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[Arnie]

Di Maria to PSG but on loan?

Hahaha wtf.

Some shady fucking deals knocking about this summer. PSG aren't even trying to hide it.

 

[90TilInfinity]

Think it's a decent move. Just seems inspectacular because everyone thought Lukaku would play for a top club.

It's funny, because he's at one of 3 "top clubs" (the others being Atletico and Dortmund) who play the type of football that would get the best out of him.

I don't think he can get away with technique of that standard at others though. Most top clubs come up against teams who sit deep and tell you to break them down, but he doesn't have the skillset to help do that. An Everton fan I went to uni with told me he hides when the going gets tough too, which may be partly why Mourinho isn't a fan. Not that Mourinho is blameless in how things ended up though.

 

[L1NETT]

Steve Bates ‏@sbates_people 1m
It REALLY is a new era at #mufc hearing from inside the camp that Cleverley MAY start v Roma in Denver ....as CAPTAIN. Watch this space

bye

YESSSS

The boy from Bradford done good

I'm so proud

 

[wedward]

Dean says we are exploring the possibility of getting Pogba...

https://vine.co/v/M5YXzHnUP7O

 

[ShogunDarius]

Joe Cole is a chubby cunt who is basically stealing a wage from West Ham

Went to Chelsea asap
Does fuck all on the odd occasion he's fit
Can't be bothered to keep himself in shape


No wonder the West Ham fan at work doesn't like him.

but he isnt wrong, LFC keep harping on about distant trophies and then the dumb lot of our fans never let that go. We arent who we used to be.

 

[Zabojnik]

If you like shooters with looting and exploration then it's for you. If not, it's not for you. At least that's the best way to sum it up personally. I absolutely love it though. Will be my most played game of the year I think when it comes out in September.

The Arrow of videogames, one could almost say.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Steve Bates ‏@sbates_people 1m
It REALLY is a new era at #mufc hearing from inside the camp that Cleverley MAY start v Roma in Denver ....as CAPTAIN. Watch this space

bye

YES MOYES

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hahaha wtf.

Some shady fucking deals knocking about this summer. PSG aren't even trying to hide it.

They're not breaking any rules so why would they?

Loophole is there and they're using it.

 

[Xpike]

Di Maria to PSG but on loan?

Apparently. dat oil money

 

[brokenbeans]

DLed it overnight, tried it for 20mins earlier.It's ... a shooter. Don't know what I was expecting.

Hmmm...I'll just wait for Halo.

 

[Arnie]

So LVG rates Cleverleh?

Next season is gonna be top.

 

[omgkitty]

Dean says we are exploring the possibility of getting Pogba...

https://vine.co/v/M5YXzHnUP7O

BELIEVE

 

[wedward]

Everyone watch that vine i just posted.

It is magical.

 

[ATF487]

Joe Cole is a chubby cunt who is basically stealing a wage from West Ham

Went to Chelsea asap
Does fuck all on the odd occasion he's fit
Can't be bothered to keep himself in shape


No wonder the West Ham fan at work doesn't like him.

He plays for Villa now, but yes he's been shit for years, he even stood out in a very shit 10 - 11 team

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

So LVG rates Cleverleh?

Next season is gonna be top.

No it's much funnier than that.

Cleverley thinks he's the sort of player LvG would like :lol

 

[Elchele]

So LVG rates Cleverleh?

Next season is gonna be top.

You will regret your jokes when LvG turns him into the new Clasie

 

[The_Hitcher89]

but he isnt wrong, LFC keep harping on about distant trophies and then the dumb lot of our fans never let that go. We arent who we used to be.

Meh, it's just a tidbit to get the fans onside when he joins

And we shouldn't let it go by any means. We should stop using it as a fallback for failing in the present day though.

 

[Rad-]

Steve Bates ‏@sbates_people 1m
It REALLY is a new era at #mufc hearing from inside the camp that Cleverley MAY start v Roma in Denver ....as CAPTAIN. Watch this space

bye

i'm going to cut off my own dick

 

[The_Hitcher89]

He plays for Villa now, but yes he's been shit for years, he even stood out in a very shit 10 - 11 team

Oof, poor Wes

Gotta be on a pay-as-you-play, performance-based contract

 

[Vivalaraza]

Imagine Cleverley has a Ramsey-like season.

Just imagine.

Salazar could finally wear his TC23 top with pride.

 

[omgkitty]

I can't wait for Cleverly to turn into Ramsey and then all of you start talking about how you alway believed he'd come good.

 

[Arnie]

No it's much funnier than that.

Cleverley thinks he's the sort of player LvG would like :lol

Didn't Viva just post a tweet about him being captain for the aroma match?

I'm not referring to his quote from yesterday (which was jokes).

You will regret your jokes when LvG turns him into the new Clasie

But Clasie is the new Clerverleh.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

The whole Cleverley as captain thing is a red herring btw. Fletcher was captain last game b/c he was the only established player playing 90 mins.

Same with Cleverley today.

 

[brokenbeans]

Oh I get it!

Start Clev to market him towards potential buyers!

Man LVG sure is smart.

 

[Mr Cola]

Fuck it im not losing my optimisim

Today Cleverley will pass it forward, bookmark this

 

[Broder Salsa]

Remember when Cleverley scored that goal? Against Newcastle I think (?), the new Pirlo.

 

[Elchele]

Looks like we're going to sign Victor Valdés. Fucking Pep, man.

 

[Rad-]

Imagine Cleverley has a Ramsey-like season.

Just imagine.

Salazar could finally wear his TC23 top with pride.

I remember when he looked amazing the first 5 or so matches when he played with Anderson. Wtf was up with that

ANDERSON looked great too. Did I dream that?

 

[L1NETT]

Cleverley's speech is gonna be like the president's speech in Indpendance Day

But in a sort of dodgy Yorkshire Manc accent

Tears will be shed

 

[ShogunDarius]

Meh, it's just a tidbit to get the fans onside when he joins

And we shouldn't let it go by any means. We should stop using it as a fallback for failing in the present day though.

when we have fucktards like RAWK I question whether we should. But yeah it cant keep being used as a fallback, but fans will be dumb.

 

[Vivalaraza]

The whole Cleverley as captain thing is a red herring btw. Fletcher was captain last game b/c he was the only established player playing 90 mins.

Same with Cleverley today.

Horse just accept it.

Cleverley is staying and integral to the plans.

Lines to take:
- Cleverley was misused by Moyes and Froggie
- Van Gaal will give him confidence to pass forwards again
- He's coming into his peak

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Looks like we're going to sign Victor Valdés. Fucking Pep, man.

Err, he'll be the second-best second-choice keeper in the world (assuming Navas moves to Madrid and Lopez stays there)

 

[Arnie]

Didn't know the Griezmann deal was done.

Smart move for him.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Looks like we're going to sign Victor Valdés. Fucking Pep, man.

He's going to play Neuer in the midfield instead.

 

[wedward]

Horse just accept it.

Cleverley is staying and integral to the plans.

Lines to take:
- Cleverley was misused by Moyes and Froggie
- Van Gaal will give him confidence to pass forwards again
- He's coming into his peak

I thought we were buying him doe

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Horse just accept it.

Cleverley is staying and integral to the plans.

Lines to take:
- Cleverley was misused by Moyes and Froggie
- Van Gaal will give him confidence to pass forwards again
- He's coming into his peak

Nah.

 

[LFMartins86]

He's going to play Neuer in the midfield instead.

Didn't he made more successful passes than Messi in the World Cup?

 

[brokenbeans]

Didn't know the Griezmann deal was done.

Smart move for him.

They got a great deal.

Big fan of him.

 

[Clegg]

Atleti always seem to do some fabulous business.

Mandzukic and Griezmann are great signings.

 

[WAR recon zero]

Time for James to shine, I'm ready.

James is not playing. He will join In Augusto
Hala Madrid

 

[Salvadora]

Archie Bland @archiebland · 8h
Much sadder about calum chambers leaving than I ever was about shaw. Seems like total capitulation. What a prospect you're getting, arsenal.

 

[Xpike]

Didn't he made more successful passes than Messi in the World Cup?

there's a different between passing around your defense and passing on the offense.

 

[Milchmonster]

Looks like we're going to sign Victor Valdés. Fucking Pep, man.

:lol

 

[Elchele]

Scocco is back in Rosario. Dat Newell's

 

[Broder Salsa]

Didn't he made more successful passes than Messi in the World Cup?

It only makes sense to put him in the midfield then.

Atleti always seem to do some fabulous business.

Mandzukic and Griezmann are great signings.

They better do good business considering their debt, not a lot of room for bad transfers.

 

[ShogunDarius]

surely Jay Rodriguez and schneiderlin must be going too at this rate

 

[Vivalaraza]

I thought we were buying him doe

What can I say - LvG doesn't want to sell his main man to a rival.

Atleti always seem to do some fabulous business.

Mandzukic and Griezmann are great signings.

Not really fabulous when it's on the back of a shit load of debt, though. They shouldn't be allowed to buy anyone until they settle all the payment they're yet to make.

(They might have made them by now...not checked lately, but I'm angry).

 

[brokenbeans]

surely Jay Rodriguez and schneiderlin must be going too at this rate

Man if Jay Rod hadn't got injured he would be long gone.

360 come get a man hug bru.

 

[Danchi]

It is kinda strange. Assuming his contract still has a few years to run, after another season playing his value is only gonna go up.

 

[LFMartins86]

there's a different between passing around your defense and passing on the offense.

He also had better timing on his tackles than David Luiz.