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[JWong]

I know Madrid's secret. Zizou was wearing a fake ronaldo mask.

 

[pulga]

Carletto is handsomer, cunt.

Marcelo and CR7 are bffs again <3 bodes well for our left wing!

Glad to see him scoring those again, keep it up!

Boss celebration.

Double teamer supreme!

You burnt any goodwill you had left, Mouniña

 

[JWong]

Carletto is handsomer, cunt.

adidas making the design the same lol.

 

[FootballFan]

Double teamer supreme!

And pls, why is Mou a cunt to you now? He was an angel 6 months ago.


Also if Cruyff saw this:

He'd suggest you sell Ronaldo for pointing at the adidas logo while being sponsored by nike.

 

[subtles]

I'm real happy we aced preseason, even with this whole Suarez debacle. A rebel without a clause, absolutely worthless.

 

[pulga]

And pls, why is Mou a cunt to you now? He was an angel 6 months ago.

Nobody fucks with Real Ronaldo.

What a fucking guy.

 

[GorillaJu]

I'm real happy we aced the preseason, even with this whole Suarez debacle. A rebel without a clause, absolutely worthless.

I missed the Valerenga friendly. Good game?

Glad our only goal conceded of the preseason was with Brad Jonea in goal.

 

[FootballFan]

Nobody fucks with Real Ronaldo.

What a fucking guy.

 

[pulga]

That's real Ronaldo.

Real Ronaldo is that beast of a man who put two past Cech today.

Something those stupid footy memes always remind me Messi is yet to do lol

 

[subtles]

I missed the Valerenga friendly. Good game?

Glad our only goal conceded of the preseason was with Brad Jonea in goal.

Yeah. The most encouraging part was having our B team playing better than the first team (as strange as that sounds), tidying up the game before the end of the half.

 

[Lambda Pie]

the fun part is gonna be when Mou wins the CL with Chelsea.

 

[pulga]

the fun part is gonna be when Mou wins the CL with Chelsea.

Lamba pls

 

[FootballFan]

That's real Ronaldo.

Real Ronaldo is that beast of a man who put two past Cech today.

Something those stupid footy memes always remind me Messi is yet to do lol

Always comparing CR7s achievements with standard setter Messi, forever living in the shadow.

Meanwhile Messi's achievements compared to Pele/Maradona, currently in their shadow but soon to fix that.

Spoiler

assuming he doesn't go prison lol

 

[DominoKid]

Nobody fucks with Real Ronaldo.

What a fucking guy.

his hairline is so sharp it looks shopped.

 

[pulga]

Always comparing CR7s achievements with standard setter Messi, forever living in the shadow.

Meanwhile Messi's achievements compared to Pele/Maradona, currently in their shadow but soon to fix that.

Spoiler

assuming he doesn't go prison lol

I was joking you knobheaded turkey

 

[FootballFan]

I was joking you knobheaded turkey

:lol you take me too seriously 3 teamer. <3

 

[Sleeplessnights]

:lol you take me too seriously 3 teamer. <3

Grumpy old man

Take it easy daddy

 

[Salazar]

Wonder what Delaney means about the Cesc situation getting complex.

 

[Major_Lazer]

I'm real happy we aced preseason, even with this whole Suarez debacle. A rebel without a clause, absolutely worthless.

Why were Liverpool playing such average teams in the pre-season anyway? Most other premier league teams are playing against quality opposition and here Liverpool are coming up against Melbourne Victory reserves and the mighty Valarenga.

 

[Lambda Pie]

seems like we gonna finalize the deal for River Plate's forward Funes Mori in the coming days.

heard good things about him, hope he delivers.

 

[rodvik]

Hixx. DiCanio has managed to offload McCLean AND actually got somebody to pay money for him???? Well played son, well played.

 

[dc89]

Nobody fucks with Real Ronaldo.

What a fucking guy.

What a legend.
What a inspiration.
What a gentleman.

Those Cunts Messi and Neymar would have dropped to the deck and held their faces the moment the guy touched them.

 

[Slizz]

Damn that was a fun match. Such a higher level of play than previous international friendlies I've been too.

Will post some pics tomorrow, got 3 good pictures of the Ronnie FK.

 

[pulga]

Damn that was a fun match. Such a higher level of play than previous international friendlies I've been too.

Will post some pics tomorrow, got 3 good pictures of the Ronnie FK.

You went?!

Is that you in the picture up thereeeee

 

[Slizz]

You went?!

Is that you in the picture up thereeeee

Hahahah yeah I went. I wish that was me.

That knee slide to CR7 hug was magnificent.

 

[LegoArmo]

How is Ronaldo going to get from America to Manchester in time for his medical today? #Confused

 

[FootballFan]

What a legend.
What a inspiration.
What a gentleman.

Those Cunts Messi and Neymar would have dropped to the deck and held their faces the moment the guy touched them.

1.Yeah,
2.No
3.He
4.Wouldn't.

dc pls don't become plug.

edit
5. Forgot this one.

 

[pulga]

1.Yeah,
2.No
3.He
4.Wouldn't.

dc pls don't become plug.

Hook
Line
Sinker

 

[pulga]

Ff you twat

He barely even touches the fans in all of those lolololololol

 

[Salazar]

How is Ronaldo going to get from America to Manchester in time for his medical today? #Confused

There is an Arsenal itk who reckons Cesc has secretly signed for them.

 

[FootballFan]

Hook
Line
Sinker

Didn't defend Neymar, not sure what he usually does, diving from a pitch invader certainly seems possible for him though.

<3 Neygod.

 

[FootballFan]

Ff you twat

He barely even touches the fans in all of those lolololololol

He only touches stripper titties and Madridistas hearts.

 

[LegoArmo]

There is an Arsenal itk who reckons Cesc has secretly signed for them.

He's due at a press conference with Barca sometime soon, right?

 

[dc89]

Ff you twat

He barely even touches the fans in all of those lolololololol

Didn't defend Neymar, not sure what he usually does, diving from a pitch invader certainly seems possible for him though.

<3 Neygod.

He only touches stripper titties and Madridistas hearts.

:looooool the bantz is too much for this time of the morning.

 

[FootballFan]

:looooool the bantz is too much for this time of the morning.

Nearly 6pm here

Don't remember this one, Messi signs autograph for pitch invader lol.

Never seen anyone do that in football, what a man.

 

[FootballFan]

Who knows what this guy was prepared to do to Neygod.

:lol their faces.

edit
That kit will always remind me of NaughtyGod now.

 

[Lightning]

There is an Arsenal itk who reckons Cesc has secretly signed for them.

LOLOLOLOL The same itk that has seen the Suarez situation blow up in our faces?

Fucking Arsenal...

 

[GQman2121]

If I'm on the pitch and some nut comes running up to me, fuck that, I don't care who it is, they're catching a Rockbottom and a leg drop. Kids, women, old people, I don't give shit. You have set an example at some point so people don't think it's all in good fun.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Someone in my mechanical class put a Manchester United logo on their small toy car.

It lost the competition, came last.

We're fucked.

 

[Blablurn]

If he doesnt destroy his Bayern first.

yeah, i dont know what to think lately. everything about bayern feels so different. im afraid we will have s rough start.

 

[Sviatoslav]

seems like we gonna finalize the deal for River Plate's forward Funes Mori in the coming days.

heard good things about him, hope he delivers.

I remember Zenit were linked with him a couple months back so I went to do some youtube scouting and found that there's a 10 minute compilation of this guy's blunders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJD8fMkYIxQ

Good luck!

 

[pulga]

yeah, i dont know what to think lately. everything about bayern feels so different. im afraid we will have s rough start.

Nobody has ever told him you dont fix what isnt broken

I guess he likes trying to be a football hipster

 

[Salazar]

LOLOLOLOL The same itk that has seen the Suarez situation blow up in our faces?

Fucking Arsenal...

Wayne Gooney &#8207;@WayneGooney18 6h
@Johnny_G86 …submitted his registration to the league. That's why he can play for Barca now, because he's still registered with them.

Wayne Gooney &#8207;@WayneGooney18 6h
@Johnny_G86 He HAS signed a FULL contract. That is done. We signed it too. That is done. The only thing that hasn't happened is we have not…

Mental

 

[FootballFan]

yeah, i dont know what to think lately. everything about bayern feels so different. im afraid we will have s rough start.

He lost his first game of the season for us, drew the second, won the treble.

Nobody has ever told him you dont fix what isnt broken

I guess he likes trying to be a football hipster

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Wonder what Delaney means about the Cesc situation getting complex.

Sounds like someone is signing him for next summer.

 

[GHG]

Wayne Gooney eh?

With a name like that hes gotta be a troll.

 

[bjaelke]

The problem for Rodgers is that Suarez’s attitude has been woeful since the Reds returned from their pre-season tour.

Team-mates have spoken about how he has been moping around the place and has put no effort into training.

Not doing himself any favours.

 

[brokenbeans]

Papers ain't got shit on United targets currently now they are just going for the obvious Everton double swoop.

If it was gonna happen it would be already done.

 

[rodvik]

Excellent.

 

[Error]

Nobody fucks with Real Ronaldo.

What a fucking guy.

Messi has done the same a thousand times zzzz

btw Cesc will be at the press conference today, hold onto your butts Utd-gaf.