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[bud23]

I hate to say it but...


Rafa out.

Its not working.

Be patient ,Torres is playing, you know, so there is nothing to fear about.
It will end 1-4, with a Torres hat trick.

 

[Blablurn]

can i watch bayern already?

 

[Vivalaraza]

I've long accepted that Chelsea are shite. But that pitch doesn't help. Think it's literally the worst pitch I've ever seen.

Chelsea once had one which wasn't much better.

 

[Salazar]

Logan lad is doing well. Lots of effort.

I dunno what Torres is smiling about whenever the camera is on him.

 

[Kyoufu]

I've long accepted that Chelsea are shite. But that pitch doesn't help. Think it's literally the worst pitch I've ever seen.

Replace "pitch" with Torres and I will agree.

 

[Broder Salsa]

It's not his fault though.

I truly hate him. Vomit inducing cunt.

Replace "pitch" with Torres and I will agree.

The pitch is probably the only thing in this world reaching the shittyness levels of Torres... Maybe together with Quiche fifa abilities.

 

[Regulus Tera]

I expected more, mi amor

We don't have the squad to expect anything.

 

[José Mourinho]

Chelsea once had one which wasn't much better.

And?

 

[D_prOdigy]

Must be snowing.

 

[Yen]

Everton have a good striker.

No, they don't.

 

[GQman2121]

David Moyes should be our top priority this summer. And he can bring Fellaini--and whoever else he wants--with him.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I've long accepted that Chelsea are shite. But that pitch doesn't help. Think it's literally the worst pitch I've ever seen.

Massive patches of pure turned up mud. Random patches of smoothness. 80% pockmarked. The grass is dead by the colour of it, and too short.

Must be worth a fine, lower league or not. Its not acceptable imo

 

[Bumhead]

Brentford are great.

This is how FA Cup ties with a Premier League team away at a lower league outfit should be. This could have been Mansfield as well had their insipid owners not spotted a PR opportunity and a chance to make some high profile friends while rolling out the red carpet.

Looks like Brentford have dumped half a beach on the pitch and good on them. Hopefully the away team dressing room showers are connected to a vat of piss.

 

[Kyoufu]

The pitch is probably the only thing in this world reaching the shittyness levels of Torres... Maybe together with Quiche fifa abilities.

:lol :lol

Yesterday I was at Torres levels of shittyness. Fucking Stoke!

 

[bud23]

can i watch bayern already?

What a horrible way to waste your time.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Chelsea once had one which wasn't much better.

Remember when Copenhagen had such a bad pitch and we beat you guys? Brilliant stuff, especially Froggie crying about it afterwards.

 

[bjaelke]

Blind missing a great chance for Ajax.

And Christian Poulsen scores :lol

 

[Vivalaraza]

And?

Sorry, I should have said, not much better if at all.

I mean:

 

[Salazar]

As expected

From this it looks to me as if the Chelsea players have decided not to play for Rafa, like they did with the other guy. Isolate the manager, then the big boss'll get rid.

I'd be happy wnough with that to be honest. He has too much class for that club. And when he does get sacked, I can go back to sleeping with his picture beside the bed

 

[Randdalf]

Massive patches of pure turned up mud. Random patches of smoothness. 80% pockmarked. The grass is dead by the colour of it, and too short.

Must be worth a fine, lower league or not. Its not acceptable imo

Chelsea paid for the pitch, so I assume they should get the fine?

 

[José Mourinho]

Massive patches of pure turned up mud. Random patches of smoothness. 80% pockmarked. The grass is dead by the colour of it, and too short.

Must be worth a fine, lower league or not. Its not acceptable imo

I don't exaggerated when I say it looks on par with with my local pitches.

 

[Hixx]

Chelsea get laughed at for sacking managers often

Everyone wants Rafa sacked after a few months

We all live in an Abramovich world...

it doesn't fit but fuck so what give a shit ok

 

[Yen]

David Moyes should be our top priority this summer. And he can bring Fellaini--and whoever else he wants--with him.

I really hope he does go to Chelsea, a place of zero job security. Spends 10 years at Everton, wins nothing, goes to Chelsea and gets sacked after a year.

 

[Arnie]

As expected

You've got an OCD.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I truly hate him. Vomit inducing cunt.



The pitch is probably the only thing in this world reaching the shittyness levels of Torres... Maybe together with Quiche fifa abilities.

Dude! I am the top scorer of our FIFA club! I'm more like Zola than Torres! I'm offended Wooden, I really am

Also do get this fat cunt away from my club.

 

[AndresON777]

We don't have the squad to expect anything.

We are playing Guatemala next month. I wish it was you guys.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Remember when Copenhagen had such a bad pitch and we beat you guys? Brilliant stuff, especially Froggie crying about it afterwards.

Hmm it sounds familiar-ish.

What year?

 

[GQman2121]

Massive patches of pure turned up mud. Random patches of smoothness. 80% pockmarked. The grass is dead by the colour of it, and too short.

Must be worth a fine, lower league or not. Its not acceptable imo

Our grounds staff make more than their first team. Give them a break. :S

 

[Koko]

We don't have the squad to expect anything.

Fortunately we have Márquez Lugo without him we will be even worse. Time to go to bed fucking Chinese TV, hopefully it was the first and last game of Madrid at that time.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Sorry, I should have said, not much better if at all.

I mean:

Honestly, that looks much better than Brentford. If the pitch can't be good, it should at least be consistent. How can you judge the pace on a ball on Brentford's pitch, let alone the way the players can't tell when and where the ball will bounce when its played along the ground

 

[Salazar]

You've got an OCD.

Aye.

Doron Salomon ‏@DoronSalomon
Guillem's got an hour to write a list of excuses.

:lol So true. Ball-licker in chief.

 

[José Mourinho]

Sorry, I should have said, not much better if at all.

I mean:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38697000/jpg/_38697573_charlton300.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]Yeah because that's how the surface looks during our games right enough.

Edit: way to pick a recent picture too.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Shit conditions and shit pitches are awesome. <3 <3 <3 Russian League. Come back already

 

[Vivalaraza]

Honestly, that looks much better than Brentford. If the pitch can't be good, it should at least be consistent. How can you judge the pace on a ball on Brentford's pitch, let alone the way the players can't tell when and where the ball will bounce when its played along the ground

 

[Broder Salsa]

Hmm it sounds familiar-ish.

What year?

2006. Ronaldo scoring in stoppage time just to be ruled offside and looking like he was tearing up was amazing.

(possible the worst goal we have ever scored... but fuck yeah it was nice, first CL goal and win ever and it came against United).

 

[Vivalaraza]

Yeah because that's how the surface looks during our games right enough.

Edit: way to pick a recent picture too.

Well you said it was the worst pitch you've ever seen.

I don't think it is.

It is bad though.

 

[Hixx]

I miss shit pitches. The unpredictability added a lot to shitter games, a slip or stray bounce turned a dull affair into something more.

 

[José Mourinho]

Right, brilliant. Irrelevant though since this is an issue the guts of 5 years old.

Well you said it was the worst pitch you've ever seen.

I don't think it is.

It is bad though.

Okay, there have been worse pitches in the existence of football. I'd rather play in a consistent sand pitch than a pick 'n' mix.

 

[Bumhead]

Honestly, that looks much better than Brentford. If the pitch can't be good, it should at least be consistent. How can you judge the pace on a ball on Brentford's pitch, let alone the way the players can't tell when and where the ball will bounce when its played along the ground

That's the leveller.

How can a team of League One players assembled on a budget of one week of Ashley Cole's wages compete against the European Champions?

 

[faridmon]

David Moyes should be our top priority this summer. And he can bring Fellaini--and whoever else he wants--with him.

 

[The Atticus]

Just saw the Brentford score, oh my :lol. My local team as well.

Spoiler

no london jokes please I'm not really from London

 

[Kyoufu]

Chelsea should get Zola for next season.

 

[GQman2121]

Shit conditions and shit pitches are awesome. <3 <3 <3 Russian League. Come back already

With a mostly brown pitch, supporters would literally be confused who to throw their racism towards.

 

[Sloosha]

Chelsea should get Zola for next season.

To play.

Marin off.

 

[José Mourinho]

To play.

Would be great.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Chelsea should get Zola for next season.

To play.

That would be funny. Would still be better than Torres.

 

[Oxx]

It's cool. Mata got this.

 

[GQman2121]

Chelsea should get Zola for next season.

He (and Poyet) don't want the job. They've said as much as recently as two weeks ago.

 

[Kyoufu]

He (and Poyet) don't want the job. They've said as much as recently as two weeks ago.

Zola probably doesn't feel confident enough. Once he gets Watford promoted then his ego will tell him he's good enough.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

He (and Poyet) don't want the job. They've said as much as recently as two weeks ago.

Sacking RDM is one thing, imagine the shit Ambrovich would get if he sacked Zola :lol