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[Milchmonster]

Klopp on next season:
"I'll become Guardiola's Mourinho"
"But I believe I'll get along very well with Josep. Just like I do with Mourinho."

I wish someone would have recorded that scene when Mourinho arrived at the Westfalenstadion last year. German TV only showed a short clip and I think hardly anyone saw it. Klopp and Mou were greeting and hugging like they've known each other for years

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Klopp seems like such a nice guy

 

[Clegg]

Klopp seems like such a nice guy

Dat new name.

 

[Salazar]

Smalling would be good. Need someone to head it away often and with some distance, I imagine.

I can't pretend I've paid much attention to Southampton. They're around Newcastle in the table, though, so we should be looking to clout them quite hard.

 

[Yurt]

Tancredi reported that Rolando to QPR for €7 mill was done and dusted.

Rolando signs for Napoli.

 

[3Sixty]

I've not seen a single Man U formation for the Southampton game. What gives?

Running scared.

Smalling would be good. Need someone to head it away often and with some distance, I imagine.

I can't pretend I've paid much attention to Southampton. They're around Newcastle in the table, though, so we should be looking to clout them quite hard.

This will happen at least once.

 

[TheLucifer]

Tuttosport: Marotta Time is coming. According to them, on 31st January we'll see a new signing, and this is because Marotta always signed somebody on the last day of the transfer window: Rinaudo (31st Aug. 2010), Matri (31st Jan. 2011), Elia (31st Aug. 2011), Padoin (31st Jan. 2011) and Bentner (31st Aug. 2011).

I actually laughed. I had to. Marotta Time is something so beautiful that should be engraved somewhere.

It's true. I'm going to Fulham on loan for the rest of the season. I lost my place in the starting line-up at Milan, and the last few months have been very difficult for me. It's important for a player at my age to play regularly. Martin Jol and I worked very well together at Ajax. I'm happy that he wants to give me another opportunity, he has always had a lot of faith in me.

I'm gonna miss him but he's right, he was on the bench almost every time, so it's a logical choice.

 

[Yurt]

Tuttosport: Marotta Time is coming.

Rinaudo (31st Aug. 2010)

Matri (31st Jan. 2011)

Elia (31st Aug. 2011)

Padoin (31st Jan. 2011)

Bentner (31st Aug. 2011).

That can't be good.

 

[Salazar]

Running scared.

Rickie Lambert beats Rafael in the air. What a turn up.

 

[TheLucifer]

That can't be good.

To be fair, Tuttosport also said that Lisandro Lopez is Marotta's first target. He's not that bad.

 

[Salazar]

Rob Adam Evans ‏@RobAdamEvans
@tancredipalmeri I want to be a football agent for South Americans. Wanna do Spanish and Portuguese at uni! Any advice?

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri
@RobAdamEvans advise for what? Watch as much minor football as you can, in England they don't have many scouts on that

lols

a) I wanna be a football agent for South Americans
b) asking Tancredickhead for advice
c) Tancredickhead's response lololol

 

[3Sixty]

Rickie Lambert beats Rafael in the air. What a turn up.

Rickie Lamber beats everyone in the air.

Also, best Frenchman in the league Morgan Schneiderlin will dominate your pathetic midfield all over again.

 

[Ushojax]

Also, best Frenchman in the league Morgan Schneiderlin will dominate your pathetic midfield all over again.

 

[Salazar]

u talk big for relegation fodder

 

[3Sixty]

Okay, best outfield Frenchman.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Rickie Lamber beats everyone in the air.

Also, best Frenchman in the league Morgan Schneiderlin will dominate your pathetic midfield all over again.

Spicy. But I expect Shinji-kun to make short work of your 'defence'.

 

[Salazar]

Man, Vijay Singh is pretty dumb

The Fijian will still play in this week's Waste Management Open lol, what the fuck in Phoenix, but Tour vice-president Ty Votaw has said they will investigate the claims made in an article which appeared in Sports Illustrated.

"As we have just been made aware of the report we have not had a chance to review it in depth, but we will be looking into it," Votaw told USA Today Sports.

The article quotes former world No 1 Singh as saying he used the spray "every couple of hours...every day" and was "looking forward to some change in my body".

The deer antler spray contains IGF-1, which SI describes as a "natural, anabolic hormone that stimulates muscle growth."

The guy who manufactures the shit, lol

"We have deer that we harvest out of New Zealand," Key said. "Their antlers are the fastest-growing substance on planet Earth . . . because of the high concentration of IGF-1. We've been able to freeze dry that out, extract it, put it in a sublingual spray that you shake for 20 seconds and then spray three [times] under your tongue. . . . This stuff has been around for almost 1,000 years, this is stuff from the Chinese."

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Might buy dc a WiiU

 

[3Sixty]

Spicy. But I expect Shinji-kun to make short work of your 'defence'.

Please.

Maya Bosshida will slap him around like a lower class citizen.

 

[3Sixty]

Bets

Might buy dc a WiiU

I'll buy so many WiiUs

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Please.

Maya Bosshida will slap him around like a lower class citizen.

:'(

Leave poor Shinji alone.

 

[Hixx]

Jack don't care

That fucking jacket man.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'll buy so many WiiUs

How would you feel if you scored a third in injury time?

 

[Steverulez]

Not surprised Jack Butland rejected us. I do think we'll go back for him though, and I also think that we should offer him first team football. Cech has had a few injuries this season, and he has a bad elbow, playing every 3 days is not good for him when he has that issue (its a growth or something) so signing Jack and actually giving him some games will make a lot of sense, takes some of the burden off Cech and could see us have (another) good young keeper coming through.

They want to do the surgery for Cech in the summer and he'll be out for a couple of months or so but if hes going to be injured on and off for now then perhaps they'd be better off getting it out of the way now.

Turnbull has consistently proven he's not good enough, everytime someone passes the ball back to him hes nervous and usually hits it somewhere undesirable (even if its not directly to an opponent) and Hilario is a bit old imo.

But unfortunately I don't think the club are smart enough to do something like that and we won't get him.

 

[3Sixty]

How would you feel if you scored a third in injury time?

Pretty fucking shitty.

 

[Blablurn]

Klopp seems like such a nice guy

He is annoying

 

[3Sixty]

Not surprised Jack Butland rejected us. I do think we'll go back for him though, and I also think that we should offer him first team football. Cech has had a few injuries this season, and he has a bad elbow, playing every 3 days is not good for him when he has that issue (its a growth or something) so signing Jack and actually giving him some games will make a lot of sense, takes some of the burden off Cech and could see us have (another) good young keeper coming through.

They want to do the surgery for Cech in the summer and he'll be out for a couple of months or so but if hes going to be injured on and off for now then perhaps they'd be better off getting it out of the way now.

Turnbull has consistently proven he's not good enough, everytime someone passes the ball back to him hes nervous and usually hits it somewhere undesirable (even if its not directly to an opponent) and Hilario is a bit old imo.

But unfortunately I don't think the club are smart enough to do something like that and we won't get him.

Butland is no where near good enough to start for a Prem team, especially a top 4 team.

 

[Steverulez]

Butland is no where near good enough to start for a Prem team, especially a top 4 team.

Is he worse than Turnbull though?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

He is annoying

Everyone likes him except for Bayern fans. Funny that.

 

[3Sixty]

Is he worse than Turnbull though?

Thats not a very good defense lol

Just bring Courtois back.

 

[Clegg]

Liam Brady is leaving his position as head of Arsenal's youth academy.

He's been there for 17 years.

 

[Vivalaraza]

De GOAT
Rafael Rio Vidic Evra
Welbeck Carrick Cleverley Kagawa
Rooney RVP

Straight in lads.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Thank god you can cancel your orders on Amazon. Accidentally bought $100 headphones :lol

 

[K1LLER7]

De GOAT
Rafael Rio Vidic Evra
Welbeck Carrick Cleverley Kagawa
Rooney RVP

Straight in lads.

No Young, Nani or TonyV. Think one of the 3 will play.

 

[3Sixty]

That 4 man midfield gets me hard.

Please play that.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Scream and Shout must be the most boring song of all time. The idea of William trying to go minimalist is cringeworthy, the execution is embarassing

 

[Vivalaraza]

No Young, Nani or TonyV. Think one of the 3 will play.

Young is injured isn't he.

Valencia most likely, didn't start at the weekend.

That 4 man midfield gets me hard.

Please play that.

Obv it'll be a 4 man midfield. Saints aren't no threat for us to go to 5.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Young is injured isn't he.

Valencia most likely, didn't start at the weekend.

Obv it'll be a 4 man midfield. Saints aren't no threat for us to go to 5.

Troll Viva = best Viva

I think it'll be Valencia. How long do you think he'll be given to, you know, not be shit anymore?

 

[GorillaJu]

Please play Kagawa and Cleverly so Saints can just steal the ball off them over and over like they did in the first fixture. Just no last minute RVP bullshit this time.

 

[3Sixty]

Obv it'll be a 4 man midfield. Saints aren't no threat for us to go to 5.

4 man midfield with Welberg and Kagawa in the wide positions?

We can only dream.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Scream and Shout must be the most boring song of all time. The idea of William trying to go minimalist is cringeworthy, the execution is embarassing

It's not like Will.i.am has made any good music

 

[TheLucifer]

Sky are reporting that Balotelli still hasn't left England due to some bureaucratic issues, he'll be in Milan around 4-5pm.

Why is it taking so long? D:

 

[Kyoufu]

Sky are reporting that Balotelli still hasn't left England due to some bureaucratic issues, he'll be in Milan around 4-5pm.

Why is it taking so long? D:

Last minute fist fight with Mancini.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Troll Viva = best Viva

I think it'll be Valencia. How long do you think he'll be given to, you know, not be shit anymore?

A long time. Fergie must look his discipline and worth ethic, and he knows that when he does hit form he destroys full backs alone.

Would be interesting to see if he lines up against Madrid though, he'll work hard but when he plays shit against the better sides he invites pressure cos he just gives the ball away so easily.

4 man midfield with Welberg and Kagawa in the wide positions?

We can only dream.

The alternative is Nani and Valencia.

It's not like Will.i.am has made any good music

He has.

 

[Ushojax]

Sky are reporting that Balotelli still hasn't left England due to some bureaucratic issues, he'll be in Milan around 4-5pm.

Why is it taking so long? D:

He wanted to get in one last round of darts with the youth players.

 

[arkon]

There's plenty of time for Balotelli to get himself into trouble.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Sky are reporting that Balotelli still hasn't left England due to some bureaucratic issues, he'll be in Milan around 4-5pm.

Why is it taking so long? D:

It's cos he can't find his car.

Knew that would come back to haunt him!

 

[D_prOdigy]

Spicy. But I expect Shinji-kun to make short work of your 'defence'.

Shinji was man-marked all the way back to Japan at St Mary's ;_;

 

[Blablurn]

Well, fuck.



So just like Mourinho he's gonna fuck up and lose against us ? I'm fine with that. I remember that clip though, they seemed a bit like friends.

Cunt meets cunt. Seems legit.

 

[K1LLER7]

Young is injured isn't he.

Valencia most likely, didn't start at the weekend.

Obv it'll be a 4 man midfield. Saints aren't no threat for us to go to 5.

Forgot about Youngs injury

Not a fan of playing Welbeck on the wing. With both him and Kagawa on the wings, they both seem to cut into the middle too often and we don't really have that width which Nani or Valencia would offer. The main wide play then comes from Evra or Rafael. Bit similar to City when they play Nasri and Silva wide.