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[Blablurn]

lol

tuchel wants to leave mainz

but mainz doesn't want to release him

sounds promising.

 

[Blablurn]

Spoiler

elsk <3

 

[Linius]

What does everyone think about retiring shirts?

Some people are saying we should retire #11.

I think it's a shit idea.

(And what shirts are retired at your club if any)

We froze the number of our most iconic player.

 

[Requeim]

I literally don't have a clue where you are in the game

That's because he's most likely talking about Demon's Souls. If you read his post with that game in mind, it makes more sense.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Why would I say that?

Wishful thinking

 

[kingkaiser]

pretty soon Bayern players will be talking about separating Munich from the rest of Germany

wat

FYI

Bavaria strives for independence since Bismarck forced them into the Empire back in 1871.
Bismarck was a huge cunt, but sadly had the bigger guns, he basicly fucked over the entire continent to establish his empire.

Yes, Moyes
Yes, Pep
Yes, Independence for Bavaria and Catalonia (and Silesia)

 

[Pennywise]

lol

tuchel wants to leave mainz

but mainz doesn't want to release him

sounds promising.

Heidel said that he asked to cancel his contract months ago already, and Tönnies said that Schalke won't change the Keller.

What the fuck is going on there.

 

[feel]

look at müller lol. pls go to manchester.

Holy shit at the kit. Bayern pls.

 

[Elchele]

lol

tuchel wants to leave mainz

but mainz doesn't want to release him

sounds promising.

LOOOOOOOOL

YES MAINZ

 

[LFMartins86]

The relegation battle is over in Portugal. Olhanense is out and Bebé´s Paços de Farreira will play the play-off.

 

[LFMartins86]

Porto x Benfica has started. Benfica is fielding their reserves, are already down 1-0 after 4 min.

 

[Elchele]

I doubt Tönnies would admit it if they're after Tuchel.

Yeah, for sure they are after Tuchel. Another season with the german Moyes innit

 

[Pennywise]

I think Keller has done a good job overall.

Considering they had alot of injuries, definitely.

Mainz manager Heidel said that Tuchel might be doing nothing next year, he already asked twice to cancel his contract.
Looks like he needs a break.

 

[Frank the Great]

We are linked with a loan for Cristian Tello.

Who the fuck is Cristian Tello.

 

[Linius]

We are linked with a loan for Cristian Tello.

Who the fuck is Cristian Tello.

He's pretty damn fast. That's all.

 

[Suen]

Fuck off Udinese. The difference between their home and away performances is ridiculous.

YES DI NATALEEEEEEEE!! Come on, one more!

 

[KidA Seven]

We froze the number of our most iconic player.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Linius]

That's about all there is to compare between these two. Cherish it.

Modric looked a lot like him in his younger years as well.

 

[Wilbur]

Cheese is sensational. Music is art. Gerrard's a cunt. Iago Aspas.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Chips.

 

[kingkaiser]

Seems like people here know shit about Bayern jersey history

 

[Linius]

Seems like people here know shit about Bayern jersey history

It's rather that they're just making fun of the situation if you ask me. Making fun of Bayern is what we do after all.

#fuckbayern

 

[Blablurn]

lol. martinez has a go pro on his hat

 

[Milchmonster]

What the hell is up with Tuchel?

Just wants a break? Why would he sign such a long-term contract in the first place?

I doubt it's some private matter, Mainz would have agreed to the break then.

 

[K1LLER7]

Dat preston goal wow O_O

 

[Blablurn]

and the best one

Good Bye Kroos

another one. müller playing with robbens son

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Dat preston goal wow O_O

It was fucking awesome!

 

[L1NETT]

Jesus Joe Garner

Fucking strike

 

[kingkaiser]

It's rather that they're just making fun of the situation if you ask me. Making fun of Bayern is what we do after all.

#fuckbayern

Ah ok.
So it's just pure envy, got it.

 

[Milchmonster]

It's obviously Schalke, who else?

His reputation would be fucked forever if he faked a burnout at a club he has worked with for 6 years just to save Schlacke a few bucks. Why would he do that?

 

[Blablurn]

 

[LFMartins86]

Ahahah. Benfica scored. Porto are a team in ruins. Truly shocking how fucking awful they are this season.

 

[Vivalaraza]

There's nothing worse than dressing room pictures with players striking a pose.

Nothing.

One of the few good things about our players, they don't do that shit, or they're not allowed.

 

[Linius]

Ah ok.
So it's just pure envy, got it.

I'm gonna need truck loads of salt for this post, jesus :lol

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

There's nothing worse than dressing room pictures with players striking a pose.

Nothing.

One of the few good things about our players, they don't do that shit, or they're not allowed.

Organised group selfies.

 

[feel]

Ahahah. Benfica scored. Porto are a team in ruins. Truly shocking how fucking awful they are this season.

Yep, desperate to get this shit season over with.

 

[Salvadora]

Looks like Drmic is on his way out given Nurnburg is relegated. Goals tally looks mightily impressive, 'specially given his age. Wouldn't mind taking a punt there and sending him on loan in the league.

 

[Blablurn]

#BasedPep

 

[Frank the Great]

Verona just got so lucky.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Dat preston goal wow O_O

Absolutely stunning


Having seen us without Europe this year, I'd much rather finish 4th than 3rd in the CL group next year

 

[Razor554]

Pep <3

 

[Linius]

Absolutely stunning


Having seen us without Europe this year, I'd much rather finish 4th than 3rd in the CL group next year

With some new defenders Pool should be aiming to get trough to the next round. Though it will depend on how tough the draw will be.

 

[rvy]

That's about all there is to compare between these two. Cherish it.

Modric looked a lot like him in his younger years as well.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

That's because he's most likely talking about Demon's Souls. If you read his post with that game in mind, it makes more sense.

That's what I was thinking, with the archstones and 'forced' death at the start

 

[Elchele]

What the hell is up with Tuchel?

Just wants a break? Why would he sign such a long-term contract in the first place?

I doubt it's some private matter, Mainz would have agreed to the break then.

he's joining RB Leipzig after one year break apparently LOL

 

[The_Hitcher89]

With some new defenders Pool should be aiming to get trough to the next round. Though it will depend on how tough the draw will be.

Madrid
Benfica
Liverpool
PSV

Oh yeah

 

[Milchmonster]

Looks like Drmic is on his way out given Nurnburg is relegated. Goals tally looks mightily impressive, 'specially given his age. Wouldn't mind taking a punt there and sending him on loan in the league.

lol

He's Leverkusen's.

He'll take a break until Schalke finds the right moment to fire Keller. Give him a few months, maybe half a year where he can relax and work on his expertise, then as soon as the moment is right they'll fire Keller and bring him in. I can't think of another club (that's realistically an option).

Or maybe he really just needs a break, in which case I hope he'll manage to recover. I can't see him fake a burnout though, he seems like a decent guy. Is the whole "I need a break because of burnout" expalantion official?

Heidel said that Tuchel told him he doesn't want to train a team in 2014/15. So, not really burnout but kind of.

That sounds fishy as fuck, though. Just read that Tuchel said before the match that the Stuttgart rumors aren't true and completely ignored the Schlacke rumor. What a cunt if he ends up at Schlacke.

 

[Linius]

Madrid
Benfica
Liverpool
PSV

Oh yeah

PSV will not be in the CL.

 

[LFMartins86]

Madrid
Benfica
Liverpool
PSV

Oh yeah

Benfica is on pot one, I think.