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[Walshy]

with all that boob talk she better have been fit and/or let you cop a feel

Remember a girl in some Malia toilets making me grope her boobs because they were "new".

Malia was the first holiday I went on without my parents. I was only 17.

The sights you see when you walk down that strip for the first time at night

.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

He didn't break Torres or Ba. They were broken before he arrived. If Costa doesn't work out it won't be because of Mou, it will just confirm Chelsea's curse.

Torres wasn't this bad in the season before the transfer though.

I would disagree in that Ba was broken before the transfer.

If we get Vidal Juve fans are gonna hate us.

They are going to be too busy hating Allegri for anything else.

 

[Blablurn]

what a handsome bastard. he wouldnt fit in our ugly squad

 

[Broder Salsa]

Torres wasn't this bad in the season before the transfer though.

I would disagree in that Ba was broken before the transfer.

Before Mourinho arrived (as you said), not before the players arrived to the club...

 

[WJD]

Malia was the first holiday I went on without my parents. I was only 17.

The sights you see when you walk down that strip for the first time at night

.

Think I was 19. Passed out at 10pm on the first night before waking up at like 2am and stumbling down the strip for the last few hours.

Wasn't really my scene in the end and I think going when you're in a relationship takes away a significant part of its "allure" if you can call it that.

 

[3Sixty]

Think I was 19. Passed out at 10pm on the first night before waking up at like 2am and stumbling down the strip for the last few hours.

Wasn't really my scene in the end and I think going when you're in a relationship takes away a significant part of its "allure" if you can call it that.

I've been to Zante and Kavos.

They are the best/worse Holidays in the world.

Ibiza is genuinely nice doe.

 

[WJD]

I've been to Zante and Kavos.

They are the best/worse Holidays in the world.

Ibiza is genuinely nice doe.

Yeah my sister's just got back from Ibiza with her group of extraordinarily attractive mates. Been sat on Facebook waiting patiently for the tagged photos to start going up.

 

[GorillaJu]

I haven't been to any of these spots or anything like it really. Never been a big fan of resorts though I did love going to Hawaii.

 

[Mastadon]

Malia was jokes. I'm pretty sure I got sun stroke 4 days in. Powered on through though!

 

[Facism]

Pulga being gone is a like a cure for diabetes when it comes to the football thread.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm going to Side in turkey in mid September. Never been there or Greece or Spain.

Pulga being gone is a like a cure for diabetes when it comes to the football thread.

:lol. I love you.

 

[Walshy]

Think I was 19. Passed out at 10pm on the first night before waking up at like 2am and stumbling down the strip for the last few hours.

Wasn't really my scene in the end and I think going when you're in a relationship takes away a significant part of its "allure" if you can call it that.

To be fair, I don't remember most of it in the midst of all the free raki and fishbowls.

Malia is a shithole though, even worse in the day. I did a boat trip and that was alright I guess.

Aya Napa is alot better and Ibiza is in another league all together.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Before Mourinho arrived (as you said), not before the players arrived to the club...

Oh shoot I keep forgetting Mou left Chelsea. I suck

 

[3Sixty]

Yeah my sister's just got back from Ibiza with her group of extraordinarily attractive mates. Been sat on Facebook waiting patiently for the tagged photos to start going up.

Link.

 

[Hixx]

I've never been abroad. I want to travel.

But I am shit scared of terrorists.

 

[WJD]

I'm going to Side in turkey in mid September. Never been there or Greece or Spain.

Sounds decent. I'm looking for somewhere like that to spend a long weekend away with the gf. Thinking Venice/Rome/Bruges/Genk/somewhere in Croatia at the moment.

 

[Yurt]

Cavani “In Naples, I could not leave the house, in Paris, I can continue to go about my life as always,” Cavani has told El Observador this week.

“Italy breathes football, wherever you are you feel this passion. I could not leave the house without being attacked by fans.

“In France, people are calmer, with more normality to following the game. In Paris I can live a normal life.

“The French are more respectful, they always ask permission before taking a picture or asking for an autograph. People treat you differently.”

I miss going against this Napoli

 

[Facism]

I'm going to Side in turkey in mid September. Never been there or Greece or Spain.

LOL Watch out i heard those Turkish guys are sleazy and will chat you up LOL #insecure #racist #itsokcosimjoking #smalldicksyndrome #TheSun

Mid-september is going to be lovely, meight.

 

[Mr Cola]

I've never been abroad. I want to travel.

But I am shit scared of terrorists.

Coming south is like taking a trip to paradise for Hixx

 

[Hixx]

Exactly the opposite. The south is the fucking worst. Proper grim.

 

[Yurt]

Ibiza is genuinely nice doe.

We're going next weeeeeeeeeeek

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I've never been abroad. I want to travel.

But I am shit scared of terrorists.

Don't you live in England?

 

[Facism]

Exactly the opposite. The south is the fucking worst. Proper grim.

Go to Coventry. Tourist's paradise. Nuneaton is close by, so that's a bonus.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I miss going against this Napoli

El Matador

 

[Milchmonster]

Actually, losing Reus next summer wouldn't be that bad.

Makes it pretty easy for us to keep my boy Mats for another year.

 

[Hixx]

Don't you live in England?

Yes.

 

[Yurt]

Turkey was great!

my friend woke up with a sore ass and a transsexual next to him, good times.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Anything North of London is the pits. It's like travelling beyond the wall.

 

[WJD]

The midlands is the grimmest.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Yes.

You have a better chance of dying to terrorists there.

 

[Yurt]

Hixx I'm really close to everything shitty going on, and it's pretty safe :lol

El Matador

chin up why are you sad

 

[Hixx]

You have a better chance of dying to terrorists there.

Well, no, I don't.

Anything North of London is the pits. It's like travelling beyond the wall.

Hey. Why don't you go into a Sports Direct and get all the budget socks from them bins, take them home. Tie them together. You know what to do next.

 

[Freewheelin']

Turkey was great!

my friend woke up with a sore ass and a transsexual next to him, good times.

:lol :lol

#trannysurprise

 

[3Sixty]

We're going next weeeeeeeeeeek

Enjoy it mate. I'm hoping to get out for some closing in September.

Got any big nights planned?

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Well, no, I don't.



Hey. Why don't you go into a Sports Direct and get all the budget socks from them bins, take them home. Tie them together. You know what to do next.

if I ever hang myself it will be with underpants.

 

[Mastadon]

The midlands is the grimmest.

Yeah but we do nice pork pies.

 

[Carbonox]

South is grim but the north isn't? lol que?

Would never go up north again. South is sublime.

 

[Feorax]

Tony Barrett has confirmed we're in for Manquillo on loan. Makes sense, no point buying a RB while we don't know how Flanno/Wisdom/McLaughlan will develop.

 

[Yurt]

Enjoy it mate. I'm hoping to get out for some closing in September.

Got any big nights planned?

THANKS!

No idea yet

 

[Freewheelin']

We might be coming up to Newcastle next month to watch a game.

Family pls

 

[Pachimari]

Di maria is going to PSG on loan, Khedira to arsenal.

Kroos and James in

There's no way we are loaning Di Maria. We already laughed off the offer. He will be sold.

And welcome to James, he'll get the #10.

 

[K1LLER7]

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

Spoiler

#pray4rvy

:*(

Hope he does well.

 

[Mastadon]

:*(

Hope he does well.

Bebe is going to be your Matic. You'll be buying him back for €45m in 2018.

 

[Hindle]

I've never been abroad. I want to travel.

But I am shit scared of terrorists.

I'm Going traveling round Aus in September. It's pretty simple to get the documents you need to go as well.

Get it done dude.

 

[Walshy]

Tony Barrett has confirmed we're in for Manquillo on loan. Makes sense, no point buying a RB while we don't know how Flanno/Wisdom/McLaughlan will develop.

Would you be happy with:

RB: Flanagan/Johnson/Manquillo
LB: Moreno/Enrique/Smith

for full back positions?

 

[WJD]

Still debating whether I should just record our game against LA and watch it in the morning, or go to bed early and wake up for it at 4.

I'm well aware it'll be shit, slow and boring but jesus I've missed club football and christ I want to see Herrera.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Anything North of London is the pits. It's like travelling beyond the wall.

lol

 

[GorillaJu]

Tony Barrett has confirmed we're in for Manquillo on loan. Makes sense, no point buying a RB while we don't know how Flanno/Wisdom/McLaughlan will develop.

Worried about Flanno's future if we're looking at other RBs.

 

[brokenbeans]

Di Maria loan lol

How much did Hames cost?

Gotta at least make an effort to follow FFP.

 

[Yurt]

Klopp when confronted with the Hummels rumours: "did they also say €20m?" *laughs* "when papers mention such numbers you know it's garbage."