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[Broder Salsa]

I had to google her.

She is only 16.

She must have gotten implants surely?

or maybe she just got huge tits all of a sudden, it happens.

 

[inky]

I had to google her.

She is only 16.

She must have gotten implants surely?

Nah, that shit just happens. I had a friend who grew like that in hs and needed breast reduction surgery by 19 due to back problems.

Plus this girl kinda pushes them up a bit.

 

[Salvadora]

Jamie Reid ‏@JamieRfootball 2h
Cannot overstate how good a signing Calum Chambers will be for Arsenal. Been working with him all year w/EngU19s, serious serious talent.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

or maybe she just got huge tits all of a sudden, it happens.

Nah, that shit just happens. I had a friend who grew like that in hs and needed breast reduction surgery by 19 due to back problems.

If they are real she will definitely need reduction surgery. God Damn.

Won't help you win the title next year mate.

Please call wenger and tell him to buy that DM already. If MU isn't going to get one because who the fuck knows why, at least I want to see Arsenal get one.

 

[L1NETT]

Can we have that Swedish emo Olsson kid on loan pls

 

[Yen]

Dad has grown some chillis in his greenhouse and I thought "look at this pathetic wee green thing, it can't be spicy!" but now I'm sweaty and lips and tongue are burning.
Edit: christ and I've just picked my nose. Fuck, tearing up.

 

[Elchele]

 

[Clegg]

So many beards.

 

[Milchmonster]

He's really gay, isn't he?

That dude in OT was right.

 

[pappe]

Why are the top sides so oblivious to signing players who rectify the weakness in their squads?

United with CM
Barca with Defenders.
Arsenal with DM.
Juve with wingers.

 

[Salvadora]

Can we have that Swedish emo Olsson kid on loan pls

Have to get the solitary Capital One Cup appearance in first.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

GAF, what's the thought on Toulalan?

 

[Requeim]

Why are the top sides so oblivious to signing players who rectify the weakness in their squads?

United with CM
Barca with Defenders.
Arsenal with DM.
Juve with wingers.

Two swaps and it's fixed

Nani for Vidal
Vermaelen for Song

Everybody is happy

 

[Scum]

Why are the top sides so oblivious to signing players who rectify the weakness in their squads?

United with CM
Barca with Defenders.
Arsenal with DM.
Juve with wingers.

Well, with Barca, it's just plain incompetence Zubi.

Two swaps and it's fixed

Nani for Vidal
Vermaelen for Song

Everybody is happy

Requiem has the right idea.

 

[Yurt]

Juve have initiated contact with Milan for Zapata

Juve have initiated contact with Milan for Zapata

Juve have initiated contact with Milan for Zapata

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SERENITY NOW

 

[brokenbeans]

Drogba in, Lukaku out.

Mourinho continues to be the anti-youth king.

What the hell!

I'd love to have Lukaku.

Is Drogba a re-gen or am I missing somthing?

 

[Jarnet87]

The Cavani rumors to United wont stop. I expect it's Fergie calling up his agent and PSG pretending to be Woodward. Someone please ban him from HQ until the window is over.

 

[Broder Salsa]

What the hell!

I'd love to have Lukaku.

Is Drogba a re-gen or am I missing somthing?

Drogba is coming to let Lukaku feed off his nipples, you can get Torres.

 

[WAR recon zero]

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SERENITY NOW

Zapata is a shot in the air.

do you need a CB?

 

[WAR recon zero]

Drogba in, Lukaku out.

Mourinho continues to be the anti-youth king.

Lukaku is being linked with real.

he fits the bill, but if this happens good bye Rumbo

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What is Mou's issue with Lukaku?

 

[Elchele]

What is Mou's issue with Lukaku?

he's black

Spoiler

/OT-GAF

 

[Salvadora]

The Cavani rumors to United wont stop. I expect it's Fergie calling up his agent and PSG pretending to be Woodward. Someone please ban him from HQ until the window is over.

Move Rooney into CM and put Cavani on the wing and you will be sorted.

Let Woodward work his magic.

What is Mou's issue with Lukaku?

He's young.

 

[Yurt]

Zapata is a shot in the air.

do you need a CB?

NO

Bonucci, Chiellini, Barzagli, Caceres, Ogbonna, Sørensen, Vidal etc

that's at least five competing for 2 spots.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

NO

Bonucci, Chiellini, Barzagli, Caceres, Ogbonna, Sørensen, Vidal etc

that's at least five competing for 2 spots.

Just 4 mate.

 

[L1NETT]

He's really gay, isn't he?

That dude in OT was right.

???

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Also, what happened to the Lukaku to Everton rumours?

They have dough from transfer, dunno what Chelsea are asking for though, probably something massive

 

[inky]

I doubt Cavani would move somewhere else to play on the wing again. He can do that where he is right now.

Cavani links to United is probably just guesses because they are in rebuild mode and few teams out there who would want him at the price he'd go for.

 

[Yurt]

Just 4 mate.

I've listed seven.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Woodward was pursuing Cavani a while back, when Moyes was still at the club.

Not anymore.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I've listed seven.

but you said five. not fair.

 

[Yurt]

you said at least 5, I removed one player from it.

and that made sense in your wee premface brain? :lol Six of those players are CBs

 

[bud]

i'm almost entirely convinced wenger will use him as a centre back. read somewhere that he played there in england's -19.

think jenkinson will stay.

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SERENITY NOW

oh, man. allegri will single-handidly prove to the world that managers do matter.

because he'll make sure juventus slowly but surely regress towards mediocrity.

 

[Yurt]

 

[bud]

seriously, i love his t-shirts.

 

[Broder Salsa]

English on the sign, Pogba to Chelsea confirmed.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

English on the sign, Pogba to Chelsea confirmed.

He's too young m8.

 

[bud]

it's not english, it's american.

welcome to new york city football club, paul labile pogba.

 

[Salvadora]

English on the sign, Pogba to Chelsea confirmed.

He's in New York.

What English team is in New York Wooden-chan?

 

[TheLucifer]

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SERENITY NOW

Oh my god Allegri. Why. I mean, buy him and half of our team if you're really into it, I won't complain, but why.

 

[Broder Salsa]

He's in New York.

What English team is in New York Wooden-chan?

City bought New York City soccer club didn't they? Or at least partly owns them? Well, congrats on the signing City.

 

[Vivalaraza]

If the last time I saw him is anything to go by - what Pogba wears signals where he's going next.

I will never forgive him for telling me he was staying. I should have known, dressed in black and white the traitorous prick.

So Palermo then.

 

[Broder Salsa]

If the last time I saw him is anything to go by - what Pogba wears signals where he's going next.

I will never forgive him for telling me he was staying. I should have known, dressed in black and white the traitorous prick.

So Palermo then.

YES ZAMPARINI AND ARABS. Look at the excitement in their eyes, for spending money on Palermo. You just know they want to make them the next European power house.

 

[Timurid]

Btw Cavani didn't make the flight to Asia with the rest of the team because of "health reasons". #Muppetry

To happier thoughts...

 

[inky]

English on the sign, Pogba to Chelsea confirmed.

But the sign is red and gold and says "Free Move". Pogba to be released and picked back up by United!

 

[Broder Salsa]

"Palermo also announced the signing of 17 year old MF Lybosa Edokpolor from FC Alpe Adria who impressed during the friendly b/w the two clubs"

ffs, the tradition of buying anyone who does decently in friendly matches against Palermo. :lol

But the sign is red and gold and says "Free Move". Pogba to be released and picked back up by United!

 

[Coldnoodle]

Omg, how have I never seen this picture.

Please tell me it's not shopped.

It would ruin my life.

 

[Slizz]

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[Yurt]

(Marco Borriello's ex gave him an STD)

 

[Broder Salsa]

Omg, how have I never seen this picture.

Please tell me it's not shopped.

It would ruin my life.

It's real as far as I know, at least lots of papers posted it.

 

[inky]

She's learning fast.