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[OneTwoTee]

Jose Enrique posted this on Instagram earlier today. Amazing.

http://instagram.com/p/n-OFEAHXnc/#

I don't think the injury he's been out with was a physical one...

 

[Meier]

http://together.mcfc.co.uk/event/609

Open training session being streamed -- pretty interesting. Sounds like none of the WC players will play tomorrow which is not particularly surprising. They're all participating in the training sessions though.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Top.

Meh, looks like training gear you'd get for half the price of proper stuff

 

[LTWheels]

Ive missed Enrique on social media. Glad he's back on it.

 

[KidA Seven]

Kompany's girlfriend

 

[Feorax]

Enrique had another post earlier. He was frantic and talking about taking pills of some sort.

He's off his fucking head on something.

 

[Ushojax]

Comparison of Dembele v similar players this season.

Even a half-fit Dembele comes out on top in most areas, we can get so much more out of him than we do right now. I see no reason he cannot play like Yaya Toure, with the right coaching of course.

 

[Yen]

Comparison of Dembele v similar players this season.

Even a half-fit Dembele comes out on top in most areas, we can get so much more out of him than we do right now. I see no reason he cannot play like Yaya Toure, with the right coaching of course.

Saw on some RAWK thread a tenuous link to Dani Parejo from some Spanish tabloid. Never seen him but but this is some compilation

 

[Vard]

Enrique had another post earlier. He was frantic and talking about taking pills of some sort.

He's off his fucking head on something.

This one: http://instagram.com/p/n-IiVZHXje/#

I'm not sure about the first one I shared, but in this one he's celebrating not having to take those pills anymore since he's recovered, and how he'll miss his physio. So good.

Also, reposting this for new page since I edited in too late on the last page:

http://www.ftbpro.com/status/john.a...-ref-howard-webb-in-ledley-king-s-testimonial

In a light-hearted affair Webb, who was officiating the game, decided to get in on the act during the second half and started to dribble with the ball.

Yet, Spurs' German midfielder was having none of it and took out the referee at full stretch. Webb reacted by pushing Holtby, only for the 21-year-old to elaborately dive on the floor!!!

 

[wedward]

Comparison of Dembele v similar players this season.

Even a half-fit Dembele comes out on top in most areas, we can get so much more out of him than we do right now. I see no reason he cannot play like Yaya Toure, with the right coaching of course.

Am I reading this wrong? It looks like he is only top in key passes and tackles won.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

ManUtd Stuff ‏@ManUtdStuff 32s

Luke Shaw has told his Southampton team-mates he is joining United this summer [mail]

It's all coming up Moyes.

 

[Hixx]

@MsiDouglas 1m
'Board states Alan Pardew will be #nufc manager next year'.

Six more points!

 

[Ushojax]

Am I reading this wrong? It looks like he is only top in key passes and tackles won.

Top in pass completion and successful take-ons as well. Scroll down and you will see his overall attack and defense scores take a shit on the others. Double figures for both.

 

[ShogunDarius]

It's all coming up Moyes.

Newcastle United

 

[Carbonox]

I am looking forward to more Alan Pardew. I hope he shoryukens someone next season.

 

[L1NETT]

Soz if DC but;

Sylvain Distan announced his is retiring from international football

He never won a cap

....

thatsthejoke.jpg

The Guardian headline made it look funnier

Sylvain Distin announces international retirement … after winning zero caps

Damn you Guardian

 

[Carbonox]

Soz if DC but;

Sylvain Distan announced his is retiring from international football

He never won a cap

....

thatsthejoke.jpg

I m retiring from France team. It was a wonderful experience and after a record of #0 cap it's time to say goodbye and focus on my club

 

[Hixx]

@Marcotti 3m
Leagues w/most players in 30-man prov WC squads: PL (132), Serie A (99), Bundesliga (95), Liga (74), Ligue 1 (66) (Sky IT)

Best. In. The. World.

 

[Vivalaraza]

@Marcotti 3m
Leagues w/most players in 30-man prov WC squads: PL (132), Serie A (99), Bundesliga (95), Liga (74), Ligue 1 (66) (Sky IT)

Best. In. The. World.

ABAP.

 

[Zabojnik]

@Marcotti 3m
Leagues w/most players in 30-man prov WC squads: PL (132), Serie A (99), Bundesliga (95), Liga (74), Ligue 1 (66) (Sky IT)

Best. In. The. World.

Like there was ever any doubt.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Max Reckers is gonna be our video analyst.

Hand the keys to the bunker over, Phil.

 

[rvy]

Like there was ever any doubt.

Call the Buddha.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Max Reckers is gonna be our video analyst.

Hand the keys to the bunker over, Phil.

Yup and goalkeeping coach Frans Hoek will also join.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Yup and goalkeeping coach Frans Hoek will also join.

He's the best goalkeeping coach in the world I heard.

 

[LegoArmo]

I hope Scholes sticks around.

 

[Wilbur]

The Distin announcement is killing me. Why is it so funny :lol :lol :lol

 

[LTWheels]

Finally Aspas and Borini upfront. What we have been waiting for.

 

[Meier]

1. Transfer news: Former La Masia graduate Oriol Rosell returning to Europe. Leaving Sporting Kansas City for Sporting Lisbon

https://twitter.com/JohnSinnott/status/466488322932899840

I saw this guy had like 150 passes the other day in a game for SKC which made a lot of sense given his Barca ties.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

José's Bus tried to destroy football, but football had its way
Tonki-cuenca then tried to dethrone football, but football was in the way
Conte tried to destroy football, but football was much too strong
Bayern tried to defile the football, but Guardiola was proven wrong

Jack Black pls

 

[rvy]

Leonardo Jardim just signed for Monaco. New manager.

 

[LTWheels]

Aspas scored. Good run from Ibe in behind the defence, who cuts the ball back to Aspas

 

[Fergie]

Asspain scored.

 

[Derp1na]

Hi everyone. Long time reader, first time poster. I support my local team, Leyton Orient, therefore all my opinions on top level football will be completely fair and balanced.

 

[Tc91]

Pretty good run from Ibe that.

The U21 final between Chelsea and United is on SS1 tonight 7:30pm if anyone is interested. It's also free entry.

 

[Fergie]

Hi everyone. Long time reader, first time poster. I support my local team, Leyton Orient, therefore all my opinions on top level football will be completely fair and balanced.

Awesome. Welcome!

Pretty good run from Ibe that.

The U21 final between Chelsea and United is on SS1 tonight 7:30pm if anyone is interested. It's also free entry.

Same time as the Europa final. Might just switch between.

 

[LTWheels]

I do wonder how good Ibe will end up being.

Supposedly Ibe at 16 was better than Sterling was at the comparative age.

 

[Salvadora]

:lol that username gives it away.

 

[Meier]

Hi everyone. Long time reader, first time poster. I support my local team, Leyton Orient, therefore all my opinions on top level football will be completely fair and balanced.

I've been to one game in England and it was at the home of the mighty Leyton Orient.

 

[rvy]

Hi everyone. Long time reader, first time poster. I support my local team, Leyton Orient, therefore all my opinions on top level football will be completely fair and balanced.

Something's not quite right.

 

[Yen]

Hi everyone. Long time reader, first time poster. I support my local team, Leyton Orient, therefore all my opinions on top level football will be completely fair and balanced.

Is this Sleepless? Trying to pull an elsk?

 

[90TilInfinity]

Adams with the rare positivity:

"It's about time we won something! But Arsene's been unbelievable for the club. They've had a good run in the Champions League and they've done well financially.

"But they're now going into an FA Cup final - there's no place for losers and they need to win this one! He better stay though! I don't know anyone else who could do it. He's done magnificently.

"The production of Arsenal players is second to none. They've been sacking managers left right and centre and it's great credit to Arsenal Football Club they've kept a man in place.

"He's worth his weight in gold. If I was the owner I'd very much keep him in position. If something's not broke then don't fix it."

[...]

"I made my debut in 1983 and we hadn't won anything and it was a pivotal moment to put a trophy on the sideboard. We went on to win the league in 1989. I told Carl Jenkinson maybe this could be this one. If Arsenal can win this then maybe they can push on."

Programme:

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Hi everyone. Long time reader, first time poster. I support my local team, Leyton Orient, therefore all my opinions on top level football will be completely fair and balanced.

Welcome!

 

[Hixx]

Why are ya'll trying to get folk banned

Honestly

 

[FortuneFaded]

Hi everyone. Long time reader, first time poster. I support my local team, Leyton Orient, therefore all my opinions on top level football will be completely fair and balanced.

Convenient timing. You happen to join this thread just as Orient reach the play off final; if they didn't have such a good season would you be posting here? Anyway, congratulations for beating Peterborough. Do you want to face Rotherham or Preston in the final?

 

[rvy]

Why are ya'll trying to get folk banned

Honestly

Pls, they don't ban people unless they're sure. We're not trying to do anything.

Mahmoud is coming.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Derp1na, what are, in your balanced view, the benefits of the Glazers' stewardship of Manchester United?

P.s. A/s/l?

 

[Zabojnik]

Leonardo Jardim just signed for Monaco. New manager.

YES CONTE!

 

[LegoArmo]

Stop scaring new people away, you dicks!

 

[Facism]

i'm not sure if this is funny or the stuff of nightmares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beu3mw8ASdY

 

[LTWheels]

This has probably been the most intelligent I've seen Aspas play. No stupid attempts to flick on the ball like he normally would do.