.

This should be a crime.

 

[Wes]

We all would.

Would we?

 

[Salazar]

This should be a crime.

She doesn't seem all that startlingly gorgeous to me.

Looks like the sort a youth player might be arrested for groping out in Liverpool.

 

[Kyoufu]

Would we?

Paris Hilton is skinny enough for odd_morsel so probably.

 

[Salazar]

Paris Hilton is skinny enough for odd_morsel so probably.

:lol

Would we?

Certainly not all at the same time.

 

[Willkiller]

We all would.

If I had the same shagging power as CR7, I wouldn't.

 

[Salvadora]

She doesn't seem all that startlingly gorgeous to me.

Looks like the sort a youth player might be arrested for groping out in Liverpool.

It's the jump to Paris Hilton that is shocking.

 

[Wilbur]

Salazar, your avatar looks like FM regen Go Fukaniga

 

[Vivalaraza]

A Stoke City academy player has pleaded guilty to murdering his girlfriend.

Damn..

 

[Kyoufu]

A Stoke City academy player has pleaded guilty or murdering his girlfriend.

Damn..

Jeez. Fucking Stoke.

 

[José Mourinho]

There's not a red blooded straight male on all of NeoGAF who is knocking Paris Hilton back if she offered.

She's not the best looking girl in the world. But nobody is saying no.

 

[Wilbur]

A Stoke City academy player has pleaded guilty or murdering his girlfriend.

Damn..

Puts our youth players in perspective...

Fuck, haven't heard a thing about this at all. How old?

 

[FootballFan]

Giggs had his brother's wife.

His brother does, to be fair, look like a botched waxwork of Giggsy.

lololol. I was scrolling down and just assumed it was Giggs till I looked at it, scared me a bit.

Ronaldo used to go out with Gemma Atkinson? Haha wow. The list of ladies he has been with is quite a list.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Certainly not all at the same time.

Why not?

If I had the same shagging power as CR7, I wouldn't.

You got to have contrasts in life or it will get boring. If you had the shagging power of Ronaldo you would know that you got fuck some nasty pussy where you're in danger of your dick falling off afterwards to move on and really appreciate the nicer pussy. It's not like he couldn't just get something of Gemma Atkinson quality after Paris.

Salazar, your avatar looks like FM regen Go Fukaniga

:lol

On the topic of public fucking

 

[Salvadora]

A Stoke City academy player has pleaded guilty or murdering his girlfriend.

Damn..

This is an article if anyone is interesting
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/andrew-hall-stoke-city-player-1310213

 

[Vivalaraza]

Edit - Beaten

 

[Willkiller]

You got to have contrasts in life or it will get boring. If you had the shagging power of Ronaldo you would know that you got fuck some nasty pussy where you're in danger of your dick falling off afterwards to move on and really appreciate the nicer pussy. It's not like he couldn't just get something of Gemma Atkinson quality after Paris.

Yeah but why do things in half-measures. If you want to fuck a nasty girl I wouldn't go for Paris Hilton. Rooney did it best.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Seems like Rooney has been doing a lot of PR. Major interviews with Sky, radio and BBC too I think. Saying he wants to stay forever and that he made a mistake when he said he wanted to leave etc. Wonder if it's his or the clubs decision.

 

[FootballFan]

A Stoke City academy player has pleaded guilty to murdering his girlfriend.

Damn..

What the hell.

Surely playing for Stoke isn't worse than prison..

Pretty shocked to be honest, poor girl. r.i.p. I have no idea what makes anyone commit such a crime.

 

[bud23]

The Makelele Position?

Probably.By the way, do you know the nickname of Makelele at Real Madrid?

yeah tripod,why? I have no idea

 

[Salazar]

Salazar, your avatar looks like FM regen Go Fukaniga

Happy to educate.

 

[Clegg]

Zenit Chief Mitrofanov: Man Utd's Nani Demanded More Than Hulk

Zenit St Petersburg director-general Maxim Mitrofanov says the wage demands of Manchester United star Nani were too rich - even for them.

Zenit completed the €100million double swoop of Hulk and Axel Witsel last week and tried for Nani yesterday.

If Hulk had demanded €8 million to €10 million a year, these conditions would have been unacceptable for Zenit, Mitrofanov said.

The transfer of Nani failed mostly due to this reason, as he asked for an enormous salary and we would not pay him.

So we were actively trying to offload Nani. Thats disappointing.

 

[FootballFan]

This threads nearly done right? International matches soon as well. Exciting times ahead for us!

not really.

 

[Salazar]

So we were actively trying to offload Nani. Thats disappointing.

Lord only knows what Frogson thinks we would do on the left side without him. Young is practically an anti-winger at times.

So that pretty much guarantees Nani is gone next summer?

Dunno. Probably. We'll need to buy a replacement. Can't think of a reserves flyer.

 

[Salvadora]

So that pretty much guarantees Nani is gone next summer?

 

[Oxx]

Paris Hilton's was one of the better sex tapes.

 

[confuziz]

Hmm..nervous for tonights match against Turkey. If the rumoured starting XI is true we have 6/11 players from the Eredivisie.

Prepare for a 5-4 or something like that.

 

[Vivalaraza]

So that pretty much guarantees Nani is gone next summer?

We messed up big time. He will only have a year to run on his contract next year so we won't get a good price for him. And are we really gonna offer him a new deal if we were trying to bin him this summer?

Not good.