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Blablurn

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Der FC Bayern soll laut "weltfussball.de" mit 240.000 Mitgliedern mittlerweile der mitgliederstärkste Verein der Welt sein.

fuck you benfica. with over 240.000 members we are the sports club with the most registered members in the world.

get bent, benfica with your 1000 sports clubs.
 

Jarnet87

Member
^ Ed- nope



How?

He has great long shots and can pass couple that with good strength he will rip teams apart I always use him as CAM.

Are we talking FIFA or real life lol?

He can pick a pass decently, though i think we put too much into him swinging the ball out wide to Antonio Valencia as some great piece of skill. He is deceptive in his effort. He makes it seem like he is a hard working player by dropping deep to get the ball but he will become invisible in the final third and will just sit in the box and get in the other strikers way. Makes absolutely zero effort to make runs in and around the box, will just pick it up and look to take a touch right to shoot or pass it back. He is a cancer that keeps spreading. United, and England both too afraid to cut it out for the better.
 
It's just that idiot madrid men will use these ratings for their arguments against the benz.
You will be surprised at how much idiots rely on fifa to rate players.

You just can't do that these days due FUT they deliberately under rate as they know certain players will get IF's and thats what everyone wants EA gets money the players get a new shiny upgraded card.

Are we talking FIFA or real life lol?

He can pick a pass decently, though i think we put too much into him swinging the ball out wide to Antonio Valencia as some great piece of skill. He is deceptive in his effort. He makes it seem like he is a hard working player by dropping deep to get the ball but he will become invisible in the final third and will just sit in the box and get in the other strikers way. Makes absolutely zero effort to make runs in and around the box, will just pick it up and look to take a touch right to shoot or pass it back. He is a cancer that keeps spreading. van Gaal had a chance to cut it out, but now it will cotinue to grow and rot everything away.

FIFA lol!

That's all we can do thanks to shitty international football.
 

L1NETT

Member
Kick off delayed at Ricoh because of amount of fans getting in

Looks right mad

Glad for all concerned that football is back at Ricoh.
 

Elchele

Member
Our marketing/PR department is trying way too hard to please Dat Asian Market.

Klopp decided to play a test match against our U23 team, Gündogan (HUGE step) and Kuba played 35 minutes after their injuries and Shinji scored a goal. They put up a series of pics on Facebook, 16 in total, no Kuba or Gündogan pic, Shinji is in the centre of every single one :loool

if anyone wanted to see a fat man they would go to pornhub m8
 

K1LLER7

Member
:lol

I'll be Di Maria. Passing and shooting.
That is disrespectful to Di Maria.

You are the Benzema of our team. Not many can play the role, but you can. Some good finishes, but some horrible misses too. The passing is only good because its coming to me (Ronaldo) :p
 

Jarnet87

Member
You just can't do that these days due FUT they deliberately under rate as they know certain players will get IF's and thats what everyone wants EA gets money the players get a new shiny upgraded card.



FIFA lol!

That's all we can do thanks to shitty international football.

Yeah Roo is good in FIFA lol.
 

Kikarian

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8Z1qFMP.jpg


Basically, our season starts now innit
 

Fergie

Banned
That is disrespectful to Di Maria.

You are the Benzema of our team. Not many can play the role, but you can. Some good finishes, but some horrible misses too. The passing is only good because its coming to me (Ronaldo) :p
Pls.
Ronaldo would score screamers.
 

Turok_TTZ

Member
I must say I am surprised anyone would do that. Just looking at him play should be arguments enough.
Look below.

please sell me on Benz, please

how many goals in the past 5 months and how many assists? not with the "contribute" bs
exactly. This one in particular contrary to his own post, is set firmly into his own opinion. nothing I will say will change his opinion, a waste of time. Benz speaks for himself. He has nothing to prove yet to this day people still question him. He has only one bad year in madrid and that was when he first joined, he got injured in preseason and didn't fully recover from it till the season after. since that first year, Benz has proven himself year after year. yet people still question him.

You look @ how this season started, Benz scores the first damn goal to start off our la liga campaign and peeps berate him for it instead of praising him. 1 shot that game. the next game, he only got 1 shot again and that one he missed. peeps ranted against him further. Benz is fantastic but he needs more than one shot damn it. CR7, Bale misses chance after chance before they eventually strike gold but the difference them and Benz is they get afforded chances to miss. Benz gets only 1 or 2 chances at most nowadays.

Hell, france vs spain, Benz scores but is wrongfully called offside and you know what i hear? instead of calling out the bs call, peeps just diss on Benz some more because "he can't score" or some shit like that. very, very frustrating.

Benz doesn't deserve half the shit he gets. but he gets shit on regardless of what he does.

It sounds like you're doing it
I put a disclaimer on NOT USING FIFA but morons do it anyways. You know how many peeps I ignore on my smartphone, blocked or banned on another forum over this? can't hold a discussion with morons who don't even observe the players play.

Can't talk about the benz in the madrid community without someone shitting on him. I get it if he misses a shot, but even when he does well he gets shit on. frustrating.
 

K1LLER7

Member
sent out an email with a job application.

once i sent it, i realize there is a spelling mistake in the first sentence (of the email)

im so useless
:lol you'll be fine m8.

My email I usually send with the CV is really generic (UK):

"Dear Sir/Madam/Their name if known,

I would like to apply for ****, as advertised on *****

Please find attached, both my CV and Cover Letter....

I believe my skills and Exp' match with those required for this role/position, and will allow me to thrive at *****.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours Sin'/Faithfully,
Killer7. "

-----

I applied for a job yesterday and got a reply back saying they couldn't view my CV....I forgot to attach it lol.

Sent it again today and passed to the next stage.
 

Carbonox

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That 'Applying for jobs is exhausting and soul-crushing' thread makes me even more depressed.

You shouldn't read stuff like that cos it will just hamper your motivation. If you let the negative opinions and experiences of others burrow in to your mind, it will just fester and you'll get worse.

Instead, look at stuff that's positive. Read up on positive experiences and try to rev yourself up. It's all a game built on confidence and belief.

I used to find job-hunting daunting but then as I grew up and started to get on to the career ladder I started to use the process and experiences as great learning tools and mini-reviews if you will where the interviews are concerned. If you don't get something, think about why (or even ask as potential employers are more than willing to let you know if you ask) and then work on those for future attempts.

u got dis m8
 

K1LLER7

Member
Yes Moyes.
Let's create a big club <3
Hopefully we can get a few to join on the PS4 FIFA 15 club. Everybody should have headsets this time too.

Was good fun when we played on the PS3.

8Z1qFMP.jpg


Basically, our season starts now innit
Rooney captain......

RVP front and centre lol

Pls.
Ronaldo would score screamers.
Did you not see all those screamer I scored?

M8, 'Pass me the ball' lol
 

Blablurn

Member
You shouldn't read stuff like that cos it will just hamper your motivation. If you let the negative opinions and experiences of others burrow in to your mind, it will just fester and you'll get worse.

Instead, look at stuff that's positive. Read up on positive experiences and try to rev yourself up. It's all a game built on confidence and belief.

I used to find job-hunting daunting but then as I grew up and started to get on to the career ladder I started to use the process and experiences as great learning tools and mini-reviews if you will where the interviews are concerned. If you don't get something, think about why (or even ask as potential employers are more than willing to let you know if you ask) and then work on those for future attempts.

u got dis m8

I'm gonna save this post and read it when I'm down again! Thanks bro! I appreciate those kind words!
 

K1LLER7

Member
You shouldn't read stuff like that cos it will just hamper your motivation. If you let the negative opinions and experiences of others burrow in to your mind, it will just fester and you'll get worse.

Instead, look at stuff that's positive. Read up on positive experiences and try to rev yourself up. It's all a game built on confidence and belief.

I used to find job-hunting daunting but then as I grew up and started to get on to the career ladder I started to use the process and experiences as great learning tools and mini-reviews if you will where the interviews are concerned. If you don't get something, think about why (or even ask as potential employers are more than willing to let you know if you ask) and then work on those for future attempts.

u got dis m8
:*)

Dat inspiration post. Did you get hit on the head again? ;)
 

Fergie

Banned
Hopefully we can get a few to join on the PS4 FIFA 15 club. Everybody should have headsets this time too.

Was good fun when we played on the PS3.


Rooney captain......

RVP front and centre lol


Did you not see all those screamer I scored?

M8, 'Pass me the ball' lol
All I remember are those Rooney chips with 20% success rate. Pls.
 

Kikarian

Member
You shouldn't read stuff like that cos it will just hamper your motivation. If you let the negative opinions and experiences of others burrow in to your mind, it will just fester and you'll get worse.

Instead, look at stuff that's positive. Read up on positive experiences and try to rev yourself up. It's all a game built on confidence and belief.

I used to find job-hunting daunting but then as I grew up and started to get on to the career ladder I started to use the process and experiences as great learning tools and mini-reviews if you will where the interviews are concerned. If you don't get something, think about why (or even ask as potential employers are more than willing to let you know if you ask) and then work on those for future attempts.

u got dis m8
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Pennywise

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Hopefully we can get a few to join on the PS4 FIFA 15 club. Everybody should have headsets this time too.

Was good fun when we played on the PS3.

Yeah.

I'll make in a note within the first post about it.
So far we got Bla,myself,K1ller7, Fergie (maybe).
 

bud23

Member
please sell me on Benz, please

how many goals in the past 5 months and how many assists? not with the "contribute" bs

The Benz lol has scored 2 goals in his last 17 matches for Madrid.

2 goals in 17 matches, amazing.

still Madrid don´t really need a player like Suarez, he doesn't contribute enough, a superb striker; Falcao, NO, not enough teamwork.

are you kidding me?

Turok is full of shit.
 

K1LLER7

Member
All I remember are those Rooney chips with 20% success rate. Pls.
Captain. Leader. Legend.

I rember my first ever goal was running past 4 or 5 of their players and slotting it into the corner, all in the last few minutes of the game.

Then whenever I tried skills, you and Sleepless would tell me to stop lol.
 

Blablurn

Member
you live in germany m8, not in a third world country like the United States
surely there are a lot of job opportunities in Germany

I hope so. Man. I hope so. I want to prevent asking for welfare. Even though many do that here. But I just dont wanna go this route yet.
 

K1LLER7

Member
Yeah.

I'll make in a note within the first post about it.
So far we got Bla,myself,K1ller7, Fergie (maybe).
Yeah that'll be cool :)

I'll ask Sleepless to join. FootballFan, Quiche and FreeWheelin also used to join us sometimes.

Then there was IraqiCitizen. Think he said he was in the top 100 defenders in pro clubs. He played 1 game and got a red on his debut. Was jokes.
 
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