Willkiller
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Suarez would have broke the kid's spine.
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Football Thread |OT12| Kicked the Ballboy Like Stan Hit Ulrika
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MrPing1000
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How many death threats you think he'll get?
He's clearly a cunt, but that doesn't excuse Hazard's behaviour. Expect a longish ban, but not as long as Cantona, more like Di Canio's 11 match ban for pushing over a ref.
The best bit is the struggle to get up like he'd lost 3 pints of blood
The_Hitcher89
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I'm pissing myself at the thought of what would have happened if it had been Pepe instead of Hazard
The Atticus
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Okay now I know you're fucking with us
Vivalaraza
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Cannot believe this has happened.
Lmao.
Lmao.
FootballFan
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To be clear I only saw it live and don't know if he kicked the ball or the boy.
Was cracking up though.
Was cracking up though.
He'll bounce back. Great ball boys usually do.
I used a bold font for breaking news tho!
Haha he really hammed it up didn't he
kingellesar
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Ashley Cole will defend him if needed.
Needing two people to help him walk after as well - kid's got a hell of a career ahead.
And then taken a dive to make it look like the kid had attacked him.
Your best post ever.
hahaha
Its like he took a bullet.
Vivalaraza
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:lol.
Form is temporary, class is permanent.
Broder Salsa
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I would make one, but afraid of getting arrested next time I go to England.
It's a well known fact that Chelsea have been shit ever since Rafa took over, nothing distracting, just nothing shocking either.
The_Hitcher89
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Amusing controversy brings out the best in Gaf. I'm loving this
Vivalaraza
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You might even say that being a ball-boy is *sunglasses* Hazardous.
Yep - couldn't find an answer. We should have gone for it at home when we were on top, instead left too much to do tonight. Should have started 4-4-2 as well.
Fuck, missed this. Hitcher <3
FootballFan
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Willkiller
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I was a ball boy once (against Chelsea believe it or not). No one kicked me.
I didn't even get the ball.
I didn't even get the ball.
https://twitter.com/chelseafc/status/294194277423124480
Has football gone mad? Hazard is sent off for kicking the ball under a ball boy attempting to smother the ball rather than return it. #CFC
you can't be serious lmao.
Has football gone mad? Hazard is sent off for kicking the ball under a ball boy attempting to smother the ball rather than return it. #CFC
you can't be serious lmao.
Were you the ball-boy or a Newcastle player?
Vivalaraza
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I wonder how many ball-boys are gonna be falling on top of the ball this weekend.
No, you couldn't.
Willkiller
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I blurred the line
The_Hitcher89
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He didn't get the ball, so he must be Papiss Cisse on the wing
PrematureQuiche
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When it happened me and my Mother just burst out laughing! It was just ridiculous to see, something you never expect to see on a football match :lol
Crossed that line a while ago actually.
But the idea of a ball bay purposefully time wasting and posting this:
on his little chav twitter page beforehand is even funnier. Amazing.
Someone give me a clapping gif here. lol
Vivalaraza
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michael owen ‏@themichaelowen
@piersmorgan Shut up you idiot.
loooool
@piersmorgan Shut up you idiot.
loooool
Haha, nicely done. I liked Usho's (I think) suggestion of HEALTH HAZARD for the headline in the papers.
"Ball Boy Didn't Eden See It Coming"
Willkiller
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Thanks a lot Rafa.
Jeff Albertson
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This will be useful for the future lol
I hate him more now because he looks like The miz in this gif
On the game itself as great as an achievement as it is for both teams I imagine most people have zero interest in that final
Capital one am cry
Broder Salsa
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