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[Clegg]

Fucking hell.

We're cheap fucks.

 

[Willkiller]

Kinnear and friends still hold that title. Done nothing this window.

Got Remy

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Barry to Everton - Afro to United?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

The wrong valuation ?

What the fuck is Woodward's problem.

He is probably swindling money.

 

[Error]

Fernundo Turres ‏@FernundoTurres 43m
Wengur sold Gervinho tu Roma,
So Lumela cud go Spurs,
So Bayle cus go Mudrid,
So Ozil cud cum tu Asurnul.

Wengur iz genius.

<3 this account.

 

[K1LLER7]

Fuck my life]

You signed Bale!

We signed nobody :'(

 

[kharma45]

Let's just spend our transfer budget on debt repayments.

 

[omgkitty]

I'm going to buy me a lovely away kit with Ozil's name on it.

Same. So fucking excited. Never thought I'd see something like this happen to us. I've been aware of the players we've signed before, but I've never genuinely loved a player like this and had them sign for us.

 

[dc89]

City reluctant to sell.

LOOOOOOOOL DC why

Ask Txiki. I need to work on getting him a GAF account.

 

[Coldnoodle]

:looooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Arnie]

today has been fucking terrible

You've signed Borini ffs.

 

[Freewheelin']

Finally, fucking get in!

I love this gif for some reason.

Gets me every single time.

 

[Fergie]

 

[Sane_Man]

Barry to Everton = Fellaini to United

 

[Dibbz]

You do realise those are PR statements right? They are totally meaningless.

Don't act like he doesn't mean anything. Think we would land a player like Ozil if we had fucking Moyes in charge? Don't think so.

 

[The Atticus]

I want Woodward's dick











on a plate so I can force it down his firstborn's throat

 

[Mr Cola]

Think about it United fans, if we have unlimited budget this year and spend nothing think how fucking big our budget will be in january, or even next summer.

Holy fuck think about it

 

[kharma45]

Fucking hell.

We're cheap fucks.

I'm fucking livid.

 

[valeo]

Loving this. To all United fans who poked fun throughout the summer - fuck you. To all Spurs fans - Ozil > Eriksen. You will finish 5th.

 

[brokenbeans]

Bollocks to this im off to cry myself to sleep.

 

[twisteddeeds]

bbc still convinced mata is leaving chelsea

 

[inHallways]

Yay.

 

[dc89]

Barry to Everton - Afro to United?

....City.

 

[SolidPain]

Apparently Ancelotti could choose between the two and he preferred Di Maria.

The only edge that Di Maria has over Ozil is that he can run 90 minutes non stop and never get tired. Ozil on the other hand usually runs out of fuel in like 70 minutes.

 

[Bo-Locks]

A few people have been having some fun with the Ed Woodward wiki page.

Some snippets:

Edward "Niles Crane" Woodward''' is a complete chodna gimp who doesnt know what he is doing.

After taking over as the new CEO of Manchester United, Woodward was given a nickname by the players and fans "The Ghost", simply because they never see him. While Woodward predecessor David Gill was a regular visitor to United's training complex, Woodward who is close to the Glazers has barely been seen since taking over the role in Summer 2013.

Useless fucker, ruined the 2013/2014 campaign single handedly, needs to be sacked, should be turned out into the streets of Manchester tbh.

Title: Hopeless Executive vice-chairman

It's been locked now.

 

[Carbonox]

Hyped to see Ozil. Arsenal you jammy gits you. Trust them to pull off the only meaningful transfer. :lol

 

[ShogunX]

Think about it United fans, if we have unlimited budget this year and spend nothing think how fucking big our budget will be in january, or even next summer.

Holy fuck think about it

 

[Rad-]

Think about it United fans, if we have unlimited budget this year and spend nothing think how fucking big our budget will be in january, or even next summer.

Holy fuck think about it

RonRon coming home. But we still won't buy a midfielder.

 

[bobito]

....City.

DC that would kill wilbur

 

[Barzul]

You do realise those are PR statements right? They are totally meaningless.

You think he would have said the same about Moyes? I don't.

 

[Scum]

Barry to Everton - Afro to United?

Well they've got twenty minutes.

 

[Clegg]

Maybe we shouldn't have turned down Ozil?

 

[Wilbur]

Every single fucking team in the league has strengthened this season. Every single one.

I can't even comprehend it. I can't. It's astronomical proportions of fuck up.

 

[Eanan]

http://havearsenalspentanymoneyyet.com/

Needs an update.

 

[panty]

You signed Bale!

We signed nobody :'(

But this is Özil man ;___; first Pipita and now Özil

why

 

[Frustrated_me]

Bol sanslar ozil.. gonna miss ya.

Happy for Arsenal.

 

[avaya]

You think he would have said the same about Moyes? I don't.

No they would have had him say something about the history of the club or some other meaningless shite.

 

[EliCash]

Maybe we shouldn't have turned down Ozil?

Did that actually happen?

 

[Mr.Marston]

sure bentdners deal fell through you have him sure

Fuuuuuck he's so shit.

Demba Ba would've Been sO good.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

More people need to be annoyed about Ozil.

 

[bobito]

http://havearsenalspentanymoneyyet.com/

Needs an update.

Needs a Man U version

 

[Tc91]

Spanish reporter on TalkSport:

"Manchester United have missed out on the future Scholes, if I can liken him to 1 player in La Liga on the pitch it's Cesc Fabregas of Barcelona, off the pitch? Juan Mata, he's very like able"

Fuck off (

I just don't know what to say.

 

[Fergie]

Lol Fellaini ain't even done. My god. Both players wanted to come.


WHAT ARE WE DOING.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Barry to Everton - Afro to United?

Told you guys already, he's coming to Copenhagen, spotted him on a bus last week

 

[valeo]

You do realise those are PR statements right? They are totally meaningless.

How are they meaningless when the guy just signed a 5 year deal? Something had to convince him to come to us, and that would've been Wenger.

It will be a sad day when we lose Arsene.

 

[Rhaegar]

Ozil is triffic. But Arsenal need players at the back too.

Titles and leagues are won on a solid foundation. It's been shown for years and years, the team with the best defence often win the league.

Except for last season, where the team with the best defence came second. But still. You get my drift yo.

Last year Arsenal ranked 2nd in goals against average (behind Man City) with the same back line and Vermaelen playing like an MLS rookie. They could use some depth, but Mertesacker and Koscielny are a very solid foundation.

 

[MPW]

Apparently Ancelotti could choose between the two and he preferred Di Maria.

it makes sense

isco took his spot
ozil sucks on the wings/don't like playing there
cr7 went to the board and said keep di maria, if CR7 leaves next summer, we still got di maria and Bale
bought ozil for 15m, sold for 45m, not bad bit of business

 

[Mr Cola]

Did that actually happen?

Every possible error that could have been made this window has been made

 

[Dutch Gronk]

You United guys sure are feisty.

 

[faridmon]

Every single fucking team in the league has strengthened this season. Every single one.

I can't even comprehend it. I can't. It's astronomical proportions of fuck up.

You will get Fellaini and you will like it.

Speaking of which, we will never get McCarthy, will we?

Fuck off Wigan!