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[Zabojnik]

Maybe they will put it on for me in the hospital.

 

[Yurt]

Brilliant avatar Zabo ;p


It's Evra's birthday guys. Pls say something nice.

on the bright side Liverpool GAF, he's one year closer to death.

 

[ShogunDarius]

did i read right last night, LFC want Benzema? WHY, get Higuain in stead :/

 

[GorillaJu]

God I love him



God I hate him

It cracks me up how when it comes to Italian leagues they always re-ask the question before answering.

"Would I like to play for Barcelona one day? My agent knows what I want."

"My future in Italy? Anything can happen in football."

"Would I like to have a romantic dinner with Yurt, licking caviar off his Ukromanislavian girlfriend's nipples? The answer is yes."

did i read right last night, LFC want Benzema? WHY, get Higuain in stead :/

If the Echo, the Times or the Independent report interest from us, it's likely to be true. Take any other source with a grain of salt. 99% of everything written in the close season is bullshit.

 

[dc89]

Fady is going to the Al Ain v City friendly today. This is how it begins, this is how we convert him.

 

[Marc]

It's Evra's birthday guys. Pls say something nice.

on the bright side Liverpool GAF, he's one year closer to death.

He certainly, erm, plays football... I guess.



Is the background of the Liverpool kit a freight container? If so, why aren't they leaning on it? Missed opportunity.

I kind of like the warrior kits, they are different at least.

 

[Milchmonster]

God I hate him

Immobile wants to play for Napoli?

You can keep him

 

[TheLucifer]

Corriere dello Sport: Ancelotti could come back to Milan if he doesn't win la Decima.

At this point they're just throwing random names: Prandelli, Spalletti, Conte, Montella, Inzaghi, Donadoni, Ancelotti and maybe even Seedorf. As much as I'd like to have Carlo back, I don't think he'd be able to do what he did in the past with this team. Also, if we can spend €7m for a new manager, let's just sign Montella.

 

[Feorax]

Moreno is gonna be a really hard one to lure. If Chelsea and Real want him it'd take some special work by Ayre and Rodgers to get him to come to LFC.

Well all you have to do is convince him he'll be given a good chance at Liverpool. If he has a few games like he had last night whilst playing for Real or Chelsea, he's probably going to be benched for a couple of months. With us, he'd probably be given the opportunity to play himself back into form.

Also, Sevilla apparently want Assaidi and Alberto (both conveniently missing yesterday).

 

[Yurt]

Luci leave my Montella alone (

Fady is going to the Al Ain v City friendly today. This is how it begins, this is how we convert him.

You know what I love about Fady 2.0? Is that he ditched Barca.

"Would I like to have a romantic dinner with Yurt, licking caviar off his Ukromanislavian girlfriend's nipples? The answer is yes."

Ahahahah :lol :lol

"A “Triple Satisfaction” with a handsome American lad? An offer we can't refuse! "

Spoiler

a guest appearance by your Japanese girl would certainly be appreciated

You can keep him

but that's EXACTLY why we don't want him

 

[Milchmonster]

but that's EXACTLY why we don't want him

I said no deal, bro

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

The Fail reckon Gahl's deal is for two years at £7m per year.

Probably prudent.

 

[Milchmonster]

These two guys :lol

 

[TheLucifer]

Luci leave my Montella alone (

Fiiiiiiine

Just because you asked for it. And totally not because we're broke as fuck.

 

[Herr K]

Corriere dello Sport: Ancelotti could come back to Milan if he doesn't win la Decima.

At this point they're just throwing random names: Prandelli, Spalletti, Conte, Montella, Inzaghi, Donadoni, Ancelotti and maybe even Seedorf. As much as I'd like to have Carlo back, I don't think he'd be able to do what he did in the past with this team. Also, if we can spend €7m for a new manager, let's just sign Montella.

If we can spend €7m on a coach, I'd rather see them keeping Seedorf and buying Taarabt.

 

[Jack cw]

Immobile wants to play for Napoli?

You can keep him

When you got Ramos, there is no need for a good striker.

And poor rvy
Benfica is becoming Champions League Bayern...

 

[Yurt]

Conte speaking English a year ago

"Good luck to everybody. And I hope in the future to be a coach in the Premier League. Glory glory Man United"
.
.
.
.
End me

where's Wes when u need a perma

WES. WES. BAN MY CUNT

 

[Blablurn]

These two guys :lol

I'd watch a Miami Vice remake with those two.

 

[Lightning]

I wish Arsenal would sign Remy and Benzema and send Sanogo on loan. Do the right thing, Arsene.

Also get the Aurier deal done. We know Sagna is gone so get his replacement done.

 

[Herr K]

Conte speaking English a year ago

"Good luck to everybody. And I hope in the future to be a coach in the Premier League. Glory glory Man United"
.
.
.
.
End me

where's Wes when u need a perma

WES. WES. BAN MY CUNT

Yurt pls. Control yourself.

 

[Yurt]

Do the right thing, Arsene.

don't encourage Seppuku/suicide, it's not funny.

 

[Salvadora]

Realistically, Jenkinson should be going out on loan. We're stalling his development by rarely giving him minutes.

 

[Zabojnik]

Brilliant avatar Zabo ;p .

Thanks, I think so too.

Immobile wants to play for Napoli?

You can keep him

Immobile + cash for Hummels, according to Gazzaladra. 5m€ max, I hope. It's happening, Milch. It really is.

 

[FootballFan]

This is a really random question, but what's the most goals ever scored in a single leg in the Champions League?

edit: specifically the knockout stage after groups

Barcelona 7 - 1 Leverkusen 2 seasons ago would be up there. 8 goals in 1 game.

 

[noal]

Manchester United 7 Roma 1

Great game.

 

[ashecitism]

lol. Totally forgot about the EL final...

 

[Blablurn]

lol. Totally forgot about the EL final...

Me too. Random game. But it's funny that the curse is still on.

 

[Jack cw]

lol. Totally forgot about the EL final...

Me too. Random game. But it's funny that the curse is still on.

Is rvy dead yet?

 

[Carbonox]

New Arrow was fucking awesome. Sad to see the season over.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Is rvy dead yet?

Rvy will never die. He is the embodiment of Aimar's eternal youth.

 

[Yurt]

Is rvy dead yet?

he's alright we talked last night

for some reason he was watching The Passion of the Christ and laughing, maniacally..

New Arrow was fucking awesome. Sad to see the season over.

I CANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! I'm at work right now (

 

[Jack cw]

Rvy will never die. He is the embodiment of Aimar's eternal youth.

he's alright we talked last night

for some reason he was watching The Passion of the Christ and laughing, manically.

LOL, that explains much...

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

he's alright we talked last night

for some reason he was watching The Passion of the Christ and laughing, maniacally..



I CANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! I'm at work right now (

Fucknig hell :lol

 

[Blablurn]

OMG Arrow

Spoiler

Olicity is a thing <3

 

[WJD]

Waiting for the LVG announcement so thought I might as well get cracking on some more revision.

Secret Trusts are so seedy and I love it.

 

[Blablurn]

Schweini probably out for Satuday. http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen/einsatz-wackelt-immer-mehr-35975144.bild.html

Milch pls. Be gentle to us.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Wow the way this clown from SSN was harassing LvG...smh

 

[Blablurn]

 

[ShogunDarius]

Suarez has headed to Spain but will he be back in England next season? We'll hear from Liverpool's prize asset

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/466867290362114049

i see news outlets stirring up shit already when there is nothing there

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I love fan specific forums. This is from a Chelsea board regarding the possibility of Rakitic.

signing a gay player could actually help our image

 

[Marc]

Schweini probably out for Satuday. http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen/einsatz-wackelt-immer-mehr-35975144.bild.html

Milch pls. Be gentle to us.

Like Ballack was gentle with his love interests?

Dortmund are going to pound Bayern into a sweaty stupor.

 

[Blablurn]

Like Ballack was gentle with his love interests?

Dortmund are going to pound Bayern into a sweaty stupor.

Which is okay.

After all no one can take away that CL victory from us <3

 

[Yurt]

What a ridiculous player. Almost as good as Claudio, really. This World Cup will be insaaaaaaaaaaaane <3

I love fan specific forums. This is from a Chelsea board regarding the possibility of Rakitic.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Wilbur]

Imagine in 30 years. Uli has been shanked by a white power gang in prison. Pep has turned rabid, foaming at the mouth from the steroids. Robben completes his transformation into Gollum. Ribery starts to work for the BBC. Bayern are relegated and battling for mid table in 2. Bundesliga every year.

Blablurn sighs and says "at least we won the champions league in 2013"

 

[Blablurn]

Imagine in 30 years. Uli has been shanked by a white power gang in prison. Pep has turned rabid, foaming at the mouth from the steroids. Robben completes his transformation into Gollum. Ribery starts to work for the BBC. Bayern are relegated and battling for mid table in 2. Bundesliga every year.

Blablurn sighs and says "at least we won the champions league in 2013"

Just go to the cinema already you fool. MOVIE OF THE YEAR.

 

[Wilbur]

Just go to the cinema already you fool. MOVIE OF THE YEAR.

Leaving in 15 minutes, son

 

[Yurt]

Imagine--

No.

u imagine

 

[Blablurn]

I'll sigh and say "At least we didn't break down like United, shame what happened to them. If only they had kept Moyes."



To be fair, you also liked Pacific Rim and that's the worst movie I've ever seen in cinema by quite a bit.

I respect your opinion

Leaving in 15 minutes, son

Awww yiss. Enjoy it bro! I'm seriously considering to watch it again.

 

[Carbonox]

I will go and watch Godzilla next Tuesday when it's cheap day at Cineworld.


In other news

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=819217



Fucking dying here. The tears won't stop streaming.

 

[Wilbur]

Yurt all I want is for you and that old man to fight so bitterly to something approaching death the you find respect for each other somewhere in the void of battle and that maybe you just start spontaneously kissing or something i don't know lol #europaleague

I'll sigh and say "At least we didn't break down like United, shame what happened to them. If only they had kept Moyes."

If we had kept Moyes we would have become extinct already. Prehistoric training methods m8

And pacific rim really wasn't very good, was it?