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[Wilbur]

"Ass to Mouth with Consequences"
You gotta admire commitment in anything. This young lady was so devoted to the scene that when it came to anal, she soldiered through it. When it came time for the cum shot, she fellates his fecal flavored ram rod without hesitation.

i hope my computer is charged

'Nathan, have you wet the bed again? I'm getting sick and tired of this, you're 21 years..'

'Dean broke his phone'

I'm 20 dickhead, joke's on you. Like I'm gonna get in trouble for that at this age.

How can you do this!? it's his phone.

Will just be extra nice to them so when dean gets home they say "why can't you be more like your bro"

Actually my phone is fucked as well , it only charges if I wrap the wire round it vertically so it's pulling up into the thingymabob. Too much chicken grease gone done fucked it all

 

[Batigol]

Ok, I'm going to cheat in FM.

Start a season as Birmingham, but edit the datebase to give me Bale, Lamela and some other dudes. Fuck it, can't be arsed playing with these shit bags.

Gonna piss the championship

 

[Sleeplessnights]

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'm 20 dickhead, joke's on you. Like I'm gonna get in trouble for that at this age.

Mumei pls

I thought you'd finished uni?

 

[K1LLER7]

Ariana Grande's album is great. That is all.

 

[Wilbur]

Mumei pls

I thought you'd finished uni?

Starting my last year in a week. Although I'm probably gonna do a teacher course after so two years left.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Ariana Grande's album is great. That is all.

Not even I listen to those girls albums. I just mute it and jerk it.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Starting my last year in a week. Although I'm probably gonna do a teacher course after so two years left.

Does that count as a Masters or is it completely different?

 

[Lightning]

Two years out of the league and still top of the assists.
Come home Cesc ;_;

Ashley Young of all people is next for the crown...

No need to worry we have King Mesut who will shoot up that list in no time!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Emil Favsing Overgaard
1990 - 2074
"Mute it and jerk it"

 

[K1LLER7]

Not even I listen to those girls albums. I just mute it and jerk it.

but you listen to Justin Beiber.

You probably listen to 1 Direction too

Wasn't expecting anything, Randomly came across it on Youtube, surprised it sounded good

 

[Wilbur]

Does that count as a Masters or is it completely different?

Post graduate certificate of education, so yeah it's different!

Teacher training course innit

 

[The_Hitcher89]

@Linius, stay the fuck away from the Favourite Villain thread

 

[K1LLER7]

Starting my last year in a week. Although I'm probably gonna do a teacher course after so two years left.

I wish I had a teacher like you.

I'd turn up 15 minutes late, leave 10 minutes early. You'll probably not give a damn lol.

oh the good days. I miss secondary school

 

[Wilbur]

I wish I had a teacher like you.

I'd turn up 15 minutes late, leave 10 minutes early. You'll probably not give a damn lol.

oh the good days. I miss secondary school

I probably wouldn't wear underwear neither

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'll never understand the way a huge proportion of Americans seemingly latch onto the beliefs of their chosen political party.

The way the media present it, its impossible to agree with some of the Democratic party's beliefs, and some of the Republican's. Like its all or nothing.

@resident Americans, is this generally the way it goes, or have you been misrepresented?

 

[dc89]

Will just be extra nice to them so when dean gets home they say "why can't you be more like your bro"

Actually my phone is fucked as well , it only charges if I wrap the wire round it vertically so it's pulling up into the thingymabob. Too much chicken grease gone done fucked it all

:loool

i wonder if the Xperia Z could withstand a bath in Nando's sauce?!

 

[K1LLER7]

I probably wouldn't wear underwear neither

:lol

I remember being in IT class during Year 7,

Our teacher was giving a presentation and half way through his slide show, a nude picture of Britney Spears popped up.

Poor guy resigned a few days later lol.

Wilbs, you must top this!

 

[Kinan]

God damn, Donetsk will be in FIFA14 with god damn stadium and still no definitive word about Dynamo? If Kyiv is not in I'm not buying your shitty game this year again, EA. If the best club ever is in, this awesome masterpiece of a game will be bought at a high price for PS4 launch.

 

[Koko]

Wait Spanish Wrath also banned? What did he did?

 

[deGod]

:lol

I remember being in IT class during Year 7,

Our teacher was giving a presentation and half way through his slide show, a nude picture of Britney Spears popped up.

Poor guy resigned a few days later lol.

Wilbs, you must top this!

Wilbs will have naked slides of himself

 

[dc89]

Wait Spanish Wrath also banned? What did he did?

Systematically being dismantled.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

:loool

i wonder if the Xperia Z could withstand a bath in Nando's sauce?!

It can withstand a bath in hot chocolate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE79SD9xtRo

 

[K1LLER7]

Sleepy, that LiveScore Addicts app is great.

Thanks for recommending

Any other must have apps on android?

Note 2 > Xperia Z. Facht.

Spoiler

My biased opinion

 

[Scum]

Have you seen their wankfest over GTAV? I swear, someone's trying hard to get into Rockstar's PR dept. :lol
Oh, and cheers for the LiveScore Addicts app.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wilbs will have naked slides of himself

Someone saw pictures of whatsapp group on my phone and I had a hard time convincing the person that wasn't my cock.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh man, there's a sequel to The Creepiest Motherfucker In Porn on efukt guys

 

[GQman2121]

No complaints from this Xperia Z owner. Sumbitch does get hot though. But that's because it's thinking hard....or something.

 

[K1LLER7]

Someone saw pictures of whatsapp group on my phone and I had a hard time convincing the person that wasn't my cock.

Takes pants off, "See!"

=P

 

[Scum]

Oh man, there's a sequel to The Creepiest Motherfucker In Porn on efukt guys

 

[LNBL]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10100602033192695&set=vb.191027189287&type=2&theater

Fifa 14 TV ad teaser

 

[Linius]

He sneaked up behind 3 of them, none of thm knew he was there and thy were all condensed in an alleyway with nowhere to run but forward once he started shooting. If he'd shot, he would have taken at least two of thm down, and the third would have either had to run or be taken down.

I think Sleepless lost his head a bit though, as he punched the nearest guy in the back, and all 3 of them turned around and beat the shit out of him

Lol, that's dumb :lol

Sorry Sleepless

@Linius, stay the fuck away from the Favourite Villain thread

TLoU spoilers?

Also, why would Dean's parents care about his phone?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Seriously it's amazing, The dude is a fraud and my hero.

 

[Kassu]

Saints Row 3 sure is quite boring after seeing footage from both Saints Row 4 and GTA V..

 

[Koko]

Systematically being dismantled.

 

[Yen]

:lol

I remember being in IT class during Year 7,

Our teacher was giving a presentation and half way through his slide show, a nude picture of Britney Spears popped up.

Poor guy resigned a few days later lol.

Wilbs, you must top this!

Think there might have been a gaf thread on this, but a priest in my county was giving a slideshow presentation to schoolchildren and their parents and somehow a lot of gay porn appeared on the screen. He grabs the laptop and sprints out of the room. Then the laptop is 'stolen' from the parochial house (despite CCTV showing no intruders) before he can be investigated.

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10100602033192695&set=vb.191027189287&type=2&theater

Fifa 14 TV ad teaser

wow kagawa having a hard time after being benched

 

[phaze]

Wait Spanish Wrath also banned? What did he did?

Said a few not very nice words to poster who spoiled Memento in the Watchdogs thread.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

TLoU spoilers?

Indeed

 

[Tc91]

It can withstand a bath in hot chocolate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE79SD9xtRo

Is that stock Android and not TouchWiz?

 

[bud]

"nice little girl titties, i like that."

 

[Linius]

Is that stock Android and not TouchWiz?

Touchwiz is Samsung, you won't find that shit on a Sony phone. Sony has it own skin but it's very minimal as opposed to touchwiz or HTC Sense.

 

[Scum]

Seriously it's amazing, The dude is a fraud and my hero.

:lol

Said a few not very nice words to poster who spoiled Memento in the Watchdogs thread.

What the fuck? A film spoiler in a gaming thread? They're getting worse and worse.

 

[GQman2121]

This bitch that sits on the other side of my cube just hit $500 on a $20 scratch off ticket. That's a fucking Xbox. God damn it....

 

[Yen]

This bitch that sits on the other side of my cube just hit $500 on a $20 scratch off ticket. That's a fucking Xbox. God damn it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAEux7YZpgk

 

[Broder Salsa]

"nice little girl titties, i like that."

 

[PrematureQuiche]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10100602033192695&set=vb.191027189287&type=2&theater

Fifa 14 TV ad teaser

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This bitch that sits on the other side of my cube just hit $500 on a $20 scratch off ticket. That's a fucking Xbox. God damn it....

Think of it this way, she's probably lost at least $500 on scratch-cards to get to this winning one

I used to work with someone who spent £30 a week on them,and bought them all on the am evening. Also went to school with someone who spent every quid he earned on scratchcards and accumulators

 

[Milchmonster]

Gomez in Kicker:
"Mario Götze will always score 20 goals a season but Bayern needs a proper striker for the hard matches."
"Mario Götze will always score 20 goals a season."
"Mario Götze always 20 goals"

lol wut

 

[Broder Salsa]

:lol