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[il Diavolo]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuurt<3

 

[Milchmonster]

I fucking love Milos Jojic

 

[il Diavolo]

http://football-italia.net/48994/berlusconi-elderly-do-seedorf-job

Silvio Berlusconi aimed a jab at Clarence Seedorf by suggesting pensioners with dementia &#8220;could control the Milan locker room.&#8221;

The club President spoke to Telelombardia after his first day of community service at care home the Istituto Sacra Famiglia in Cesano Boscone, which specialises in working with dementia patients.

&#8220;I met many people there,&#8221; said Berlusconi. &#8220;They could control the Milan locker room pretty well.&#8221;

Welp

 

[Elchele]

Tuchel to Schalke according to rumors

holy shit

 

[rvy]

going out to rvy of all people in Europe is the best case scenario <3 YES RVY! YES JESUS

I don't get this movie. It's almost as hipster-progressive-liberal as the Lesbian Cannes movie, which lasts 3 hours, but is only useful for 10 minutes.

I don't understand any of this.

 

[Herr K]

Congrats Zabo and Yurt. Not you, pulga, you're like Juve's Timurd.

 

[Elchele]

I don't get this movie. It's almost as hipster-progressive-liberal as the Lesbian Cannes movie, which lasts 3 hours, but is only useful for 10 minutes.

I don't understand any of this.

YES RVY

I fully agree

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Bayern please win, just this one time for me.

 

[Freewheelin']

Yay, my favourite poster is back <3

Spoiler

you are all my favourite posters

 

[Elchele]

Lewa scored again.


YES MYOES.

cant wait for him

he'll turn into shit under Guardiola, like everyone else

 

[Tecl0n]

Lewa scored again.


YES MYOES.

cant wait for him

He'll suffer the same fate as gotze under pep.

 

[rvy]

shorty has killed me. I badly need to smoke, but she ruined it with her devil talk about it being gross.

I'm dying,

 

[Marc]

Hail Bla!

HAIL!

Henceforth you shall be known as Famously Useful Community King Bla!

HAIL!

Spoiler

I kid, I love you really.

What do you need to know?

I'm starting to get some perspective on our season, no doubt it'll kill me all over again tomorrow though. I'd rather wipe the Asylum Demon's arse than watch City's celebrations tomorrow.

Just a run down on Dark Souls 1, how it all works. I get to the first boss, dodge around a bit and take ages to get his health down and then he just sits on me and kills me instantly. So then I go to a dead realm or something and told to touch a stone that takes me to a castle. And then just expected to kill everything? I have no idea what my objective is, I run around and kill a bunch of zombie dudes. See a guy on a wall that just charges at me with a spear to kill me and then start back at the castle level again. Bit lost and don't understand what I am doing. If I complete this level or whatever and become physical again, do I just go back to the first boss and likely die again and have to do this all again? Game wasn't clear to me.



I hope a miracle happens as it would be one of the greatest end of seasons ever, your forwards deserve the title. Your defence deserves relegation and your midfield deserves top four. Weird team really, but love how you have brought English players through and have gone for every game no matter how suicidal. And not in a boring, pass it for the sake of it way.

 

[Linius]

I haven't seen that French film yet but Lost in Translation is a great film.

 

[KidA Seven]

I love Lost in Translation.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Please tell me you didn't bet on this match. Bayern won't win this one.

PLEASE!

 

[Marc]

Lost in Translation is alright.

If you want a real love story though you should watch Irreversible, Old Boy or Leon.

 

[Elchele]

Hamburg will get two more matches to save themselves, Braunschweig and Nürnberg are dead. You know what? The other two don't deserve to stay in Bundesliga anyway.

I hope Mainz loses today, if Tuchel is leaving then they're dead and don't want them in EL.

edit: of course Mainz scores now. fuck off

 

[rvy]

I haven't seen that French film yet but Lost in Translation is a great film.

I watched it till the awesome sex scene. Then I obviously went do something else. My mate watched the whole thing on 2 sittings, says it's pretty good. I don't trust him.

At least the girls are pretty hot.

If you want a real love story though you should watch Irreversible, Old Boy or Leon.

A Serbian Film.

 

[Herr K]

Guys, as I was telling the lads on the WhatsApp group, yesterday I went to my first strip club ever. It was amazing. I'm weeping, because I don't have enough money to live there.

After being there for some hours, we ended up going to the biggest club in the region, which happens to be a gay club. The place was fucking packed, and I was left amazed at the size of the damn thing. It's a 3-story building with bars, naked bartenders and dancing shows. I had never seen or heard a club like that, simply incredible.

Friday night was great, my people.

 

[Yurt]

grazie peeps <3

I don't get this movie. It's almost as hipster-progressive-liberal as the Lesbian Cannes movie, which lasts 3 hours, but is only useful for 10 minutes.

I don't understand any of this.

I remember Morsel posting a lengthy post about it once, and it captured exactly what we all loved about it back then!

I started appreciating it more after working overseas for a couple of years.

except I'm the tiny one, of course

 

[Blablurn]

Müller out

 

[Linius]

I need to rewatch it some time. But I'm in an old movies mood at the moment. I've been watching To Catch a Thief, 12 Angry Men, On the Waterfront and North by Northwest lately.

 

[pulga]

Congrats Zabo and Yurt. Not you, pulga, you're like Juve's Timurd.

 

[Milchmonster]

Fucking Berlin cunts injuring Reus and Sokratis

 

[rvy]

I remember Morsel posting a lengthy post about it once, and it captured exactly what we all loved about it back then!

I started appreciating it more after working overseas for a couple of years.

except I'm the tiny one, of course

Everybody knows that people only like that movie because it's an excuse to see Scarlett.

 

[Blablurn]

if this ends 0:0 im not gonna watch the final next week

 

[Milchmonster]

Reus doesn't look good

Fuck you Schulz

 

[KidA Seven]

I need to rewatch it some time. But I'm in an old movies mood at the moment. I've been watching To Catch a Thief, 12 Angry Men, On the Waterfront and North by Northwest lately.

I just watched The Human Condition I. Great movie.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

if this ends 0:0 im not gonna watch the final next week

please win 1-0. it is all I ask.

 

[KidA Seven]

Everybody knows that people only like that movie because it's an excuse to see Scarlett.

Stahp

 

[Milchmonster]

Fuck you Hertha for injuring Reus. Fuck you. Fuck you for that fucking useless foul.

Jogi Löw is dead

 

[KidA Seven]

How is Kiyotake on the bench?

 

[Elchele]

Reus doesn't look good

Fuck you Schulz

NOOOOOO

WHO WILL DESTROY PEP NOW?!

 

[Linius]

I just watched The Human Condition I. Great movie.

That's one I need to see some time as well

 

[rvy]

Stahp

Alba is still the superior actress.

You know.

Her acting skills are more developed.

 

[Ve1ocity]

Lost in Translation, one of the GOATs.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

BAYERN PLEASE!

 

[Blablurn]

oh my. what happened to this team in march

edit:

gooooal lol

 

[Pennywise]

Damn, Tuchel is leaving Mainz ?
Thought he would enjoy the euro league...
Fucking hell, where is Veh/Tuchel going to ?

Hamburg playing relegation with 27 points, what a weird season.

 

[rvy]

The guy who threw the banana at Alves lost his job? What a World we live in. Are we gonna fire everyone that's racist now?

 

[Blablurn]

Damn, Tuchel is leaving Mainz ?
Thought he would enjoy the euro league...
Fucking hell, where is Veh/Tuchel going to ?

Hamburg playing relegation with 27 points, what a weird season.

Tuchel is going to Schalke

 

[PrematureQuiche]

PPIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAARRRROOOOOOO!

 

[Blablurn]

PPIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAARRRROOOOOOO!

how much?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

how much?

Still got tomorrow games to go but I didn't want to lose now!

 

[Pennywise]

Tuchel is going to Schalke

I thought Veh would join Schalke because of his friendship with Heldt.
Well, good season for Dortmund.
Considering our CB were Friedrich and Sarr for quite alot of games, we still managed to get more points then last year.

 

[Yurt]

Still got tomorrow games to go but I didn't want to lose now!

baby Quiche, please tell me you didn't bet on us winning tomorrow?

 

[Blablurn]

Still got tomorrow games to go but I didn't want to lose now!

good luck bro

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

The guy who threw the banana at Alves lost his job? What a World we live in. Are we gonna fire everyone that's racist now?

I think if you're publicly racist on TV in front of millions to the point that it becomes an internationally renowned event then I can imagine most people would lose their jobs in those circumstances.

 

[pulga]

The guy who threw the banana at Alves lost his job? What a World we live in. Are we gonna fire everyone that's racist now?

good job Neymar marketing team