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[Mr Cola]

LVG - "I am who I am - confident, arrogant, dominant, honest, hard-working and innovative."

So different to The Chosen One

I feel sorry for Moyes but its nice to go back to the "We do not fail" rhetoric, the "We will try" was fucking depressing.

 

[Tc91]

Today is a fantastic day for Manchester United. Louis van Gaal is a great appointment and let me begin by telling you how delighted I am to be working with someone of his calibre. His credentials are second to none and I’m positive the club will thrive under his leadership over the coming years.

I would also like to take this opportunity to announce my retirement from professional football and embark upon a new and exciting chapter in my life, as assistant manager of Manchester United. I am immensely proud, honoured and fortunate to have represented the biggest club in the world 963 times and Wales 64 times. My dream was always to play for Manchester United, and although it saddens me to know I won’t be pulling on a United jersey again as a player, I have been lucky enough to have fulfilled that dream playing with some of the best players in the world, working under an incredible manager in Sir Alex Ferguson, and most of all, playing for the greatest fans in world football. I have always felt and appreciated your support.

I want to also give a huge thanks to the backroom staff and support teams we have and have had at Manchester United over the years. I would not have achieved the success I have without your continuing dedication and commitment to creating the best environment to enable the players to thrive. I would not have won 34 trophies in my career without you. I would also like to say a special thanks to my friends and family for all your love and support.

For me, today is a new chapter filled with many emotions - immense pride, sadness, but most of all, excitement towards the future. United fans I hope will share and echo my belief that the club, the management and owners, are doing everything they can to return this great club to where it belongs, and I hope to be there every step of the way. To the greatest fans in world football, thank you, I have loved every minute of playing for you and representing the biggest and best club in the world.

See you next season.
Ryan

 

[Mr Cola]

Bring on the transfer rumours :|

 

[Slizz]

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Ryan Giggs

Tearing His Family Apart

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Ryan Giggs

Tearing His Family Apart

Indiscriminate like a force of nature.

 

[Meier]

Dammit Shatner, I was going to make a similar joke.

 

[HotHamWater]

The aesthetic for all these goddamn United things is annoying. I bet they just let Woodwards 12 year old whose just learned Photoshop make them all.

 

[dc89]

Goodbye Ryan. Thank you for being a Manchester City youth player.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Indiscriminate like a force of nature.

Hurricane Katrina on his sister-in-law's vagina.

 

[Slizz]

The aesthetic for all these goddamn United things is annoying. I bet they just let Woodwards 12 year old whose just learned Photoshop make them all.

Textured BG and desaturation. PS 101

 

[Fergie]

http://blog.paddypower.com/2014/04/...chester-united-legends-birthday/?AFF_ID=16562

 

[Wilbur]

Giggs. Legend. Our greatest ever player.

 

[The Incarnation]

What a glorious day it will be when Louis van Gaal is sacked before Xmas.

It's going to be like his last spell at Barca.

 

[WJD]

Giggs

Gaal

 

[Willkiller]

Giggs. Cunt. Great player.

 

[Blablurn]

Willkiller. Fancy a game or two?

 

[Wilbur]

Sid Lowe article on Atletico - http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/may/19/atletico-madrid-la-liga-title-impossible

 

[Willkiller]

Willkiller. Fancy a game or two?

Yeah, I'll jump on now. Off to work soon but I should be able to have a couple!

 

[Meier]

This Ferna compilation makes me moist.. but this pass in particular. HNNGGHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L-dQFK-fMM#t=59

 

[Blablurn]

Yeah, I'll jump on now. Off to work soon but I should be able to have a couple!

awww yiss! I wanna meet the Legend

 

[Wilbur]

Let me know how it goes boys. Gonna have to play you again soon will, we had some good games

 

[The Incarnation]

I've literally just started it, about half an hour in.

Not impressed so far, protagonist seems like he has super powers and the dialogue is pretty weak.

But again, half an hour in.

First season isn't all that to be honest.

2nd season is god tier TV though.

 

[Willkiller]

Let me know how it goes boys. Gonna have to play you again soon will, we had some good games

Indeed, I seem to have got out of my terrible spell now. Back to playing pretty well, I'll eat your anus anytime.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Giggs won a major trophy on average every 27 games.

Badman.

 

[Wilbur]

Indeed, I seem to have got out of my terrible spell now. Back to playing pretty well, I'll eat your anus anytime.

fuck off m8 ur going down

Giggs won a major trophy on average every 27 games.

Badman.

That's extraordinary.

 

[Carbonox]

First season isn't all that to be honest.

Season season is god tier TV though.

Yah, it's a good demo of their incredible imagination with some crazy as fuck scenery but otherwise the plot is pretty dull and you don't get a true inkling of shit until the last couple of episodes of the season.

Second season is truly special though. The finale this weekend is going to be fucking crazy. Third season should be even more exciting with the plot they've laid out for it.

 

[LNBL]

Hiddink da god.

Also, you think this handsome beast will join Louis at United?

Fuck V.Gaal if he takes Depay away from us after the world cup.

Either pay €40.000.000 or don't bother

 

[Slizz]

Depay has some pythons.

 

[Meier]

Depay has some pythons.

Dreaded last post on the previous page..

Huh, I guess I was misinformed all this time... HGH apparently stands for Holland Growth Hormone.

Some day they'll actually comprehensively test for PEDs in European football.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Fuck V.Gaal if he takes Depay away from us after the world cup.

Either pay €40.000.000 or don't bother

No gives him to us.

 

[dc89]

This Ferna compilation makes me moist.. but this pass in particular. HNNGGHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L-dQFK-fMM#t=59

so gooood

 

[Derp1na]

Van Gaal should have fucked off the Class of 92 and all Moyes' staff.

History is history, isn't it. Giggs probably thinks that by being an assistant he will be the next ManYoo manager when Van Gaal fucks off in three years, despite having next to no management experience. He's probably right, that's why Van Gaal needs to fuck Giggs off, so you don't have this cunt licking his lips (or his sister-in-law's vaginal lips) and he can spend the next few years managing a few shit sides and is made to look like the twat that he is.

It is a simple fucking formula, get rid of this cunt, who will add no value to him anyway, or let him be there so he can pick up "experience" putting the cones out and be replaced by him as soon as the fan dressed as a grim reaper next makes an appearance.

 

[Wilbur]

hahahaha

 

[The_Hitcher89]

We always go after the complicated transfers:

Raphael Honigstein ‏@honigstein 8m
Can: situation complicated. He has a release clause. But Bayern also have an option to buy him back. Leverkusen with a huge legal problem(1)

Release clause should not have been inserted. So far, no contact between Leverkusen and Bayern. Deal hangs in the balance (2)

Bayern option is active throughout, irrespective of other interest. (But staggered buy-back fee) (3)

Last Can tweet: very curious scenario. Two conflicting contracts. One between player and Leverkusen, other one between Bayern and Leverkusen

Thank fuck we're trying to get this bollocks done early, rather than finding out about it in the middle of August.

 

[Gareth Bale]

You lot watching that show with Timothy Dalton and Eva Green?

Pretty good so far

 

[dc89]

You lot watching that show with Timothy Dalton and Eva Green?

Pretty good so far

Penny Dreadful?

 

[Carbonox]

You lot watching that show with Timothy Dalton and Eva Green?

Pretty good so far

It's alright, episode 2 was pretty decent. Billie Piper needs to fuck off out of acting forever though.

 

[Willkiller]

GGs Bla. First one was a really well contested match, good fun that.

The second, you played well but oh my days, my players just couldn't pass to each other to save their lives!

 

[Blablurn]

GG Will! Was good fun. Do you play manual? You can really create some awesome plays.

 

[Willkiller]

GG Will! Was good fun. Do you play manual? You can really create some awesome plays.

Nope, to be honest I forget what I'm set to. I use the right stick a lot off the ball to position my players so that when I get the ball they're exactly where I want to be to move forward.

Works pretty well most of the time! We'll play again soon

 

[Nicktendo86]

I've just realised, is lvg the first non British manager of utd?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I've just realised, is lvg the first non British manager of utd?

Extraterrestrial bruv

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I've just realised, is lvg the first non British manager of utd?

Yes apart from O'Farrell who was Irish.

 

[Blablurn]

Nope, to be honest I forget what I'm set to. I use the right stick a lot off the ball to position my players so that when I get the ball they're exactly where I want to be to move forward.

Works pretty well most of the time! We'll play again soon

I see! Didnt know you could do that with the right stick :O

 

[Herr K]

Conte

Spoiler

,

resta!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Watching the Barca-Man Utd final from 08/09

Why the fuck did Guardiola voluntarily turn to tiki-taka?

 

[WJD]

Watching the Barca-Man Utd final from 08/09

Why the fuck did Guardiola voluntarily turn to tiki-taka?

To be fair to him they went full on tiki taka against us in 2011 and ripped us apart even more so than in 2009. Possession and other stats were a lot more even in Rome.

 

[Jack cw]

I see! Didnt know you could do that with the right stick :O

Next Gen, bla.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

dc i need your pr skills