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[confuziz]

De Guzman sure is a fine little player. United happily giving the ball away in midfield, they know they'll just score out of nowhere anyway.

I always forget he is dutch. Wonder if he will ever get picked by Van Gaal.

 

[Yurt]

Swansea with 6 shots on target so far.

 

[KidA Seven]

Why is no one making that run?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Attack the box you clowns.

 

[Slizz]

Young.... Run towards the ball.

 

[Brinbe]

SAF on dat gum... he's worried.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Young.... Run towards the ball.

It was an honest mistake

 

[KidA Seven]

Rppmey is shit today

 

[LegoArmo]

Couple of balls from the right that should have been tap ins.

 

[Brinbe]

Shit delivery in the box. And come on, Rooney. Up your fucking game, quit getting dispossessed.

And of course he misses the easiest of chances.

 

[Tc91]

Rooney has been awful this half.

Really really bad. Both him and RVP, if they don't play well fuck all is gonna happen

 

[Vivalaraza]

Valencia is taking the piss now

 

[KidA Seven]

Great stuff from Evra there.

Shit finish from Rppmey.

 

[Slizz]

Cmon Rue-neigh

 

[Clegg]

FFS we had the ball in the box and then we knocked it back to midfield.

Then Rooney hits a shit shot right at the keeper.

 

[GorillaJu]

Valencia seems to be saying "Why are you even giving me the ball? Get this fuckin thing out of my face"

 

[K1LLER7]

Rooney too slow on the ball.

Valencia useless.

Welbeck on at half time.

 

[Totakeke]

At least Carrick seems to be doing good.

 

[Brinbe]

Deserved scoreline. Frustrating half.

 

[Tc91]

The Fergie death stare.

 

[Salazar]

Valencia is taking the piss now

He actually transforms into a fucking statue.

I doubt he even blinks.

 

[Clegg]

I would say we need Nani but he's on his way out.

We need a new, effective winger.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Take Valencia off. There is no point in him being out there.

Expected though, we can't control games. We had a good 20 mins and then let Swansea take control. Then we finished the half on the front foot.

It's just a case of us scoring when we have the ball and we wasted quite a few good positions in that half. 4 or 5 times we had the ball behind the defence in the box and we only found our own player once.

 

[Tim the Wiz]

Never seen Valencia this consistently poor.

Our players need to find RVP more often. Cleverley and Jones seem to be the only ones doing it.

 

[Kyoufu]

Michu is the best Spanish player in the league.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

John Solako: Ferguson will be saying in the dressing room, 'keep passing the ball to Valencia'


I doubt it, John. I doubt it.

 

[Vivalaraza]

The positive - RVP and Michu fantasy points.

Everybody has them though...

 

[K1LLER7]

Welbeck on for Valencia at Half-time.

end up playing Giggs

 

[Wilbur]

There was a girl at my high school who looked the spit of Routledge.

God I hope you fucked her

 

[Clegg]

Can't control the midfield and our wingers are shithouse.

James and Stroots plz.

 

[Error]

I think even a struggling Madrid can eliminate this Utd side.

 

[Bo-Locks]

Michu is the best Spanish player in the league.

I wonder if he's on the Guardian's shit-list.

 

[Wilbur]

We haven't been that bad actually, just lacking end product. Swansea have given City, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal and Spurs proper games this season so I expected nothing less, but we're getting forward well and then suffering through a shit Tony V cross. I'm confident we'll get the win if we keep getting into good positions.

 

[Tc91]

25 - Man Utd have now let in more Premier League goals than Sunderland this season. Leaky.

Jesus.

 

[Salazar]

I think Evra is the only one actually looking where he is crossing it.

And RVP needs to do his own thing. Turn and bang it. Don't try to slip in Valencia.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Carrick has been very good at least.

Half of dc's timeline is about United. Dat PR offensive.

 

[Tc91]

Jones needs to overlap more for Valencia, that's one of the best things about Rafael.

 

[Wilbur]

Fry on twitter:

Guardian acha Reus melhor que Ribery. #LOL

 

[Vivalaraza]

Felipe S. Flores ‏@felipeff20
Guardian acha Reus melhor que Ribery. #LOL

Told you.

FUCK YOU WILBURY

 

[Arnie]

God I hope you fucked her

She was a good few years younger than me.

 

[Tc91]

Carrick has been very good at least.

Half of dc's timeline is about United. Dat PR offensive.

Danny ‏@Dannymagician
Wayne Rooney abusing the match official there once again, one match ban that isn't it? ...not for Rooney #untouchable

Danny ‏@Dannymagician
43 minutes @FA Wayne Rooney, abusive language to Michael Oliver. I look forward to seeing a one match ban inflicted.

What the fuck is this clown on about LOL?! Rooney called the ref a fucking prick but that happens every single week, so what does this guy want? Half of the PL players being banned?

 

[Wilbur]

Felipe S. Flores ‏@felipeff20
Guardian acha Reus melhor que Ribery. #LOL

Told you.

FUCK YOU WILBURY

She was a good few years younger than me.

God I hope you fucked her but no one ever found out

 

[Mastadon]

She was a good few years younger than me.

That wasn't a "no" you sly dog.

 

[Yen]

We need Fry back!

 

[Clegg]

We need Fry back!

Nope.

 

[Yen]

What the fuck is this clown on about LOL?! Rooney called the ref a fucking prick but that happens every single week, so what does this guy want? Half of the PL players being banned?

Didn't Gary Barry get in trouble for similar?

 

[Salazar]

What the fuck is this clown on about LOL?! Rooney called the ref a fucking prick but that happens every single week, so what does this guy want? Half of the PL players being banned?

Mind of a spanked infant.

Need to fly at Swansea early.

 

[Tc91]

Didn't Gary Barry get in trouble for similar?

I think so, towards the 4th official Mark Clattenburg (lol).

This stuff happens all the time, you always see players telling refs to fuck off.

--

Valencia still on the pitch

 

[Vivalaraza]

What the fuck is this clown on about LOL?! Rooney called the ref a fucking prick but that happens every single week, so what does this guy want? Half of the PL players being banned?

Its not that which is funny.

It's that they forget Rooney was the first player to be banned for swearing on camera and for 3 games no less, and at nobody in particular.

Selective memories.

 

[Salazar]

Hibs v Kilmarnock not a good game.