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[cartoon_soldier]

If United win any important trophy (PL Champs, Champions League, League Cup, FA Cup) I will get whatever avatar anybody here wants

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[ShogunX]

Good luck Borini.

 

[K1LLER7]

If we pulled out of this Herrera deal, wtf have Woodward and Moyes been doing all day.

Bidding 40m for Khedira?!

Embarrassment.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Fellaini deal off. United have run out of printer toner and can't print off a contract for him

/dead

 

[Hindle]

United are going to get trounced by the likes of City, Spurs, Arsenal this season I'm calling it.

 

[Wes]

Arsenal to confirm Ozil in next 30mins.

 

[omgkitty]

bbcsport_david: Arsenal will confirm the signing of Mesut Ozil from Real Madrid for €50m (£42.4m) in the next half an hour #bbcfootball #afc #rmfc

 

[LNBL]

Borini joins sunderland on loan.

 

[DominoKid]

Apparently the three Man Utd reps sent to sort out the Herrera deal were imposters.

the fuck???

 

[twisteddeeds]

Really?

yeah reports on bbc from france saying hes in talks with them

 

[Scum]

Mata going to PSG

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

IN SHINJI KAGAWA WE TRUST!

 

[Broder Salsa]

One United transfer has apparently gone through

 

[Rad-]

If we pulled out of this Herrera deal, wtf have Woodward and Moyes been doing all day.

Bidding 40m for Khedira?!

Embarrassment.

Nothing. Just like the rest of the summer.

 

[Wilbur]

If we don't sign Fellaini I'm requesting a three month ban

 

[Gareth Bale]

I see Thauvin went to Marseille. Good piece or business for Lille. He never even played an official game for them but they made €11.5m in just over 7 months, lol.

Gonna become a big name starting in a few weeks.

Sounds like a bit of a prick tbh

One United transfer has apparently gone through

 

[Hawkie]

Really?

Mata himself is ready to go, Chelsea not accepted the offer as yet, according to BBC.

 

[bobito]

yeah reports on bbc from france saying hes in talks with them

ughhhhhhhh fuck chelsea

 

[cremino]

It would be funny if City put a last minute bid of 30 mil£ + Barry on subsized loan and option to buy for Fellaini....Please DC

 

[PaulLFC]

Imposters :lol

W
T
F

 

[Sane_Man]

What the fuck. Jax from Sons of Anarchy is the main dude in 50 Shades of Grey? Thanks Del Toro...

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Arsenal to confirm Ozil in next 30mins.

 

[twisteddeeds]

Nicklas Bendtner deal off

 

[Peco]

@SAFCofficial 21s
Another transfer confirmed - Andrea Dossena has officially joined from Napoli.

lol

 

[celestial body]

They can't be imposters, come on there's no way that can happen, it was on the news for at least 3 or 4 hours..
can it??

 

[Mr.Marston]

As much as I don't like him he would never have presided over a farce like this.

 

[90TilInfinity]

Cadena SER confirmed Ozil is a €45m deal. £38m (£35.5 + £2.5m).

 

[Judderman]

AS reporting Per Mertesacker played an instrumental role in persuading former Werder teammate Ozil to sign.

THE B FUCKING G.

 

[kharma45]

As much as I don't like him he would never have presided over a farce like this.

Yeah he'd have put that cunt Woodward in his place. Surprised he hasn't even when he's not manager.

 

[Dibbz]

If we pulled out of this Herrera deal, wtf have Woodward and Moyes been doing all day.

Bidding 40m for Khedira?!

Embarrassment.

40m for Khedira is hillarious. For that to get turned down is fucking icing.

 

[ShogunX]

Gooooooooooooooddd Morning Bilbao.

 

[Error]

oh god too good

thanks for the laughs Moyes.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

If we don't sign Fellaini I'm requesting a three month ban

I'm getting two weeks until GTA

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Mata himself is ready to go, Chelsea not accepted the offer as yet, according to BBC.

Only if we get Zlatan in return for him.

 

[Rad-]

40m for Khedira is hillarious. For that to get turned down is fucking icing.

Just another made up rumor, like us bidding for Özil.

 

[twisteddeeds]

Gooooooooooooooddd Morning Bilbao.

lol fucking brillant

 

[D_prOdigy]

it's not gonna be the signing only Fellaini/no-one tonight that will get me.

it'll be fucking Moyes in two weeks time jabbering that he's delighted with the business done and delighted with the squad. it's inevitable but it will hurt so bad

 

[brokenbeans]

If we don't sign Fellaini I'm requesting a three month ban

I'll request one till the 17th.

 

[EliCash]

Chelsea would be stupid to get rid of Mata. Hope that's not true, but obviously something's been going on

 

[Clegg]

If those three lads were imposters then what were the real United staff doing? Someone has fucked up big time here.

And now we've pissed off Herrera too. We'd told him we'd sort things out and he'd be our player by the close of the window. He won't want to join us at all now.

This just doesn't sit right with me. Why bid so late for Herrera? Did we ever have any intentions of signing this guy?

 

[Willkiller]

Why are United fans crying? You should have accepted your time at the top ended the day Fergie left.

You had a good run.

 

[Simzyy]

Can't wait for this window to be closed just to end the stupid Mata rumours.

 

[FuturusX]

UTD have a good squad. No cause for alarm....in Moyes you trust.

 

[Dibbz]

Gooooooooooooooddd Morning Bilbao.

hah holy fuck.

Thank you United for giving us so many lulz

 

[The Atticus]

Ehhhh I'll join the banfest
Well done Arsenal!

 

[Judderman]

Gooooooooooooooddd Morning Bilbao.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

If we don't sign Fellaini I'm requesting a three month ban

Just write this season off. It's obvious woodward has no idea what he is doing.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Hope Mata leaves because Wilbury won't be able to deny that Cazorla is the best Spaniard in the Premier League.

 

[dc89]

hahaha what the fuck?

United imposters?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL Fucking IMPOSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!111

impostors

impostors

IMPOSTORS

loooooooooooooooooooooo

Ballague on SSN saying that the representatives for United were imposters lol?

What is this I don't even.

WTF IMPOSTERS?

Fucking joke.

im seething

This is fucking mental.

I.Can't.Breathe.

WTF balague saying the dudes who went to LFP were imposters?? Haha

ban.me.now

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL where show me!

Woodward better be sacked tomorrow.

The fucking potato better not come back.

AHAHAHA UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imposters what?

This is way too comical to be real..

IMPOSTERS

OMG

IM NOT DEAD BUT IM DYING IN FITS

FUCK ME


IMPOSTERS


AHGHAGHAHG

NEED A MINI MILK

Imposters ahaha. What the fuck.

Lads!!! Fucking IMPOSTORS! It's actually fucking amazing.

I'm sat here in tears.

Embarrassing. Imposters LOOOOOOOOL

I'm dead.

AHAHAHAH

IMPOSTORS

I'm crying tears of laughter.

Imposters.

It's like a fucking spy flick.

finally i can type this

here it comes

HERE IT COMES

...














































manchester united are dead.

The Imposter. Good film that.

Genuinely, no exaggeration. This has been the worst month of my life. Everything about it. Football side. Personal side. It's been the worst fucking month I've ever had.

I'm fucking done, man. This sucks dick.

TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER CUNT

STARRING

ive been gone for a bit. What imposters? Who is mad about this deal? WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE!?

hahahaha i can't stop laughing

oh my god



dibbz let us just celebrate ozil

This is just brilliant.

This is almost too funny

One of the greatest transfer twists ever.

:loooooool. This is why we had the thread in OT. But never mind.

United sent this guy: