The emails from listeners are so bloody annoying. That's why I just watch the reviews and interviews on youtube, as they generally cut all that crap out.
Average email:
Dear Simon and the Good Doctor,
Having recently become a father, one can't help but find a decent amount of spare time to be an exceedingly rare occurence. Due to this abject change in life situation, one has found himself increasingly often going to the local cinema, in which the screens are empty enough for I, the wife, and the newborn son to sit in peace without the constant worry of interrupting another fair cinema-goers experience, which should always be delectable.
Having seen first-hand the sparse attendance at the cinema, one wondered to himself what Mark would do to strike the almost impossibly fine balance between audience comfort, and cinema profitability?
We called the baby Mark btw, and his nickname will be skiffle lolololololololol
Thank you for your time
James Jameson
PS. Hello Sophie, I'm on the radio
I mean, who the fuck communicates like that?