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[FootballFan]

Me, you, Scum and Sleepless. Bros for life.

Why do you always forget me!?

 

[Yen]

Marcus Christenson ‏@m_christenson 2m
Extraordinary. Former #MUFC assistant manager René Meulensteen will be moved aside after just 16 days at #Anzhi, says @arturpetrosyan

GET HIM BACK!

You don't need him. You have Phillip "Phil" Neville now.

Is LSD banned by fifa?

 

[Hixx]

He even looks cool shopping in Argos

FORZA DI CANIO

 

[Sviatoslav]

Been fapping for like an hour to Kokorin highlights. Gazprom pls.

 

[Freewheelin']

@Freewheelin', can you use that Pulse Elite headset as normal TV headphones?

Yeah, you can. If your TV has a USB port or a headphone socket. My TV has a USB port, but I hardly watch anything on my TV so I just use it on my PS3, iPad and my iPhone.

Comes with a 3.5mm cable too.

 

[FootballFan]

Been fapping for like an hour to Kokorin highlights. Gazprom pls.

So wait even eto'o and willian are for sale?

 

[confuziz]

Been fapping for like an hour to Kokorin highlights. Gazprom pls.

He can't leave in the same transferwindow?

 

[Sviatoslav]

So wait even eto'o and willian are for sale?

Eto'o is not because he only has a year left on his contract and they already paid his his massive wages for this season in advance.

Willian, sure if you want to cough up 30+ million.

 

[Sviatoslav]

He can't leave in the same transferwindow?

He can. He hasn't even played for Anzhi yet.


Fake edit: wtf Skrtel back to Zenit. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

 

[confuziz]

He can. He hasn't even played for Anzhi yet.


Fake edit: wtf Skrtel back to Zenit. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

erm you cannot leave in the same window..

 

[FootballFan]

Eto'o is not because he only has a year left on his contract and they already paid his his massive wages for this season in advance.

Willian, sure if you want to cough up 30+ million.

Rosell pls.

Spoiler

pls get a CB

 

[Salvadora]

Eto'o is not because he only has a year left on his contract and they already paid his his massive wages for this season in advance.

Willian, sure if you want to cough up 30+ million.

Willian said this within the last week:

“I tried to leave Shakhtar for over a year, but couldn’t do it,”

“I had offers from big English clubs and from other places, but Shakhtar never accepted them. Anzhi were the only ones who agreed to pay for my release clause. I have enormous affection and respect for this club, but everybody knows that my dreams and desires haven’t changed.

“I have the goal of playing for a big club and being in the spotlight to rejoin the Brazil national team but for now I’m an Anzhi player, and I intend to keep playing here with a calm mind.”

“They were only willing to let me go if someone could pay the release clause fee. I wanted very badly to go to England, but I have no regrets and couldn’t wait any longer to leave Shakhtar. They used to tell me one thing and then act otherwise.”

If Anzhi were to flog him on the cheap he'd be worth a punt.

 

[KidA Seven]

Rosell pls.

Spoiler

pls get a CB

Barca are allergic to CBs like United are to CMs. You guys convert midfielders to cbs and we convert defenders to cms.

 

[Clegg]

The ending of Up was even more emotional that the beginning.

That Ellie badge.

That house on Paradise Falls.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Guardian sport ‏@guardian_sport 49s

Luis #Suárez breaks his silence in explosive interview with @guardian_sport. Online soon at http://theguardian.com/sport #lfc #afc

Hahahaha I expect rage.

 

[arkon]

Barca are allergic to CBs like United are to CMs. You guys convert midfielders to cbs and we convert defenders to cms.

You guys need to get some swap deals going. Phil Jones for Cesc.

 

[Sviatoslav]

erm you cannot leave in the same window..

Yes you can. The only restriction is how many clubs you can represent in any given year. He never played for Dinamo this season, and he never even got to play for Anzhi either because he was hurt.

Players may be registered with a maximum of three clubs during
one season. During this period, the player is only eligible to play
official matches for two clubs.

 

[Lightning]

Hahahaha I expect rage.

Suarez to wind it up or blast Arsenal? Can't wait for this

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hahahaha I expect rage.

Hyped

 

[Willkiller]

Hahahaha I expect rage.

Oh my

 

[panty]

Get hyped!

 

[Feorax]

Hahahaha I expect rage.

Breaks his silence? He's barely shut the fuck up since the end of the season?

Either way, this doesn't sound good...

 

[Tc91]

Beaten by the horse.

EXPLOSIVE

 

[Yen]

Betting on more whinging. "Treated unfairly… slave…etc"

 

[Wilbur]

"I fucked Brendan's daughter and fingered Martin Kelly"

 

[K1LLER7]

Yo Fergie my connection on PSN messed up. I'll restart the ps3.

 

[GHG]

Hahahaha I expect rage.

Oh shit. I'm ready, bring the heat Luis.

 

[Shagwell]

You don't need him. You have Phillip "Phil" Neville now.

Is LSD banned by fifa?

I'd love to watch a creative midfielder try to play on LSD. That'd be awesome. Give it to someone like Xabi. He'd probably be shit for 89 minutes but he'd make one pass that'd blow all of our fucking minds, guaranteed.

Ever hear about that pitcher in baseball that threw a no-hitter on acid? That's pretty badass. Bit easier though considering you don't have to run anywhere / have physical contact with others.

 

[Wes]

Googled Suarez and explosion.

Got this.

 

[KidA Seven]

Hahahaha I expect rage.

I thought the English press was the reason why he wanted out of Liverpool?

 

[Plasma]

Won't accept second best, 4th is fine though.

 

[Wilbur]

Won't accept second best, 4th is fine though.

oh fuck I actually love Brenda Rodgers

 

[Fergie]

MOYES SAYS WE WILL SIGN PLAYERS

WE WILL SIGN PLAYERS

MR COLA, ENJOY, LIFE BEGINS HERE PLAYERS ARE COMING

CESC AND RONALDO COMING

MOYSEY'S UNITED

FOOTY-GAF GNA CRY

LEON OSMAN. TOMASZ RADZINKZI. JOE MAX MOORE. LI TIE

You'll sign Samba.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

OSMAN IN MY EYEEEEEESSSSSS

 

[Vivalaraza]

Won't accept second best, 4th is fine though.

Hahaha.

Good one Brentz.

Telegraph Sport ‏@TelegraphSport 32s
Luis #Suárez reveals all in hard-hitting interview with @TelegraphSport up very soon

Haha he got them all involved.

 

[FootballFan]

Barca are allergic to CBs like United are to CMs. You guys convert midfielders to cbs and we convert defenders to cms.

pls give us Evans for J.Dos Santos. pls.

 

[Dazzler]

hyped for these Suarez interviews

 

[KidA Seven]

Won't accept second best, 4th is fine though.

hahahahaha

 

[Wilbur]

I trust the game wasnt very good, lads.

Osman incoming

#Osymandias
#Osmosis

 

[FootballFan]

Hahahaha I expect rage.

"online soon" how soon pls????

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

BUUUURN IT ALLLLLL LUIS!!!!!

 

[Salvadora]

I have to imagine that these Suarez interviews are going to be on the back page of every newspaper in the country tomorrow.

I'd rather it be an amicable split, to be honest. Dragging dirty laundry into the public is poor form.

 

[Shagwell]

Come on give us the Luis interviews already!

Can't wait to see what the stupid dickhead has to say

 

[Feorax]

I'd rather it be an amicable split, honestly. Dragging dirty laundry into the public is poor form.

It's all he's ever done with us tbf.

 

[Vivalaraza]

It better be good.

If it's just "they lied to me", i'm gonna be angry and confused.

 

[Wes]

He gave interviews to both the Telegraph and Guardian?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It better be good.

If it's just "they lied to me", i'm gonna be angry and confused.

What if he says he's angry and confused?

 

[Salvadora]

It's all he's ever done with us tbf.

It doesn't benefit Arsenal, it doesn't benefit Liverpool. I can't see how it benefits Suarez really.

Just makes the whole thing seem rather unseemly.

 

[Wilbur]

@guardian_sport: Luis Suarez - "Gerrard called me a cunt in Wagamamas" http://goo.gl/J5KH9I

@guardian_sport: Luis Suarez - "I have the biggest dick in the shower" http://goo.gl/J5KH9I

@guardian_sport: Luis Suarez "I think the gaffer might have some sort of syndrome" http://goo.gl/J5KH9I

Oh shit

 

[Feorax]

What if he says he's angry and confused?

Poor guy. Being payed 100k per week, loved by millions of fans, and backed to the hilt despite all of his appaling behaviour.

Such a tough hand he's been dealt.

 

[pulga]

Ive missed all the days news

Someone recap

Spoiler

Have we signed Bale yet lolololololololololololoooooooooooooooooooooooooooool