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[bud]

messi, i worry about you. you are the only person in the world who regularly clogs toilets.

i honestly believe that you are destroying your body with whatever it is that you put inside of it. please eat at a caloric deficit and work out. do this for yourself and every toilet you're going to sit on in the future.

break free, messi.

break free.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'm so buying a $8 wine bottle next weekend to celebrate the end of finals

Damn. You're going all out I see. That must be half your yearly income.

 

[Messi]

messi, i worry about you. you are the only person in the world who regularly clogs toilets.

i honestly believe that you are destroying your body with whatever it is that you put inside of it. please eat at a caloric deficit and work out. do this for yourself and every toilet you're going to sit on in the future.

break free, messi.

break free.

Its the monster energy drink I think.

The one in work is so easily blocked due to terrible suction. But today was something else altogether.

 

[bud]

i doubt it's just that. besides, why are you drinking that crap?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

i doubt it's just that. besides, why are you drinking that crap?

For energy idiot

 

[Wilbur]

Messi have you ever fished your colossus out of the bowl to show to people

 

[Messi]

i doubt it's just that. besides, why are you drinking that crap?

Can't quit it. its horrible shit. But I am heavily addicted to it.

For energy idiot

I almost choked.

Messi have you ever fished your colossus out of the bowl to show to people

God no, I wont even use wet wipes why would I touch it.

 

[EmiPrime]

Great game today even though I was sat next to someone who spent the whole game moaning. Apparently we shouldn't play "tacky tack" football like the Spanish and that's why we haven't won a trophy in 10 years.

Then had the LGBT Arsenal Christmas party. Nice day out.

 

[Freewheelin']

I saw a monster can at work today and thought of you messi :3

I also saw a mango and thought of elsk, what a time to be skint and living in a third world country

 

[bud]

i'm disappointed in you, messi.

you're LITERALLY, in the most LITERAL sense of the word, pouring poison into your body.

it doesn't even taste good. christ.

 

[Messi]

i'm disappointed in you, messi.

you're LITERALLY, in the most LITERAL sense of the word, pouring poison into your body.

it doesn't even taste good. christ.

im past the taste at this point. Its like a can a day for the past 2 or so years. I just want to quit it but I cant. I try daily to stop but I get shakes in my hands.

 

[Arnie]

Monster is horrible.

Haven't had red bull outside of jaeger bombs in about a year.

 

[Hixx]

inferno is the worst fps map in the history of them

Spoiler

i got 4 kills in 22 rounds

season is the GOAT though. fuck dust. season :3

 

[Elchele]

Damn. You're going all out I see. That must be half your yearly income.

considering the wines are made in Argentina, $8 budget wine isn't too bad.

Will make some pasta too and will watch The Babadook

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Monster is horrible.

Haven't had red bull outside of jaeger bombs in about a year.

Christ the hangover you get with it feels like an ecstasy come down at times.

 

[Messi]

Monster is horrible.

Haven't had red bull outside of jaeger bombs in about a year.

I absolutely agree with you, it is horrible shit.

 

[Xpike]

Messi I'm pretty sure you're addicted to that stuff, you need to quit now before it's too late

 

[Messi]

Messi I'm pretty sure you're addicted to that stuff, you need to quit now before it's too late

Well past addicted. I am not even joking any more. its one can minimum a day. Its killing me.

 

[Lashley]

6K for James McClean?

silvers go for silly prices

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

inferno is the worst fps map in the history of them

Spoiler

i got 4 kills in 22 rounds

season is the GOAT though. fuck dust. season :3

I'll fuck you up. Inferno is great albeit a bit CT-sided. You need to know your smokes and flashes to pull of good site holds and takes. Never been a fan of dust2. It's fine.

 

[bud]

what did you eat today messi

 

[Broder Salsa]

things dean says to everyone

"but what if the willy was covered in poop"

 

[jts]

This is my ghetto go-to pre-workout and other occasions energy drink.

MiXXed Up, more like Fu**ed up amirite.

59cent at Lidl, little to no calories. Also tastes exactly like Red Bull, I shit your not.

59 is incidentally also your life expectancy if you drink these regularly.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'll fuck you up. Inferno is great albeit a bit CT-sided. You need to know your smokes and flashes to pull of good site holds and takes. Never been a fan of dust2. It's fine.

We fucked it all up when we went CT

or well, THEY FUCKED IT UP, I was carrying them motherfuckers

Also dust 2 is the best FPS map ever created

 

[Messi]

what did you eat today messi

bangers and mash m8

 

[Hixx]

Literally the worst map I have ever played. And I put many, many hours into MW3.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

We fucked it all up when we went CT

or well, THEY FUCKED IT UP, I was carrying them motherfuckers

Smoke off banana, smoke off mid. 2 people B, 3 A and wait.

 

[Mr Cola]

I feel like im not getting better or worse, just kinda staying mildly terrible.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You're already getting the hang of it Cola, you even got us a round in Inferno!

Smoke off banana, smoke off mid. 2 people B, 3 A and wait.

Hixx gets so angry with smoke I don't dare to anymore.

 

[Hixx]

I feel like im not getting better or worse, just kinda staying mildly terrible.

I have put twenty hours in over the last week or so and you've done better than me on that SHITHEAP map

You're already getting the hang of it Cola, you even got us a round in Inferno!



Hixx gets so angry with smoke I don't dare to anymore.

NEE CUNT CAN THROW THEM

Every time you see "smoke out!" then it PINGS OFF A FUCKING ROOF AND EXPLODES AT MY FEET

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Lord Darth Cola of Kent

Amazing

Hixx gets so angry with smoke I don't dare to anymore.

:lol

 

[Mr Cola]

I have put twenty hours in over the last week or so and you've done better than me on that SHITHEAP map

I think 80% of my kills on that and dust came in 2 rounds :3

Its fun though! Dont mind losing so much when im learning the game.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u....13.2014 - 22.58.26.08.DVR.mp4.converted.webm

I finally got an ace and I am dogshit.

 

[Linius]

I kind of wanted to play some CoD for free but I dont want to download the whole thing

 

[Mr Cola]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u....13.2014 - 22.58.26.08.DVR.mp4.converted.webm

I finally got an ace and I am dogshit.

Can we ignore the blatant team killing in that vid D:

 

[Broder Salsa]

Can we ignore the blatant team killing in that vid D:

Hahahaha I didn't see that while we were playing. I think you also forgot you had the bomb in that video, at least I'm getting bitchy.

 

[Xpike]

i should install CS:GO back, maybe try and not be shit

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Hahahaha I didn't see that while we were playing. I think you also forgot you had the bomb in that video, at least I'm getting bitchy.

I screamed at Cola to plant the bomb 4 times before he did :lol. it worked out in the end though.

 

[Linius]

I'm back on the Amazon chat again to get expedited shipping on an order. He asked me to allow him a moment like 10 minutes ago. I always wonder what the hell they're doing in all that time. It's literally a few mouseclicks of work to speed up the shipping process. I bet he's on his break drinking coffee or something.

 

[Hixx]

I forgot about cola tking me

I will have my revenge

also here is me being good at games because that cs pic is disgusting

http://a.pomf.se/hopqcy.webm

 

[Broder Salsa]

I forgot about cola tking me

I will have my revenge

also here is me being good at games because that cs pic is disgusting

http://a.pomf.se/hopqcy.webm

It's fucking perfect from Quiches angle there hahaha

 

[Linius]

As our chat session has now been idle for 5 minutes, I am required to close this session. If you require any further assistance, feel free to contact us again.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It's fucking perfect from Quiches angle there hahaha

:lol:lol:lol

 

[Mr Cola]

It's fucking perfect from Quiches angle there hahaha

Holy shit thats so blatant

Man fuck webms

Cola is a team player

 

[Hixx]

That was no accident.

Next time we play, Cola, watch your back. Because I am going to knife it after you have been damaged so I don't get kicked.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

i cant stop laughing

why would you do that to hixx

 

[Mr Cola]

Im genuinely shocked at how much it looks like i mean that, I honestly dont remember it at all.

Cant we remember that one pistol round where i killed someone? Cant we remember the good times?

 

[inky]

It's fucking perfect from Quiches angle there hahaha

Meh, don't get in the line of fire m6

I say fair game.

Spoiler

LOOOOOOOL

 

[Mr Cola]

i cant stop laughing

why would you do that to hixx

If you look close one hands on my cock, i was clearly distracted

 

[Broder Salsa]

Im genuinely shocked at how much it looks like i mean that, I honestly dont remember it at all.

Cant we remember that one pistol round where i killed someone? Cant we remember the good times?

It was all good times. I enjoyed it. Although I want to play more gungame, so I can shoot hixx.