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[Shanks D Zoro]

So in the past, Arsenal have missed out on Ronaldo, Messi and Ibrahimovic. That's CRAZINESS.

Messi is pure bull, we never missed out on him.

 

[Barzul]

----------------Messi----------------
Sanchez-----Ozil-------Walcott
-----------Vidal-Ramsey----------
Gibbs---Kos-Merte---Debuchy
--------------Ospina-----------------

Europe wouldn't know what hit them. That team would play Wengerball at it's finest.

 

[Milchmonster]

Instead you got Marcio Amoroso.

What a player he was in that one year he gave a shit.

Edit: Actually, what a player he was before Sammer killed him.

Goddamn, Sammer. It's all his fault.

 

[wedward]

Messi is pure bull, we never missed out on him.

Rumor was we tried to get him when we got cesc.

 

[johnthequad]

----------------Messi----------------
Sanchez-----Ozil-------Walcott
-----------Vidal-Ramsey----------
Gibbs---Kos-Merte---Debuchy
--------------Ospina-----------------

Dreams money can't buy. I doubt Barcelona will ever sell Messi.

 

[omgkitty]

Messi is pure bull, we never missed out on him.

I could totally see us signing Messi when he's like 32.

 

[Ushojax]

Chelsea or City who has the stronger team?

Well Chelsea beat City both times in the league last season. Add Costa, Fabregas and Luis and they have a better team. They already had the best defense and now they have an attack that can win those silly games they threw away last season. I expect them to comfortably win the title this year, City's defense is just so bad compared to theirs.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Rumor was we tried to get him when we got cesc.

Messi would have been near to impossible. he would have never got a work permit. I am sure we would have wanted him, but Messi owed Barca everything anyways.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

The amount Messi throws up I can't imagine what medical state he'll be in when he is 32.

 

[jesalr]

Ooh, awesome. Just got 15% back on my PS4 order from last November because I spoke to Amazon about the rubber ripping on my controller.

 

[Elchele]

Sport Witness ‏@Sport_Witness 2m
Xavi has had a change of heart and will now stay with Barcelona. [Sport]

Wasn't Xavi already announced for NYCFC?

He was basically announced for a 6 month move to Qatar, but looks like is not happening now? I think he'll still move to NYCFC next year when the MLS season starts

 

[Barzul]

Ooh, awesome. Just got 15% back on my PS4 order from last November because I spoke to Amazon about the rubber ripping on my controller.

Amazon GOAT

 

[Carbonox]

Ooh, awesome. Just got 15% back on my PS4 order from last November because I spoke to Amazon about the rubber ripping on my controller.

I got the same refund a month or so ago. #BasedAmazon

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

The amount Messi throws up I can't imagine what medical state he'll be in when he is 32.

Yeah, I am no doctor, but any kid going through puberty and taking HGH cannot be good. I wonder if his body will hold up for that long.

 

[jesalr]

Amazon GOAT

Entirely. The customer service lady said that they couldn't replace the controller, so she'd sort me a £65 voucher so I could buy a replacement.

They once gave me a refund before I had even sent the item back because I'm a 'trusted customer'

 

[Broder Salsa]

The amount Messi throws up I can't imagine what medical state he'll be in when he is 32.

Arsenal medical staff would certainly kill him.

 

[Salvadora]

Arsenal medical staff would certainly kill him.

Diaby has been fit for at least 2 months now.

You can't explain that.

 

[L1NETT]

Ooh, awesome. Just got 15% back on my PS4 order from last November because I spoke to Amazon about the rubber ripping on my controller.

Neat, every time I have interacted with Amazon customer services they have been top

---

Imagine a front line of Messi, Park and Chamakh

Christ

4 players marking Messi, Park and Chamakh giving the whole pitch to run around like those deer in the Fenton video

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Diaby has been fit for at least 2 months now.

You can't explain that.

Simple, he has been on holiday for 2 months.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'll never really understand why people care about player's numbers. Except for when something funny happens in a fit of egotism, like Gallas demanding the 10 shirt

 

[Elchele]

From the Bundesliga twitter

Next week, Leverkusen's Roger Schmidt exclusively tells Bundesliga.com he wants Christoph Kramer back in 2015.

What? so what are they going to publish next week? a 8 words quote?

 

[Salvadora]

Simple, he has been on holiday for 2 months.

He's been on holiday for most of his career at Arsenal.

 

[Barzul]

Entirely. The customer service lady said that they couldn't replace the controller, so she'd sort me a £65 voucher so I could buy a replacement.

They once gave me a refund before I had even sent the item back because I'm a 'trusted customer'

Yeah they've done that for me too. I've been a Prime subscriber for like 3 years now though. Their customer service is really top notch.

 

[omgkitty]

Entirely. The customer service lady said that they couldn't replace the controller, so she'd sort me a £65 voucher so I could buy a replacement.

They once gave me a refund before I had even sent the item back because I'm a 'trusted customer'

How did you go about doing this? My controller has been fucked for a while now.

 

[Meier]

Sport Witness ‏@Sport_Witness 2m
Xavi has had a change of heart and will now stay with Barcelona. [Sport]

Wasn't Xavi already announced for NYCFC?

Just rumors but it was expected. Villa, some second choice keeper (Josh Saunders) and a CB are the only three official players thus far.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Any of you guys played Divinity: Original Sin?

Looks interesting but I'm kinda put off by the isometric view, and I've never played a game like it before

 

[L1NETT]

Jonny Mac has finally left Bradford.

*dances

6 years of flapping, clangers and dropping crosses

Bring on Pickford

 

[Hindle]

I saw that on twitter. Don't believe it one bit. Sounded way too absurd.

Aye.

Why would he leave a team where he can do whatever he wants.

 

[figadapaura]

Gonna miss him.

 

[Salvadora]

Aye.

Why would he leave a team where he can do whatever he wants.

Because he craves structure and order.

 

[figadapaura]

I'll never really understand why people care about player's numbers. Except for when something funny happens in a fit of egotism, like Gallas demanding the 10 shirt

People like tradition.

 

[jesalr]

How did you go about doing this? My controller has been fucked for a while now.

Click on help at the top of the page, go to 'contact us.' Say there's a problem with an order, choose your PS4, and then ask to start an online chat. I explained the problem with the controller and they said they couldn't replace it, but would give me some money back to replace it myself...

 

[yella]

Ooh, awesome. Just got 15% back on my PS4 order from last November because I spoke to Amazon about the rubber ripping on my controller.

How did you go about doing this? My controller has been fucked for a while now.

Curious about this as well.

EDIT: Just saw above. Do they require the serial # or anything like that?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

----------------Messi----------------
Sanchez-----Ozil-------Walcott
-----------Vidal-Ramsey----------
Gibbs---Kos-Merte---Debuchy
--------------Ospina-----------------

Still 4th?

 

[figadapaura]

Still 4th?

Gotta get that trophy.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Probably old but the reviews for Paul Tomkins book They Dared To Dream: How Rodgers' Liverpool Went So Close are hilarious

 

[Barzul]

I'll never really understand why people care about player's numbers. Except for when something funny happens in a fit of egotism, like Gallas demanding the 10 shirt

So you wouldn't mind Flanagan wearing No. 10?

 

[rvy]

Yurt, tell me a good song for sex.

Guess who's coming over.

Quick.

 

[Salvadora]

Probably old but the reviews for Paul Tomkins book They Dared To Dream: How Rodgers' Liverpool Went So Close are hilarious

"Football? Bloody hell!", as Bill Shankly once said.

By the final chapter of this book I was kneeling on the floor of my living room, floods of tears pattering onto my replica kit, wailing like a hysterical gibbon. My dogs, Rushie and Aldo, wailed in solidarity with me. They understood; my wife didn't. I felled her with a right hook.

Imagine if all you ever wanted was a carrot cake, and then, after 25 years without one, you see your most loyal friend walking towards your house smiling, carrying a carrot cake with your name on it. As he reaches your drive, he tumbles calamitously into a ditch. You rush out to find him writhing in agony amongst a cakey-muddy mess, a hungry raven pecking at his flesh. That is how we Liverpool fans feel about the 13/14 season (the raven is Tony Pulis, by the way).

This book is not just some cynical cash-in to make money out of Irish people. Paul Tomkins has truly encapsulated the modern-day Liverpool Football Club experience in literary form: the misty-eyed sentimentality, the endless self-mythologizing and, above all, the abject, humiliating failure. YNWA.

This is brilliant

 

[Hindle]

So, Liverpool next season, can they win the title?

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Probably old but the reviews for Paul Tomkins book They Dared To Dream: How Rodgers' Liverpool Went So Close are hilarious

I tried to buy this in Waterstones but it was raining outside and I slipped. Whilst I was recovering Demba Ba nipped in and got the last copy.

/dead

 

[Lightning]

I would love us to sign Nastasic. Too bad City would never sell to us.

Gnabry to Newcastle on loan? As long as they play him no complaints. Would prefer the Southampton option though.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

So, Liverpool next season, can they win the title?

No chelsea have already won, the only question is by how much.

 

[jesalr]

Curious about this as well.

EDIT: Just saw above. Do they require the serial # or anything like that?

Nope. All they asked for was the order number.

 

[Slizz]

This is brilliant

This sounds like a poster here wrote it.

 

[Salvadora]

No chelsea have already won, the only question is by how much.

One injury to Costa and they will be down to Torres.

There is hope.

 

[Barzul]

This is brilliant

Was about to quote that. Had me rolling.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Probably old but the reviews for Paul Tomkins book They Dared To Dream: How Rodgers' Liverpool Went So Close are hilarious

As a Barnet FC fan, I've been accustomed to never winning anything.

But this book is marvellous, this book performs a miracle but making it "cool" to not win anything.

Liverpool didn't win anything despite spending £154 million on transfers across the past 3 seasons (according to transferleague.co.uk)....
But this book portrays them as a team of "dreamers" who went so close.

I love it, it gives me hope that one day Barnet can spend over a hundred and fifty million pounds and still not win anything.
I can only dream

...damn :lol

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

One injury to Costa and they will be down to Torres.

There is hope.

Oscar, Hazard and Fabregas will each score 20 goals

 

[Broder Salsa]

Probably old but the reviews for Paul Tomkins book They Dared To Dream: How Rodgers' Liverpool Went So Close are hilarious