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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT8| - Sunderland 0
- Thread starter Lana Del Rey
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FootballFan
Member
Congrats mate.
It really is :lol because it makes no sense whatsoever and their banter is always top class :lol
FootballFan
Member
Broder Salsa
Banned
Hixx has become what he hates the most. The king of banter.
Yes Moyes. Enjoy yourself in Spain, m9.
£50m for D. Luiz.
Chelsea FC have announced on Thursday that for the second time in the past three seasons, they've recorded an annual profit. They showed a small bit of profit after the double-winning season for 2011/12, and grew that figure to £18.4 million for the 2013/14 campaign. The club also announced a record turnover of £319.8 million.
£50m for D. Luiz.
AHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂 fuck we still don't know why he hates him, it's just one of those things I guess
Probably the only unreasonable thing about Jeff, aside from his work-in-progress moustache
Vivalaraza
Member
Dunno it did stem from some pretty shady comments.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Oil club conspiracy will keep that kind of sales going (and already got that Lukaku sale too!) + Revenues of £318.9m for 2013/14, a 25% increase over 2012/13 (£255.8m). Which does not include player sales.
FootballFan
Member
Hmm I seem to have forgotten how it started. I thought it was just random h8 from m8s.
I vaguely remember it but does anyone have a link to them because I need a laugh
Broder Salsa
Banned
Well it kind of went on for a long time. It was something about Messi and black people though that Jeff kept annoying him about though lol
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=52783434#post52783434
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52784505&postcount=863
Willkiller
Banned
Oh aye
Broder Salsa
Banned
Was that the Suarez thing?
It spilled over to here which is where I heard about it.
Did he call you a dick for laughing at Suarez crying?
FootballFan
Member
Incredible post by dan.
Willkiller
Banned
Kinda. Funny thing was I wasn't even the one laughing at Suarez(I mean I was, but I didn't mention it), he called United fans dicks for laughing.
I just pointed out how understandable it was that United fans were taking a lot of pleasure in seeing that rat upset.
FootballFan
Member
dc 87 is too kind for us. He needs to be part of sansbury forums.
rip confuziz. Zabo will keep all your money
Broder Salsa
Banned
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48128644&postcount=10721
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42173761&postcount=8078
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=43922619&highlight=messi#post43922619
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=44707027&highlight=messi#post44707027
jeff you dick lol
Be glad none of Suen's photoshopped gay porn with FF and Pulga on it made it here.
Be glad because we would all have been banned again
It's okay, I win more money than I lose. true story
hahaha
Broder Salsa
Banned
I agree, everyone complained though. We need to go back to the roots of this thread, lets make it mostly about betting.
Vivalaraza
Member
This is literally what all gambling addicts say m8
Willkiller
Banned
Without our Prince, how?
Broder Salsa
Banned
All my gambling bros are banned
and probably bankrupt living in a box somewhere. Except Hiro, he's Indiani Jones now.
While we're in Puskas season;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sek8FbRQKw0
I've often wondered what it would be like to see the face of God. Whether or not mortal man could comprehend seeing His true form. Would you even know? Upon seeing something of such beauty, of such power, of such age; both sublime and intimate, both familiar and grotesque - the layers of liminality must break a man. Would the human mind simply refuse to acknowledge what was put before it? Would the subconscious salvage your flesh and bone, spare your senses to such a sight? Indeed, would it even be a sight? The intense synethesia of that experience - can one taste God, smell God, hear God? I'd like to think so. An event so inexplicable in mere words, so incomprehensible in rationality, must surely rush though your frame and pour out of your existence. Nothing could be comprehended but the notion that the incomprehensible faced you, nothing but the vagaries of import could assault you. You'd go mad. You'd go mad, but become sane - break the bondages of vainglorious blood and humours to glimpse the immortal, ascend to the higher consciousness. Various men throughout history have claimed to see God, spoken to God, even received guidance from God, but to witness something like that would not leave you in the land of the living. It would be sudden, instant, a flash, yet endless and eternal; a crashing wave that washes your fickle past away and leaves you rootless in this world. There is no after, and there would be no before, because the intensity of experiencing, of being subjected to, such a calamity would be catastrophic. Could one hear the mountains crumble and the oceans drain in their ears? Would the bodies of billions fall in a single sound, would the Earth crack with a single bolt? Everything you've ever known - everything you could ever know - suddenly ripped from you, scoured away in a caustic presence. I imagine pain would be as strong as love, fear as potent as calm, madness as sudden as clarity. An utter, utter tragedy. Plans torn asunder, relationships dissolved, whole lives razed as the body shuts down the world and the world shuts down the body, transfixed and transported by a heavenly image. Winded. Maybe we're not built for such a meeting. Could God arise everyday as us dismiss it as an aberration, an anomaly, a fierce breakage of the rules so damning that we select ignorance over elucidation? Could it be so strong the it becomes weak, so overbearing as to fade to nought? I wish it on nobody, yet who could resist? Is that not why we're here - to trudge on until the sudden meeting? Sisyphus with a suicide, Icarus to a flame, we're all fated to one day engage in this experience, aren't we? But to see it before your time - a peak through the curtain of the real into the theater of cruelty - that's not a fate. It's a punishment and it's a prize. A victory and a defeat. A completion and a dissolution. To witness beauty in all its forms, to see the face of love; and to know everything ended there. I often wonder if I've ever seen it. I wonder if I'm broken man.
Thanks to Joey Garner's goal - I'm no closer to finding an answer.
But I do know what it's like to scream 'FUCKING CUNT' at the TV in a Weatherspoons and shout 'DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING THUNDERBASTARD?' at a groups of kids having a birthday party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sek8FbRQKw0
I've often wondered what it would be like to see the face of God. Whether or not mortal man could comprehend seeing His true form. Would you even know? Upon seeing something of such beauty, of such power, of such age; both sublime and intimate, both familiar and grotesque - the layers of liminality must break a man. Would the human mind simply refuse to acknowledge what was put before it? Would the subconscious salvage your flesh and bone, spare your senses to such a sight? Indeed, would it even be a sight? The intense synethesia of that experience - can one taste God, smell God, hear God? I'd like to think so. An event so inexplicable in mere words, so incomprehensible in rationality, must surely rush though your frame and pour out of your existence. Nothing could be comprehended but the notion that the incomprehensible faced you, nothing but the vagaries of import could assault you. You'd go mad. You'd go mad, but become sane - break the bondages of vainglorious blood and humours to glimpse the immortal, ascend to the higher consciousness. Various men throughout history have claimed to see God, spoken to God, even received guidance from God, but to witness something like that would not leave you in the land of the living. It would be sudden, instant, a flash, yet endless and eternal; a crashing wave that washes your fickle past away and leaves you rootless in this world. There is no after, and there would be no before, because the intensity of experiencing, of being subjected to, such a calamity would be catastrophic. Could one hear the mountains crumble and the oceans drain in their ears? Would the bodies of billions fall in a single sound, would the Earth crack with a single bolt? Everything you've ever known - everything you could ever know - suddenly ripped from you, scoured away in a caustic presence. I imagine pain would be as strong as love, fear as potent as calm, madness as sudden as clarity. An utter, utter tragedy. Plans torn asunder, relationships dissolved, whole lives razed as the body shuts down the world and the world shuts down the body, transfixed and transported by a heavenly image. Winded. Maybe we're not built for such a meeting. Could God arise everyday as us dismiss it as an aberration, an anomaly, a fierce breakage of the rules so damning that we select ignorance over elucidation? Could it be so strong the it becomes weak, so overbearing as to fade to nought? I wish it on nobody, yet who could resist? Is that not why we're here - to trudge on until the sudden meeting? Sisyphus with a suicide, Icarus to a flame, we're all fated to one day engage in this experience, aren't we? But to see it before your time - a peak through the curtain of the real into the theater of cruelty - that's not a fate. It's a punishment and it's a prize. A victory and a defeat. A completion and a dissolution. To witness beauty in all its forms, to see the face of love; and to know everything ended there. I often wonder if I've ever seen it. I wonder if I'm broken man.
Thanks to Joey Garner's goal - I'm no closer to finding an answer.
But I do know what it's like to scream 'FUCKING CUNT' at the TV in a Weatherspoons and shout 'DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING THUNDERBASTARD?' at a groups of kids having a birthday party.
Hahaha.
<3 Jeff
And everyone should be glad to avoid some things, like Wilburs "friend" for example...
FootballFan
Member
My m8 that used to drive forklifts and do random stunts with them(RIP) said the same thing and he definitely was not winning more than he was losing.
Good PR day for Sheffield United.
3 patrons step down, sponsors threatening to pull out and Jessica Ennis says she wants her name taken off the Bramall Lane end if they sign Ched the Ripper.
Strong rumours of internal boardroom level conflict over it too, with McCabe and his son reportedly flying to Saudi Arabia to try and convince the other half owner to go ahead with it. And I'm not even remotely convinced that Clough wants anything to do with it either.
All this and he's only training with them. All rivalry lols aside, they'd be fucking stupid to take the risk.
3 patrons step down, sponsors threatening to pull out and Jessica Ennis says she wants her name taken off the Bramall Lane end if they sign Ched the Ripper.
Strong rumours of internal boardroom level conflict over it too, with McCabe and his son reportedly flying to Saudi Arabia to try and convince the other half owner to go ahead with it. And I'm not even remotely convinced that Clough wants anything to do with it either.
All this and he's only training with them. All rivalry lols aside, they'd be fucking stupid to take the risk.
he was the best
All my gambling bros are banned
I'm still here lol. I am no Parlay Prince though, I accept that.
:LOOOOOOOOOL
I. Can't.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Vivalaraza
Member
My fave Kermit thing is how he used to say he was better placed to judge keeper cos he played in net at some indoor 5 a side.
:lol
:lol
:lol
Chelsea FC have announced on Thursday that for the second time in the past three seasons, they've recorded an annual profit. They showed a small bit of profit after the double-winning season for 2011/12, and grew that figure to £18.4 million for the 2013/14 campaign. The club also announced a record turnover of £319.8 million.
Crazy to think that such a big club doesn't make as much profit as Swansea. It's amazing how far the club has come along from being sold for one pound ten years ago. They are now worth over 90 million and climbing.
But I can proof it :lol