Hahahah
A lady in my office is going to a wedding on the weekend and she's dieting to fit into her dress. She just said "if I don't come in on Wednesday it's cos I can't fit into my dress and I've jumped off a window".
And this dude on our team said "it's alright - you'll bounce"
:lol :lol :lol
Hahahah
A lady in my office is going to a wedding on the weekend and she's dieting to fit into her dress. She just said "if I don't come in on Wednesday it's cos I can't fit into my dress and I've jumped off a window".
And this dude on our team said "it's alright - you'll bounce"
:lol :lol :lol
Hahahah
A lady in my office is going to a wedding on the weekend and she's dieting to fit into her dress. She just said "if I don't come in on Wednesday it's cos I can't fit into my dress and I've jumped off a window".
And this dude on our team said "it's alright - you'll bounce"
:lol :lol :lol
What if she falls head first?
How did she react to that?Hahahah
A lady in my office is going to a wedding on the weekend and she's dieting to fit into her dress. She just said "if I don't come in on Wednesday it's cos I can't fit into my dress and I've jumped off a window".
And this dude on our team said "it's alright - you'll bounce"
:lol :lol :lol
Martin Demichelis @demichelisok · 6m
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Demichelis back on 4th when Mertesacker/Podolski/Ozil are back on the 11th?The last World Cup players are back today too, surely Mangala must be announced today or tomorrow then?
Demichelis back on 4th when Mertesacker/Podolski/Ozil are back on the 11th?
Thought FIFA said you had to give 4 weeks rest.
She took it quite well.How did she react to that?
Demichelis back on 4th when Mertesacker/Podolski/Ozil are back on the 11th?
Thought FIFA said you had to give 4 weeks rest.
Everyone at City got four weeks except for the final 4 teams, who got three. Someone here said all Chelsea players only got three.
I'm sure one of the rags quoted £500k for the new camera system at Carrington.
#unlimitedfunds.
Heard he wants everybody to share knives and forks too.Apparently he wants the dividing walls in the shower/bathroom removed to boost squad harmony and camaraderie.
£10m for rodwell?
Off our tits we are, this summer.
Arsene Voyeur mk2Apparently he wants the dividing walls in the shower/bathroom removed to boost squad harmony and camaraderie.
Apparently he wants the dividing walls in the shower/bathroom removed to boost squad harmony and camaraderie.
So van Gaal has replaced rectangular tables with circular ones to encourage squad bonding.
A chemist. A professor. A genius.
Looks like Sporting are in a difficult place and ripe for a cut price Carvalho deal.
Brenton is so behind the times. The dummy doesn't understand the meaning of the word chemistry.
Pep is insane :lolGuardiola - "If there isn't a sequence of 15 previous passes, a good transition between attack and defence is impossible. Impossible."
Elsk are you okay
Guardiola - "If there isn't a sequence of 15 previous passes, a good transition between attack and defence is impossible. Impossible."
Elsk are you okay
Brenton is so behind the times. The dummy doesn't understand the meaning of the word chemistry.
http://futbol.as.com/futbol/2014/08/03/primera/1407073441_693283.htmlGracias a Isaac Lluch, colaborador más que necesario y sospechoso habitual de la mejor información que se puede conseguir del Bayern nos enteramos en la edición del sábado del diari Ara de que, Oh noticia, Guardiola Odia el tiqui taca. Para más información al respecto hay que esperar al libro de Perarnau pero de momento nos contentamos con que para Pep, la posesión de la pelota es únicamente una herramienta para ordenarte y desordenar al contrario. Si no hay una secuencia de 15 pases previos, es imposible hacer bien la transición entre ataque y defensa. Imposible.
Google translation sounds wrong judging from my limited Spanish skills.i'm pretty sure that's a mistranslation because he seems to be saying the opposite of that. according to google's translator, anyway.
so it sounds like elsk's prayers have been answered.
maybe.
He was asked a direct question about City & Lampard in the press conference.Amy Lewis @SkySportsAmy · 17m
UEFA say there's 'no (FFP) issue' with Man City bringing Lampard in on-loan from New York City FC - follows on from Wenger's comments
Amy Lewis @SkySportsAmy · 12m
There could be an issue if City weren't paying Lampard's wages and letting NYC FC foot the bill but City insist that's not the case
Wenger should focus more on his own club instead of tin foil hat theories.
Amy Lewis @SkySportsAmy · 17m
UEFA say there's 'no (FFP) issue' with Man City bringing Lampard in on-loan from New York City FC - follows on from Wenger's comments
Amy Lewis @SkySportsAmy · 12m
There could be an issue if City weren't paying Lampard's wages and letting NYC FC foot the bill but City insist that's not the case
Wenger should focus more on his own club instead of tin foil hat theories.
City Watch @City_Watch · 29m
Plaza Deportiva: Pellegrini is so impressed by Zuculini that he's considered scrapping loan plans, but loan to Valencia or Deportivo likely.