If we don't sign Fellaini I'm requesting a three month ban
Then let us u cunt.ffs someone please take off Ba or Torres instead.
NO. You are the one decent United fan. Do not do this.
Photos have emerged of the men that arrived in Bilbao to finalise the deal
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Gooooooooooooooddd Morning Bilbao.
Tony Barrett ‏@TonyBarreTimes 5m
I'm hearing the Marouane Fellaini deal from Everton to Man Utd is OFF!
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Motherfuck. :lolTony Barrett ‏@TonyBarreTimes 5m
I'm hearing the Marouane Fellaini deal from Everton to Man Utd is OFF!
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Checkmate. We have him confirmed!!!!
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"Must be stressed these are just rumours but the Spanish media have published pictures of men in black suits - supposedly the United "representatives" - coming out of the league offices carrying briefcases.
"All very strange and no doubt the truth will come out in the next few days."
im going to fucking kill myself
"Some bizarre reports coming out regarding United's collapsed Herrera deal. Apparently a group of men claiming to be United representatives spent an hour at the La Liga offices in Madrid today, but it turns out they had nothing to do with the club and were presumably just attempting to get a cut of the deal in an elaborate fraud.
"Must be stressed these are just rumours but the Spanish media have published pictures of men in black suits - supposedly the United "representatives" - coming out of the league offices carrying briefcases.
"All very strange and no doubt the truth will come out in the next few days."
im going to fucking kill myself