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[The_Hitcher89]

Thanks a lot Rafa.

Is this the new Thanks Obama?

 

[L1NETT]

Haha, nicely done. I liked Usho's (I think) suggestion of HEALTH HAZARD for the headline in the papers.

"Ball Boy Didn't Eden See It Coming"

Winner.

 

[Clegg]

In Belgium, kicking the ball boy is how they say hello.

etc

etc

 

[Tha Destiny]

Hazard is a cunt.

 

[The Atticus]

So many terrible Hazard jokes floating round...
they're not eden funny.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I hate him more now because he looks like The miz in this gif

On the game itself as great as an achievement as it is for both teams I imagine most people have zero interest in that final

Capital one am cry

Just as well cos The Miz spends most his time pretending to be hurt too!

 

[FootballFan]

Oh there's a thread for this in the OT!

Blablurn made it.

 

[LanceVance]

I wonder how many ball-boys are gonna be falling on top of the ball this weekend.

:lol oh man just imagine every time a ball boy has the ball in every game he just falls forward onto it

 

[arkon]

I hate him more now because he looks like The miz in this gif

On the game itself as great as an achievement as it is for both teams I imagine most people have zero interest in that final

Capital one am cry

Swansea play some great stuff at times and with Bradford being there it certainly will be different. I've not got a vested interest in either team but it makes a change from some of the usual suspects being in these finals. Could end up being a brilliant game.

 

[Hixx]

Oh there's a thread for this in the OT!

Blablurn made it.

Going to be full of ignorant people "lol soccer even ball boys dive"

While wanking over a sport where they wear fucking body armour because deep down they are all pussies

 

[feel]

The whole situation is so ridiculous, down to people finding out the kid's twitter immedietaly haha

I love this thread when some shit goes down in a football match :lol

This so much. My face hurts from all the laughing the past few pages.

<3 Football-gaf so much

 

[Willkiller]

Is this the new Thanks Obama?

Hopefully!

 

[Burgess_101]

Ball boys will probably be on strike this weekend complaining about health & safety.

 

[Meier]

I want to get a youtube video to post on Facebook but 101greatgoals is down. Completely overloaded. :lol

 

[Moobabe]

Ball boys will probably be on strike this weekend complaining about health & safety.

I think they're unionised!

 

[Carbonox]

:lol oh man just imagine every time a ball boy has the ball in every game he just falls forward onto it

I actually hope that happens now. Some crazy ball boy rebel alliance thing going on.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Is this the new Thanks Obama?

Unlike THANKS OBAMA the Rafa shit will only go on until the summer, luckily.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Laudrup bringing the class.

 

[Suen]

Anyone mind giving a small update on the second half of Valencia - Madrid match so far? Had to go away for a while.

 

[Clegg]

This is Wales.

The boy is probably a miner.

 

[flake]

Well probably lose hazard for the season, but at least we got some amazing gifs.

 

[kharma45]

Going to be full of ignorant people "lol soccer even ball boys dive"

While wanking over a sport where they wear fucking body armour because deep down they are all pussies

Don't forget they run 10 yards and then stop for a time out.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

A player has to lie on top of the ball as his celebration this weekend surely

 

[bjaelke]

Laudrup bringing the class.

What did he say?

 

[Wilbur]

If Balotelli kicked a ball boy....

When he kicked Brave Scotty Parker in the head, no shit like that went down.

 

[arkon]

A player has to lie on top of the ball as his celebration this weekend surely

Suarez, while somebody else feigns kicking him.

 

[everthustodeadbeats]

Slur Alex says Hazard could have killed that boy.

 

[Bo-Locks]

A player has to lie on top of the ball as his celebration this weekend surely

Some lower league club will make a celebration out of it.

 

[kingellesar]

A player has to lie on top of the ball as his celebration this weekend surely

Suarez confirmed.

 

[Vivalaraza]

What did he say?

Actually talking about the football. Said this was a "little dream" compared to Bradford.

Didn't say anything apart from the obv about Hazard.

 

[Darth Sonik]

John Salako made a fool of himself on SSN.

 

[rodvik]

A player has to lie on top of the ball as his celebration this weekend surely

Suarez confirmed.

Luis would achieve god tier.

 

[dc89]

When he kicked Brave Scotty Parker in the head, no shit like that went down.

Brave? Surely you mean The Dogged..

 

[K1LLER7]

35m to kick ball boys

Spoiler

He'll be a top player

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Suarez, while somebody else feigns kicking him.

Suarez confirmed.

I was thinking Suarez, but we don;t play this weekend and I doubt he'll be scoring any goals worth celebrating

 

[Willkiller]

Luis would achieve god tier.

No no no. Sturridge has to be the one to jump on the ball, Suarez should kick him.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Shit man if that was Suarez who did it.

Who knows what would have happened.

Pitch invasion or some shit.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

No no no. Sturridge has to be the one to jump on the ball, Suarez should kick him.

Added racist element as well. Like it, like it.

 

[operon]

So does Hazard replace Suarez as the media's biggest cunt

 

[ShogunX]

I was thinking Suarez, but we don;t play this weekend and I doubt he'll be scoring any goals worth celebrating

We play Oldham on Sunday.

 

[K1LLER7]

Shit man if that was Suarez who did it.

Who knows what would have happened.

Pitch invasion or some shit.

He'd say United have control over all ball boys.

 

[Willkiller]

Added racist element as well. Like it, like it.

This shit writes itself

 

[arkon]

We play Oldham on Sunday.

written in the stars

 

[dc89]

Shit man if that was Suarez who did it.

Who knows what would have happened.

Pitch invasion or some shit.

Gill would see him receive a 8 year ban

 

[Wilbur]

We play Oldham on Sunday.

Sturridge scores and breaks a lower league club's heart

Dives on ball

Suarez kicks him

Puts a post it note saying NEGRITO POR FAVOR on his back

World implodes

Rafa is still shit

 

[kingellesar]

So does Hazard replace Suarez as the media's biggest cunt

For now I guess? Suarez will need to go one better now.

 

[Carbonox]

Dunno why we're not announcing Haidara. He arrived at the club WITH Gouffran. Maybe Newcastle prefer to announce one player a day so the media focus can be on that one player. Haidara being announced tomorrow and then Sissoko Friday. ;P

 

[Arnie]

Shit man if that was Suarez who did it.

Who knows what would have happened.

Pitch invasion or some shit.

Already posted that, do you not read the thread DC9v?

 

[bjaelke]

Some lower league club will make a celebration out of it.

We play Oldham on Sunday.

written in the stars

Fuck.

 

[Wilbur]

Ban Adriano 4 lyf