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[Salazar]

Lets have a sweepstake for players who will get injured between now and the start of the season because of these matches, which are anticipated by nobody but the relevant FAs

I'm gonna say Gerrard will get injured in tomorrow's pre-match training session

I want Rooney's feet to get crushed flat by the team bus.

Like, Flat Stanley flat. Squished.

 

[phaze]

So Gustavo to Arsenal is pretty much done

he basically confirmed it in an interview

congrats Arsenal fans you guys get a top class DM

:/

We spend money ! Eat that Manure !

Spoiler

Will wait till its official to get excited.

 

[Freewheelin']

Lets have a sweepstake for players who will get injured between now and the start of the season because of these matches, which are anticipated by nobody but the relevant FAs

I'm gonna say Gerrard will get injured in tomorrow's pre-match training session

Wilshere to get injured by a Scottish cunt in the game

 

[Gareth Bale]

I want Rooney's feet to get crushed flat by the team bus.

Like, Flat Stanley flat. Squished.

Headline: MASHED POTATO

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Wilshere to get injured by a Scottish cunt in the game

Some knobend like Barry Ferguson will try making a name for himself by snapping someone in half. It is known.

 

[Salazar]

Headline: MASHED POTATO

The Daily Mail consulted foot specialist Dr Sanjeev Golafshani

"Doctor, can you tell us what bone in particular has been affected ?"

"All of them. All of the bones"

 

[Lightning]

Some knobend like Barry Ferguson will try making a name for himself by snapping someone in half. It is known.

How many Liverpool players been called up?

 

[dc89]

Actually, fuck that. I renege already. Forgot that pellegrini will get more out of your top players than Mancini did.

I'd have given you Tony The Tiger btw

:looool

The power of Pellegrini already has FootballGAF running scared.

 

[FootballFan]

how many players did Barca lose to the Spain game? Kinda annoyed that Cazorla got called up.

Not as many as usual, "only" 9 Barca players are leaving for international duty.

Tello, Víctor Valdés, Andrés Iniesta and Jordi Alba

Alexis Sanchez

Lionel Messi and Javier Mascherano

Neymar and Dani Alves

Pretty happy with only those players leaving tbh. Cesc got called up but is injured.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

How many Liverpool players been called up?

Dunno, the one I was really worried about has not been called up thankfully (Sturridge)

 

[FootballFan]

Dunno, the one I was really worried about has not been called up thankfully (Sturridge)

You think Coutz will make the WC 14 squad? Would tear it up with Neygod.

 

[kingellesar]

I think Parker being absent from the squad on Saturday made it clear he is leaving. As you say, he puts in 100% every game but because Redknapp and Hodgson are thick as pig shit they forced him to play while injured last summer and he just wasn't the same after that Achilles injury. He should never have gone to the Euros.

I'll be sad to see him go but Capoue is an upgrade in every department. Livermore is almost certainly off as well but I think we may end up keeping Huddlestone, he probably wouldn't pass a medical elsewhere and he still has a better passing range than anyone else in the squad.

Livermore going on loan would be great, I think he can do well for a smaller team, increase his value or he comes back with good experience next season.

I think Hudd will go if they can get him out but I think AVB would be happy to keep him as well, ideal for games where we need to go more direct with the passing from deep. I just hope Carroll gets some more games or goes out on loan this season, he looks to have bulked up a bit.

 

[pappe]

Has Mata featured in the pre-season games for Chelsea at all? Is he injured?

 

[dc89]

Time to start Season 3 of Breaking Bad.

 

[FootballFan]

Has Mata featured in the pre-season games for Chelsea at all? Is he injured?

Real Madrid have scarred Mou. He doesn't want anything to do with anyone that has been involved with them. Mata is doomed.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You think Coutz will make the WC 14 squad? Would tear it up with Neygod.

Nope. Don;t think he'll come close either, unless he has a statistically spectacular season. Doesn't seem to be enough hype around him to get the chance, and he plays in a position where Brazil are well-stocked. Could end up harming us if he decides to look elsewhere for exposure (assuming he doesn't want to leave for silverware)

Ha, dc is a #BreakingBadCatchupBro

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Just got my ticket for the Villa game and it turns out I am front row behind one of the goals. Not sure if I like this or not.

 

[Salazar]

Wonder if Chelsea are just going to sell McEachran

 

[Kyoufu]

Just got my ticket for the Villa game and it turns out I am front row behind one of the goals. Not sure if I like this or not.

Wear something bright so we can spot you on TV.

 

[pappe]

My team. #fuckdefenders

 

[bud23]

Ergh.. international friendlies.

There's only four more days until Saturday, stay strong.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

My team. #fuckdefenders

Danny Fox lol

Thank fuck you don't lose points for individual errors, you'd end up on negative points

 

[FootballFan]

Wear something bright so we can spot you on TV.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Has Mata featured in the pre-season games for Chelsea at all? Is he injured?

Yeah he missed the Asia games because of the Confederations cup, joined up in the USA and played 45 mins against Inter and 45 against AC Milan before getting injured. He looked in really good form

 

[pappe]

Danny Fox lol

Thank fuck you don't lose points for individual errors, you'd end up on negative points

Had Clyne but it seems he is not gonna start.

Yeah he missed the Asia games because of the Confederations cup, joined up in the USA and played 45 mins against Inter and 45 against AC Milan before getting injured. He looked in really good form

Damn.. guess I will have to shuffle my midfield again.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Had Clyne but it seems he is not gonna start.

I think Fox was dropped for the latter half of last season. Why wouldn't Clyne start, did Southampton buy a new right back? He was one of Southampton's better players last year

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Wonder if Chelsea are just going to sell McEachran

Last I heard they were trying to loan him out to Real Sociedad

 

[PrematureQuiche]

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FUCK SAKE! I thought you all forgot about that :(

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Had Clyne but it seems he is not gonna start.



Damn.. guess I will have to shuffle my midfield again.

He might feature in Chelsea's first couple of games I think they left him out of pre season games as a precaution more then the injury being very serious.

 

[confuziz]

FUCK SAKE! I thought you all forgot about that

GAF never forgets.

 

[Wilbur]

West Brom have bought Vydra.

 

[Kyoufu]

West Brom have bought Vydra.

whaaaaaat?

 

[Sleeplessnights]

FUCK SAKE! I thought you all forgot about that

It will be in our minds forever

 

[Ushojax]

West Brom have bought Vydra.

Season loan isn't it?

 

[Mastadon]

Did someone say that Walcott is injured and will miss the first game?

 

[KidA Seven]

Fucking Arsenal bought someone before us.

 

[FootballFan]

FUCK SAKE! I thought you all forgot about that

How does it feel seeing yourself as a reaction gif? :lol

 

[Kyoufu]

Shearer's birthday today. Greatest striker in the Premier League.

 

[Wilbur]

Season loan isn't it?

Ah yeah you're right. Good signing though. Him and Anelka should go some way to replacing Lukaku.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Angel lee ‏@angellee08181 6h

Sam allerdyce is to have a medical at west ham tomorrow.....after spending 8 million on stewart downing #imhereallweek

 

[Stryder]

Is there a NeoGAF FPL league?

 

[FootballFan]

Is there a NeoGAF FPL league?

Yep, code is in the OP.

 

[Ushojax]

Ah yeah you're right. Good signing though. Him and Anelka should go some way to replacing Lukaku.

Anelka's washed up, he won't do anything there.

Vydra's decent but he's a very different player to Lukaku, it will be interesting to see how he does. For me Shane Long is their best forward.

 

[Wilbur]

Anelka's washed up, he won't do anything there.

Vydra's decent but he's a very different player to Lukaku, it will be interesting to see how he does. For me Shane Long is their best forward.

I think Anelka will surprise people. Think he'll get 10 goals or so this season at least.

I really like Long; he's a little nuisance but he can actually play a bit as well.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

How does it feel seeing yourself as a reaction gif? :lol

I don't know. It creeps me out.

 

[Lambda Pie]

so PSG wants to bid on Daniel Alves... fitting marriage, cunt player to a team of cunts.

 

[FootballFan]

so PSG wants to bid on Daniel Alves... fitting marriage, cunt player to a team of cunts.

 

[pappe]

I think Fox was dropped for the latter half of last season. Why wouldn't Clyne start, did Southampton buy a new right back? He was one of Southampton's better players last year

FPL site says he is not match fit and only 50% chance of him starting.

 

[dc89]

so PSG wants to bid on Daniel Alves... fitting marriage, cunt player to a team of cunts.

 

[FootballFan]

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