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[Carbonox]

is that krang from tmnt

 

[bud]

open your miiiiiiind

 

[TheLucifer]

I remember when Barbie was all fired up about replacing Galliano with some young stud, what happened to that?

Dual core CEOs happened We probably won't even go after an experienced DS and just promote the head scout.

 

[Nicktendo86]

Manchester United will delay naming Louis van Gaal as their new manager until after the weekend to respect Holland's preparations for their friendly against Equador on Saturday

but cool we won't respect the World Cup preparations

Fuck Woodward

Ah minor contract issues still to be ironed out apparently, wondered if that was the case.

But with minor contractual issues still to be signed off, both United and Van Gaal have opted to shelve plans to confirm his appointment until after the weekend fixture against fellow World Cup qualifiers Ecuador.

With Holland coach Van Gaal keen to avoid distractions in the build-up to Saturday’s friendly at the Amsterdam ArenA -- and also avoid accusations of focusing on United at the expense of his job with the Dutch -- United are happy to wait until next week to finalise the deal with the former Ajax, Barcelona and Bayern Munich coach.

 

[ShogunDarius]

Man U, delays Gaal signing, ends up wih post world cup Hodgson

 

[Milchmonster]

I don't like that Schweine and Thiago are out for the final. Should mean that Martinez will start in DM which sucks because I'd rather see Schweine dragging his dead body instead of Martinez beasting against us.

But Pep

So it will be Lahm and Toni midfield with Rafinha as RB and Javi as CB :lol

Spoiler

I wish

 

[Hixx]

Eggs taste like fart

I just did a fart that tasted like Egg.

People who eat fried eggs are weird people.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I don't like that Schweine and Thiago are out for the final. Should mean that Martinez will start in DM which sucks because I'd rather see Schweine dragging his dead body instead of Martinez beasting against us.

But Pep

So it will be Lahm and Toni midfield with Rafinha as RB and Javi as CB :lol

Spoiler

I wish

Don't worry sweetness, you've got this. Klopp's already got Pep figured out.

 

[Wilbur]

Eggs taste like fart

I just did a fart that tasted like Egg.

People who eat fried eggs are weird people.

why are you eating your farts

 

[Hixx]

why are you eating your farts

SMELL IS 90% OF TASTE

 

[Yen]

Goodness, This Morning is dire television.

 

[miserable]

then and now

More here: https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/phot...rs-players-then-and-now-1400085674-slideshow/

 

[Hixx]

Goodness, This Morning is dire television.

Does Bigolbooby still do it?

 

[Carbonox]

Eggs taste like fart

I just did a fart that tasted like Egg.

People who eat fried eggs are weird people.

 

[Mr.Marston]

then and now





More here: https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/phot...rs-players-then-and-now-1400085674-slideshow/

Messi looks like a different person there.

 

[Marc]

Eggs taste like fart

I just did a fart that tasted like Egg.

People who eat fried eggs are weird people.

 

[Yen]

Does Bigolbooby still do it?

Yes. The interview they were doing was "My boyfriend is so handsome, I'm worried he'll cheat on me."

 

[ShogunDarius]

Eggs taste like fart

I just did a fart that tasted like Egg.

People who eat fried eggs are weird people.

I have a very good retort to that but i get the feeling I'd get banned if I posted it XD

 

[Wilbur]

I have a very good retort to that but i get the feeling I'd get banned if I posted it XD

Is it "fuck you Hixx you fucking weird northern WEIRDO I'll poop eggs down your throat"?

You won't get banned for that




Say it

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Eto’o: “I’m 33 today. It’s not because an idiot (Mourinho) said that I was old that you have to believe him.”


Heh, Mou just making friends all over the place.

 

[PowderedToast]

then and now





More here: https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/phot...rs-players-then-and-now-1400085674-slideshow/

robben has always had the face of a 40 year old man

 

[Carbonox]

With hair Robben looks like the kid from Jurassic Park

 

[Hixx]

I have a very good retort to that but i get the feeling I'd get banned if I posted it XD

You're all going on the list.

Is it "fuck you Hixx you fucking weird northern WEIRDO I'll poop eggs down your throat"?

You won't get banned for that




Say it

Wes owes me a favour. Don't PUSH IT.

 

[miserable]

Messi looks like a different person there.

He has a Nathan Drake-esque look in the now pic.

 

[Yen]

Haven't aged. dat doping

 

[LTWheels]

Dark Souls is basically a modern version of Simon's Quest with online note leaving to help the play through more unintuative parts.

 

[ShogunDarius]

Is it "fuck you Hixx you fucking weird northern WEIRDO I'll poop eggs down your throat"?

You won't get banned for that




Say it

lets just say you shouldnt eat fish then

 

[Carbonox]

elisha cuthbert is still so legit

 

[Hixx]

lets just say you shouldnt eat fish then

I had cod and chips last night.

With mushy peas.

It was glorious.

 

[WJD]

elisha cuthbert is still so legit

Girl Next Door was essentially porn to me when I was younger.

Still maintain it's an entertaining movie now.

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Is it true they don't do gravy at chippies in the south?

 

[Yurt]

Haha wow Iniesta has actually gained a little bit of hair there. Xavi and the black players aged quite well.

Robben looks happier not trying to hide it anymore. You hear that, Fry8?

Pirlo <3

 

[Salvadora]

elisha cuthbert is still so legit

Yes, she is. The Girl Next Door/Happy Endings are fantastic.

 

[ShogunDarius]

I had cod and chips last night.

With mushy peas.

It was glorious.

runny fried egg on top of the peas, yeah?

 

[3Sixty]

Then and now

 

[Yurt]

elisha cuthbert is still so legit

One of my dream girls. There's just something about her that drives me insane <3

 

[Wes]

I will go and watch Godzilla next Tuesday when it's cheap day at Cineworld.

Great minds.

 

[3Sixty]

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Is it true they don't do gravy at chippies in the south?

Why have gravy when you can have vastly superior curry sauce?

 

[Hixx]

runny fried egg on top of the peas, yeah?

No!

Why have gravy when you can have vastly superior curry sauce?

Yeah I prefer curry sauce to gravy. There's a chinese right next door to my local shop, the willpower it takes not to pop in and get curry sauce and chips is IMMENSE.

 

[WJD]

Curry sauce is all well and good, but what would a night out be without a lathering of gravy on top of a mountain of cheesy chips? It'd be fairly disappointing, that's what.

 

[sohois]

then and now





More here: https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/phot...rs-players-then-and-now-1400085674-slideshow/

Klose appears to have been replaced with one of the Chuckle brothers this time round.

 

[Carbonox]

Yes, she is. The Girl Next Door/Happy Endings are fantastic.

Yeah I like Happy Endings. Takes a lot for me to get in to newer comedies these days but it's pleasant and funny viewing.

 

[L1NETT]

Is it true they don't do gravy at chippies in the south?

They don't do scraps which is more concerning

 

[ShogunDarius]

No!



Yeah I prefer curry sauce to gravy. There's a chinese right next door to my local shop, the willpower it takes not to pop in and get curry sauce and chips is IMMENSE.

for desert?

Banana Pizza?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Woodward man. Dude can mess anything up.

 

[WJD]

They don't do scraps which is more concerning

Had scraps once and it pains me to admit I wasn't overly fussed.

Did have a deep fried Creme Egg that day though, so my perception might have been a bit skewed.

 

[pappe]

Woodward man. Dude can mess anything up.

Dont worry! Its been delayed because we are getting Conte.

 

[3Sixty]

Yeah I prefer curry sauce to gravy. There's a chinese right next door to my local shop, the willpower it takes not to pop in and get curry sauce and chips is IMMENSE.

There is a chinese chippy next door to my work that does a large container with chips & egg fried rice lathered in curry sauce for £2.50.

I once got it 6 shifts in a row.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Rob Harris &#8207;@RobHarris 9m

Man United revenue Jan-March: £115.5m UP 26%. Debt down to £351.7m

Financial innit.

 

[Blablurn]

Financial innit.

Where are those debts coming from?

 

[Yen]

Where are those debts coming from?

The Glazers used United's money to buy United, innit.