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[Grover Cleveland]

Rooney in the cut

That's a scary sight

 

[KidA Seven]

Marca are embarrassing. They photoshopped the picture to make it look more white than red.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Is Sturridge just being rested?


pls don't be a muscle injury

 

[Slizz]

Marca are embarrassing. They photoshopped the picture to make it look more white than red.

Lol

 

[Fry]

I think Ibe is going to be some player.

 

[tbm24]

Marca are embarrassing. They photoshopped the picture to make it look more white than red.

Well it's Marca. What did you expect?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Marca are embarrassing. They photoshopped the picture to make it look more white than red.

I love them :lol

Surely their readership know that they're being lied to?


Was it them or AS who doctored that photo to make it look a goal was offside, then claimed it was a problem with the print?

 

[FootballFan]

Marca are embarrassing. They photoshopped the picture to make it look more white than red.

Hahahah

Seriously pathetic.

 

[KidA Seven]

Well it's Marca. What did you expect?

I didn't think they would photoshop something like that. Like why does it matter?

 

[EmiPrime]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-vs-manchester-united-transfer-3954490?

"Arsenal vs Manchester United transfer fight over Mats Hummels' signature set to kick off"

What a load of nonsense.

 

[Clydefrog]

penulty

 

[Slizz]

Gonna get ugly soon.

EDIT: Nice dive.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

DAT IBE

DAT RAHEEZUS



Dive?

edit: nope

 

[KidA Seven]

I'm genuinely feeling sorry for Milan. They're so ded it hurts.


Great dive from Sterling

 

[FootballFan]

I love them :lol

Surely their readership know that they're being lied to?


Was it them or AS who doctored that photo to make it look a goal was offside, then claimed it was a problem with the print?

Yeah it was AS proving Alves was offside.

They photoshopped a defender out :lol

Later said it was a system error in their computer.

amazing system error that makes a player disappear and replaces them with grass.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Not a penalty for me

 

[OneTwoTee]

dat counter

 

[King_Moc]

Fantastic stuff from Ibe. Kid looks class.

 

[LTWheels]

Lambert is dead

 

[GQman2121]

Muntari and Essien are still Muntari and Essien.

 

[Slizz]

Haha Lambert

 

[Draconian]

Nice dive from Sterling. Way to fall for it hook, line, and sinker ref.

 

[3Sixty]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LAMBERT.


THIS IS KAAAARRRMA

 

[Clydefrog]

ahahhahahahahahahaha

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yeah it was AS proving Alves was offside.

They photoshopped a defender out :lol

Later said it was a system error in their computer.

amazing system error that makes a player disappear and replaces them with grass.

I want that PC

You could get up to all kinds of crazy shit

I thought AS were pro-Barca anyway?

Lolmbert

 

[KidA Seven]

Lambert missed the pen :lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

Now this is music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU9c0j4iOtw

 

[Freewheelin']

Ricky lolbert

 

[BlindCommunication]

Knew Lambert would miss, he seems so desperate for his first goal. Hope it won't become a mental block, he's so eager to do well.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Lambert :lol

 

[Batongen]

He was Mr Reliable for S'hampton as well. Did he ever miss a penalty for them?

 

[Slizz]

He telegraphed it. Opened his body up a couple steps before he kicked it.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Pazzini lost his mind on the pitch

 

[3Sixty]

He was Mr Reliable for S'hampton as well. Did he ever miss a penalty for them?

Nope.

 

[LTWheels]

Lambert has been cursed since he moved. Who got out the voodoo doll?

 

[Arnie]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LAMBERT.


THIS IS KAAAARRRMA

Who needs first team players when you've got Karma.

 

[GQman2121]

Knew Lambert would miss, he seems so desperate for his first goal. Hope it won't become a mental block, he's so eager to do well.

Tons of pressure on him to get that first. Being from the spot after what was a clear delayed reaction from Sterling to go down didn't help the karma.

 

[Fry]

THESE CORNERS HAHAHAHAHA

MILOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Pennywise]

Rooney looks like an old fart that picks up his children...

 

[Grover Cleveland]

It ain't hot.

They don't need a water break, play on ref.

 

[3Sixty]

Chambers is probably going to get done for drink driving or something.

The curse is real.

 

[Jarnet87]

I think Rooney might be uglier with hair. Bald is beautiful Roo, channel it.

 

[Salvadora]

Chambers is probably going to get done for drink driving or something.

The curse is real.

Chambers will transcend like Walcott and Oxlade-Chamberlain.

 

[Mastadon]

Chambers is probably going to get done for drink driving or something.

The curse is real.

The last time one of our new signings missed a penalty in pre-season, he went on to score 65 goals for us in 102 games. Aint no curse brah.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Chambers is probably going to get done for drink driving or something.

The curse is real.

Lallana: injured before making an appearance
Lambert: not scored, missed penalty
Shaw: too fat to get in the squad
Lovren: can't get a visa
Pochettino: has to manage a team with Paulinho and Dawson in it

 

[FootballFan]

I want that PC

You could get up to all kinds of crazy shit

I thought AS were pro-Barca anyway?

Lolmbert

Nah. Sport and El Mundo Deportivo are pro-barca.

Marca and AS are the Madrid ones.

*sigh* lol

 

[Arnie]

Lallana: injured before making an appearance
Lambert: not scored, missed penalty
Shaw: too fat to get in the squad
Lovren: can't get a visa
Pochettino: has to manage a team with Paulinho and Dawson in it

:lol

 

[3Sixty]

I really wanted Lambert to smash that in to be fair.

He's the only one I want to do well

 

[noal]

I think Rooney might be uglier with hair. Bald is beautiful Roo, channel it.

Could have been the new Bruce Willis; instead tries out 70's game show host.

Loses.

Still a multi millionaire.

I lose.

I'm not playing this game again.

 

[Frank the Great]

We are probably one of the slowest teams in top flight football in Europe. Essien, Muntari, Pazzini, Bonera, Rami, Saponara. All slow and static as shit. What are we doing.

Inzaghi will be fired by Christmas.