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The BFG comes through again:

Mertesacker finally a true Arsenal #legend?

 

[Sane_Man]

Greatest transfer day in history? For the laughs at least.

 

[Arnie]

TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER CUNT

STARRING

 

[D_prOdigy]

at this point, a sick little part of me is curious to see us not getting Fellaini. Not getting anyone.

it would be so interesting. so fucking interesting.

 

[TeegsD]

ive been gone for a bit. What imposters? Who is mad about this deal? WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE!?

 

[sixghost]

Hahahaha man if nothing happens with Fellaini too this is going to be so funny.

For me anyway.

I wouldn't be surprised. Everton have virtually no time to find a replacement and they have all the leverage now.

 

[bud]

hahahaha i can't stop laughing

oh my god

They've tried all year.

dibbz let us just celebrate ozil

 

[Judderman]

I'm crying tears of laughter.

Imposters.

It's like a fucking spy flick.

 

[Fernando Fernandez]

United have a new manager for the first time in 2 decades.

He doesn't sign anyone and instead opts to play an 80 year old yoga expert in midfield

Why is this happening

Please someone explain

Pls

i dont understand

pls

AGENT WOODWARD YOUR JOB IS DONE.

 

[Clegg]

Fellaini deal might be off too.

Belgian paper saying Everton want €30m and United aren't willing to go beyond €27m.

 

[FuturusX]

Genuinely, no exaggeration. This has been the worst month of my life. Everything about it. Football side. Personal side. It's been the worst fucking month I've ever had.

I'm fucking done, man. This sucks dick.

Rather dramatic...but I feel for you brother.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

This is just brilliant.

 

[K1LLER7]

Hala Madrid

 

[bjaelke]

This is almost too funny

 

[LanceVance]

Genuinely, no exaggeration. This has been the worst month of my life. Everything about it. Football side. Personal side. It's been the worst fucking month I've ever had.

I'm fucking done, man. This sucks dick.

When you reach rock bottom, the only way is up. It's time to support Liverpool.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Woodward clearly is an impostor to be fair

 

[Simzyy]

I am so giddy.

Football can't compare to this. United are going down in flames.

It's so beautiful

 

[Yen]

PARALLEL UNIVERSE WOODWARD SCREWING IT UP LOOOOL

 

[ShogunX]

One of the greatest transfer twists ever.

 

[Hindle]

I don't get how you can go 3 months without signing anyone, especially a team like United.

 

[Tc91]

Holy shit.

I'm actually embarrassed.

 

[Bumhead]

Think Mark Pougatch on 5 Live has just seen this post.

"They're at least giving the impression that at board room and executive level, they don't know what they're doing"

 

[Scum]

Fellaini deal might be off too.

Belgian paper saying Everton want €30m and United aren't willing to go beyond €27.

Wow.

 

[kharma45]

Fellaini deal might be off too.

Belgian paper saying Everton want €30m and United aren't willing to go beyond €27.

WE ACTUALLY AREN'T SIGNING ANYONE ARE WE OMG CLEGG YOU WERE RIGHT

YOU WERE RIGHT

 

[Omiee]

come on confirm ozil already

 

[Freewheelin']

/deceased

 

[Stark]

Fellaini deal might be off too.

Belgian paper saying Everton want €30m and United aren't willing to go beyond €27.

Just do it, United.

 

[FuturusX]

Someone explain the imposter stuff?

 

[Carbonox]

Man Utd...

A slightly shining light of hilarity in this otherwise depressing day.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Genuinely, no exaggeration. This has been the worst month of my life. Everything about it. Football side. Personal side. It's been the worst fucking month I've ever had.

I'm fucking done, man. This sucks dick.

But will Man U fans do or say anything at the games? No. Apart from maybe shouting Anti-Glazer slogans for no reason what so ever

 

[kharma45]

Got to feel sorry for Ander Herrera in all this transfer business, he was happy to take a pay-cut to make a move to United. We promised him a medical etc. and we've fucked him over. This is terrible for him.

 

[Fergie]

Hope we don't get Fellaini.

 

[Mr.Marston]

United are making Arsenal look like big spenders.

 

[D_prOdigy]

Think Mark Pougatch on 5 Live has just seen this post.

"They're at least giving the impression that at board room and executive level, they don't know what they're doing"

and the BBC guys are being broadly apologetic for United.

"hey at least they've kept Wazza"

HEY FUCKING HO

 

[Tim the Wiz]

It's either laugh or cry at this point.

Fuck Woodward. Going to bed.

 

[Hixx]

 

[Sane_Man]

Fellaini deal might be off too.

Belgian paper saying Everton want €30m and United aren't willing to go beyond €27.

Surely not. United should desperately suck as many dicks as possible to get to Fellaini and the beautiful last beacon of hope that is his huge round head. €3 is peanuts right now.

 

[Coldnoodle]

 

[twisteddeeds]

Mata going to PSG

 

[Broder Salsa]

Miles Jacobson ‏@milesSI 5m

And no, we won't be adding fake transfer bids to #FM14.

 

[pappe]

Hahahaha

Oh my God!!!

This is just embarrassing. What has happened to our club United Bros.

We have become the laughing stock of this league. We have become Arsenal.

 

[Showaddy]

Man Utd...

A slightly shining light of hilarity in this otherwise depressing day.

A "Now...We are Fucked" Snatch gif would be pretty fitting right now.

 

[Scum]

Someone explain the imposter stuff?

Apparently the three Man Utd reps sent to sort out the Herrera deal were imposters.

 

[panty]

So Fellaini handed in a transfer request? What a fucking timing.

 

[Alchemist]

#WoodwardOut

 

[Ingeniero]

Oh no, impostores! hahaha I'm dying here rofl.

Can't believe the difference from last year with Manchester United. What happened to doing their business early? Incredible fall from grace this transfer window.

From SAF to Moyes lol
That's what happens when you get such a monumental managerial downgrade.

 

[EliCash]

What do you mean imposters? Don't currently have access to SSN. What'd I miss?

 

[Hixx]

@SAFCofficial 21s
Another transfer confirmed - Andrea Dossena has officially joined from Napoli.

 

[bobito]

Mata going to PSG

Really?

 

[Meier]

I see Thauvin went to Marseille. Good piece or business for Lille. He never even played an official game for them but they made €11.5m in just over 7 months, lol.

Gonna become a big name starting in a few weeks.