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[pappe]

If De GOAT stays at United for another 7-8 years. He will be on everyones GOAT list.

 

[Mr Cola]

Ive been watching United since 88, there is no keeper above Schmeichel for me, he won us so many games with terrific saves, DDG reminds me of him in his earlier days but the presence Schmeichel had was rediculous. Best keeper ive ever seen.

 

[Wilbur]

If De GOAT stays at United for another 7-8 years. He will be on everyones GOAT list.

Was already feeling like leaving him out and knowing everyone will just go 'where is big pete' is harsh. De Gea is already LEGEND

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Hype article on Jordy Clasie

 

[Willkiller]

Saw Godzilla last night, about half an hour too long than it needed to be but I really enjoyed it.

Lightyears ahead of that Pacific Rim shite.

 

[Mr Cola]

Hype article on Jordy Clasie

He looks like the lovechild of Cleverly and Buttner

 

[Wilbur]

Hype article on Jordy Clasie

I almost want him

but he looks too much like Cleverley

 

[Tc91]

Fancesc and Kroos seem our main targets but he doesn't seem au fait with the Shaw deal.

Fuck Tanc, I'm with Yurt now he knows nothing.

If De GOAT stays at United for another 7-8 years. He will be on everyones GOAT list.

2012-2013

2013-2014 < not the best but we would of been royally fucked without him.

I love Dave.

 

[Derp1na]

Hype article on Jordy Clasie

I'm seeing double here, four Cleverleys.

 

[WJD]

meh to Clasie

Depay though...

 

[cremino]

 

[Meier]

Ed Sheeran's a fucking mongrel, y u listen to him.

I listened to his first album years ago. It was fine -- not particularly engaging but not awful by any means. Just kind of there for the most part but I did like The A Team (it ended up becoming a hit on pop radio in the US.. dumb Americans had no clue what the song was about though clearly). But this.. well, if you hear it, you'll know what I'm talking about (as Lego did).

It's apparently called Sing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scHS8YaYoRA

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

He looks like the lovechild of Cleverly and Buttner

I almost want him

but he looks too much like Cleverley

I'm seeing double here, four Cleverleys.

Oh man I'm all in.

#PowellZahaClasieFuture

 

[cremino]

 

[Yurt]

#Soulbros, I must admit PvP is pretty fun, but only when I'm killing invaders. I made a second character instead of doing NG+ and when I got up to the Gargoyle fight I got invaded non-stop, but this time I fucking destroyed all the bellbro dickholes. Only one guy killed me and that's because he got one of those laggy backstabs where you can't see them moving and all of the sudden you're dead. I won two 2v1s, one guy invaded me, ran around trying to make me aggro the black dwarf fuckers, then waited for another invader before he fought me. He finally came downstairs to fight when it was 2v1 and I crushed his cunty little face in with wide swings while I was aiming for the other person :lol 3 R2s with my Magic Mace +5 and they were both dead.

Fucking bellbros.

PVP is the best thing about DS2 so far.

Try to get this ring (it's in NG+, unfortunately) it absorbs all damage taken from behind and it looks (yes, looks!) fucking cool!

Yes City-GAF, that's David Platt.

 

[Mr Cola]

Interesting Hoddle saying Levy offered him the Spurs role over Sherwood for the latter end of the season, id like to see him back in management, best sky pundit by far.

 

[LegoArmo]

Van Gaal and Zaha will be so interesting. Almost definitely will be kicked out unless he changes his attitude completely.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Interesting Hoddle saying Levy offered him the Spurs role over Sherwood for the latter end of the season, id like to see him back in management, best sky pundit by far.

 

[Mr Cola]

Young United fans wont remember how awesome Lee Sharpe was, my favourite United player of all time, the player i modelled myself on as a youngster (Including the celebrations :|). Such a shame he is a thick shit and got himself thrown out, almost got Giggs thrown out too for their partying lifestyle. If he had got his head together he would be a United legend, I am sure of it.

 

[Derp1na]

Van Gaal and Zaha will be so interesting. Almost definitely will be kicked out unless he changes his attitude completely.

He's crap anyway. It's almost as if it's a bad idea buying a player from the Championship for £15m.

 

[Mr Cola]

Ill admit its a low bar, but im not giving it to Souness, Carra, Quinn, Redknapp

Neville id hear arguments for.

 

[Yurt]

I almost want him

but he looks too much like Cleverley

that's EXACTLY why I don't want Immobile. He looks like Zanetti, n certain angles.

 

[Zabojnik]

 

[Derp1na]

Interesting Hoddle saying Levy offered him the Spurs role over Sherwood for the latter end of the season, id like to see him back in management, best sky pundit by far.

Hoddle is probably my favourite player that I've never actually watched live, but he's completely nuts and would probably replace the medical staff with faith healers.

 

[Salazar]

Van Gaal and Zaha will be so interesting. Almost definitely will be kicked out unless he changes his attitude completely.

"Wilf, what do you bring to my crystalline, eye-wateringly disciplined tactical setup ?"

"I'm a wildcard, boss".

 

[Meier]

Wait. Rachel Bilson has been dating Hayden Christensen since 2007? And will now be his baby mama? Someone check on Slizz and make sure he's going to be okay.

 

[Slizz]

Wait. Rachel Bilson has been dating Hayden Christensen since 2007? And will now be his baby mama? Someone check on Slizz and make sure he's going to be okay.

I'm so sad lol.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/10846651/Phil-Neville-admits-to-being-unsure-about-Manchester-United-future-under-new-manager-Louis-van-Gaal.html

"We do love Man Utd, but that doesn't give us a divine right to be in and around the club,” Neville told Sky Sports. “We have got to make sure we produce and do our job well to have the chance to stay on."

And yet you get the impression he doesn't actually believe what he says.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Hype article on Jordy Clasie

Oh dear

 

[Ushojax]

Interesting Hoddle saying Levy offered him the Spurs role over Sherwood for the latter end of the season, id like to see him back in management, best sky pundit by far.

Hoddle is a complete mentalist. I'd have Sherwood over very few managers but he's one of them.

His proposed Spurs formation was a 352 with Defoe and Soldado up front and Townsend in the hole. Completely batshit.

 

[Salazar]

God will decide, Phil.

A florid fucking Dutch god.

 

[Carbonox]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112818376&postcount=217

 

[ActStriker]

Hey Football-GAF, MLS made a World Cup bracket challenge and I made a GAF league for it:

http://bracket.mlssoccer.com/group?group_id=71
Name: NeoGAF
password: believe

 

[Yurt]

Wait. Rachel Bilson has been dating Hayden Christensen since 2007? And will now be his baby mama? Someone check on Slizz and make sure he's going to be okay.]

Mila Kunis (and Scarlett) is pregnant and marrying that doofus and Willa is dating a hobo

OH I'M SURE HE WILL LIVE

 

[Wilbur]

Hey Football-GAF, MLS made a World Cup bracket challenge and I made a GAF league for it:

http://bracket.mlssoccer.com/group?group_id=71
Name: NeoGAF
password: believe

Ooh nice. Will hop on this when I get home. Cheers mang

 

[Slizz]

Mila Kunis (and Scarlett) is pregnant and marrying that doofus and Willa is dating a hobo

OH I'M SURE HE WILL LIVE

There is something whimsical about Jackie and Kelso getting together.

Willa lives in LA, every chick there dates hobos

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Oh dear

So you're saying he's not the next Cleverley?

 

[wedward]

Arsenal fans in 3 years time. Guess who.

Christ, your life must be boring.

 

[kharma45]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112818376&postcount=217

Damn son.

 

[Yurt]

There is something whimsical about Jackie and Kelso getting together.

Willa lives in LA, every chick there dates hobos

well that settles it then, I'm moving to LA and living outside her house!

 

[Wilbur]

Christ, your life must be boring.

He's getting married to a Canadian princess with a dildo collection that would fill the Grand Canyon

you tell me what's boring about that

 

[dc89]

@mattslaterbbc

"lawyer challenging UEFA FFP rules says it doesn't matter that EC won't intervene, a Belgian ruling is enough. Expected Spring 2015"

Ruh-roh

 

[Diablo Rosso]

My United XI

Van der Sar

G. Neville
Vidic
Ferdinand
Evra

Ronaldo
Keane
Scholes
Giggs

Cantona
Van Nistelrooy

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

So you're saying he's not the next Cleverley?

He's a Cleverley who can tackle and pass forwards.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Christ, your life must be boring.

:lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

well that settles it then, I'm moving to LA and living outside her house!

Wilbs sure is looking good again

 

[Wilbur]

I wish I had a beard like Schafer

 

[Carbonox]

Mila Kunis (and Scarlett) is pregnant and marrying that doofus and Willa is dating a hobo

OH I'M SURE HE WILL LIVE

i need a pic

the fuck is basedwilla doing with tramps

 

[Yurt]

i need a pic

the fuck is basedwilla doing with tramps

http://web.stagram.com/n/sammuller

seems like a nice guy. Don't make fun of them <3

 

[LTWheels]

At end of #eng training, Hodgson had longish one-on-one chats with Sterling, Shaw and then Barkley.

Looks like the next gen of England players are already ruined.