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[Nyx]

Sometimes I love social media.

Some poor kid was attacked by 8(!) losers who kept on kicking and hitting even when the kid was down on the ground, for no reason at all.

Luckily cameras filmed it all, and yesterday there was an official police-announcement about it, looking for witnesses or people who know the attackers.

Within 24 hours, 6 out of 8 have been named and shamed by people on the interwebz.

 

[bjaelke]

Poor Montpellier, first Giroud, then Mbiwa and now Belhanda. Montpellier have confirmed that they've accepted a 14m bid from Inter Milan for the player.

Tom Williams ‏@tomwfootball
L'Equipe reporting that Montpellier coach Rene Girard, annoyed by the sale of Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, will leave the club in June.

 

[Clegg]

I kinda like Dwingvatt.

Because he's trolling as hard as you or because he's your alt?

 

[Vivalaraza]

:lol Thats such a lie by Fergie cos we were linked with signing him for a good few weeks.

 

[Wilbur]

I kinda like Dwingvatt.

Was better when he wasn't relying on conspiracy theories to argue his point.

BBC Sportsday Live.

Ruh-roh.

This really takes the biscuit, you're about a month late :lol

 

[qindarka]

Surprised that he would be so hostile right from the off. Should at least secure his member status first and take some time to get to know the United fans.

 

[British Monsoon]

Looks like Diame's off - he's apparently going to report us to the FA because we haven't allowed him to talk to other clubs, when the clause in his contract states he can talk to other clubs when they make an offer of 3.5m or more. There's interest, but no one's made an offer yet, so I don't know why he's getting his knickers in a twist. Personally, I'd rather we just sell the want away cunt and try and get someone in who might actually give a shit about playing for us.

Similarly, Diarra is complaining that we 'lied' to him when we brought him to the club over the summer, because presumably he'd been promised a greater role in the team than he's been able to achieve thus far. Now who's fault is that? Cunt. Sick of these overpaid, overpriced foreign mercenaries using us as a shop window.

 

[Arnie]

RIP Sir Bob.

The greatest.

 

[Wilbur]

Surprised that he would be so hostile right from the off. Should at least secure his member status first and take some time to get to know the United fans.

I get what you mean, but I don't really care if he's a junior or not; I hate the people that pick on other posters just because they're juniors, it's just dumb.

What is stupid is his whining about matchfixing and corrupt Fergie.

 

[Kyoufu]

How's the Wii U?

Monster Hunter <3

 

[Vivalaraza]

Oh man €18m for Garay? I hope this isn't true. He seems slow and cumbersome from what I've seen.

 

[Willkiller]

Happy new signing day!

Now lets sort out Sissoko and a striker

 

[Wilbur]

Oh man €18m for Garay? I hope this isn't true. He seems slow and cumbersome from what I've seen.

Guarantee that isn't true. If we've passed over Mbiwa for 7m, we'd be dumb as fuck to go for Garay for that price. But we won't.

 

[Carbonox]

Tom Williams &#8207;@tomwfootball
L'Equipe reporting that Montpellier coach Rene Girard, annoyed by the sale of Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, will leave the club in June.

Now that as well. Poor club. Was always gonna happen though. They were never gonna replicate last season due to the size and financial power (or lack of) of the club. Plus their success last season only backed up all of this by essentially turning them in to a shop window.

Happy new signing day!

Now lets sort out Sissoko and a striker

Pretty sure that striker will be van Wolfswinkel.

 

[qindarka]

I get what you mean, but I don't really care if he's a junior or not; I hate the people that pick on other posters just because they're juniors, it's just dumb.

What is stupid is his whining about matchfixing and corrupt Fergie.

I brought up his junior status because as mentioned by others earlier, he is liable to get permabanned if he carries on like this.

Edit: Probably shouldn't be saying this. Think you got me first time just fine.

 

[dc89]

Is it Michah Richards?

Nope

It's Fabregas

Nu-uh

I think it's Silva.

Correct! It's Silva! Where's his mop of hair?! :O

you've got to be trolling...

Posting a link to De Gea GIFS? I know some of you guys are big fans of him and I actually think he's a pretty decent keeper now he's settled a bit more.

 

[Wes]

I know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Fpl4D3_b6DU#t=125s

 

[Carbonox]

Media having a field day with cartoons on Newcastle.

Allez le TOON!

 

[Kyoufu]

Now that as well. Poor club. Was always gonna happen though. They were never gonna replicate last season due to the size and financial power (or lack of) of the club. Plus their success last season only backed up all of this by essentially turning them in to a shop window.

RIP Montpellier.

Their players got boo'd hard at the Euros. lol

 

[LegoArmo]

What happens when Newcastle sign 5 new players and remain shit? Ashley's fault?

 

[Kyoufu]

What happens when Newcastle sign 5 new players and remain shit? Ashley's fault?

#PardewOut

 

[bjaelke]

#PardewOut

#PardewHuit

 

[3Sixty]

David Anderson &#8207;@MirrorAnderson
Southampton are trying to nick Coutinho from under Liverpool's noses. They will pay £10m. Liverpool £8m.

We are QPR to Liverpool's Newcastle

 

[spidye]

Gomez has a new girlfriend

 

[Kyoufu]

David Anderson &#8207;@MirrorAnderson
Southampton are trying to nick Coutinho from under Liverpool's noses. They will pay £10m. Liverpool £8m.

We are QPR to Liverpool's Newcastle

Way to buy your way out of the league man.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

David Anderson &#8207;@MirrorAnderson
Southampton are trying to nick Coutinho from under Liverpool's noses. They will pay £10m. Liverpool £8m.

We are QPR to Liverpool's Newcastle

Liverpool getting gazumped by Southampton would make my January. No doubt they never wanted him anyway.

 

[Wilbur]

Gomez has a new girlfriend

Thought her elbow was her tit

 

[Vivalaraza]

You're all dc's.

I posted Saints bidding for Coutinho over 12 hours ago.

 

[Wes]

David Anderson &#8207;@MirrorAnderson
Southampton are trying to nick Coutinho from under Liverpool's noses. They will pay £10m. Liverpool £8m.

We are QPR to Liverpool's Newcastle

Surely Liverpool were the ones doing any nicking as Southampton made the first bid about a week ago.

 

[K1LLER7]

You're all dc's.

I posted Saints bidding for Coutinho over 12 hours ago.

Your not a reliable ITK

 

[Kyoufu]

Thought her elbow was her tit

It can still be.

 

[Wilbur]

It can still be.

What a curious wank this will turn out to be

 

[3Sixty]

Liverpool getting gazumped by Southampton would make my January. No doubt they never wanted him anyway.

"We never wanted him anyway" worked with Ramirez and Forren.

Surely Liverpool were the ones doing any nicking as Southampton made the first bid about a week ago.

I was under the impression we had bid €12m last week but who knows.

 

[Mastadon]

Liverpool getting gazumped by Southampton would make my January. No doubt they never wanted him anyway.

Well he's no Zaha...

 

[Willkiller]

Pretty sure that striker will be van Wolfswinkel.

Any YouTube compilations Ishould be aware of?

 

[LFMartins86]

I can´t find a single Portuguese site saying that Sporting has accepted a bid for Wolfswinkel. I have no doubt we would sell him on the spot if someone came up with 12 million € but I hope that doesn´t happen. Selling our only striker is suicide but our president seems determined to do as much damage as possible before he leaves the club.

 

[Carbonox]

Any YouTube compilations Ishould be aware of?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPfAiYOMCt8

Highlights of his goals last season. Going by the goals only, he seems tidy and has decent movement in the box. Sporting fans know more though so hopefully they can provide more info on strengths/weaknesses.

Edit: Unrelated but Sky Sports claim Lewis Holtby will move to Spurs in this window.

 

[Willkiller]

Nice. Should get him based on his name IMO. I'll be surprised if Ashley spends another 10 mil this window though. I don't think we'll even go in for him

 

[Kyoufu]

I can´t find a single Portuguese site saying that Sporting has accepted a bid for Wolfswinkel. I have no doubt we would sell him on the spot if someone came up with 12 million &#8364; but I hope that doesn´t happen. Selling our only striker is suicide but our president seems determined to do as much damage as possible before he leaves the club.

Only a week to go in the window. I can't see it happening.

Is he good?

Nice. Should get him based on his name IMO. I'll be surprised if Ashley spends another 10 mil this window though. I don't think we'll even go in for him

We still have the De Jong Bros. / Remy money to blow on a forward.

 

[Salazar]

Now, now, Salazar has a lot of time to kill.

I wish that were true.

New junior is pocketfluff.

 

[Wes]

I was catching up on new movie trailers when suddenly SIAN WELBY out of nowhere.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I can´t find a single Portuguese site saying that Sporting has accepted a bid for Wolfswinkel. I have no doubt we would sell him on the spot if someone came up with 12 million € but I hope that doesn´t happen. Selling our only striker is suicide but our president seems determined to do as much damage as possible before he leaves the club.

I remember reading that you guys turned down an 18 million bid for him from CSKA in the summer. This season really does seem like a complete nightmare for Sporting.

 

[LanceVance]

Nice. Should get him based on his name IMO. I'll be surprised if Ashley spends another 10 mil this window though. I don't think we'll even go in for him

Nah he's not French or playing in ligue 1. You could go for aliadiere though

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Well he's no Zaha...

Indeed he is not. ZahALLAH will be like Messi, Cronaldo and Wes Hoolahan combined. And that's just in his first season.

 

[Carbonox]

Nah he's not French or playing in ligue 1. You could go for aliadiere though

I was thinking along the lines of N'Gog.

Seriously, who came up with these rumours? No way on earth were N'Gog and Aliadiere ever even remotely hinted at by Newcastle, nor would they even be stupid enough to sign such horrendous footballers.

Spoiler

Obertan/Williamson not included

 

[The_Hitcher89]

"We never wanted him anyway" worked with Ramirez and Forren.

I genuinely think all of our Ramirez interest was agent rubbish. Those rumours went on for about 3 transfer windows, and nothing solid ever came out of them. And lets be honest, why would you rather move to Southampton than Liverpool? With the likes of Spurs, fair enough, its annoying losing out on players because you know that we'd have had a better chance if we were still a superior team. But I'm not gonna get my panties in a twist because a player moves to a newly promoted team when we were supposedly in for him, as it reflects on the player/media rather than us. Unless its backed up by sound reasoning, like game time.

That's why I didn't take the piss when Remy moved to QPR. Just showed how much of a knobend he is, rather than Newcastle imo

 

[Salazar]

Boy gon smite. ZahALLAH will lead assists next season and Arnie will cry himself to a fitful rest.

You have a point, hitcher. Moving to QPR does reflect badly on anyone.

 

[Willkiller]

Time to update that avatar Kyoufu

 

[Nyx]

Only a week to go in the window. I can't see it happening.

Is he good?

Mediocre at best.

 

[Milchmonster]

Gomez has a new girlfriend

Just like his football skills, it got worse.