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Football Thread |OT12| Kicked the Ballboy Like Stan Hit Ulrika
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It's the internet. Doesn't matter to me. Say you're girl you're a girl. You say your human right? Even with the flimsy evidence I take you for your word. Because well, it doesn't really matter. Everybody just words on a screen...right. Well except Morsel he's something else.
I'd take Ramos. Class player but can be a bit of a cunt at times.
So a Bradford City player takes the ball into the corner flag in the 90th minute having said to himself before the game "if we're up by then, I'm wasting time", and does so. Is he a cunt?
I accept the situation is different because he's playing the game, but fuck me if the motivation isn't just to hold on to their lead and let the referee see fit to add time or not; which he wouldn't in this hypothetical situation, but would have in the Hazard one.
Baconsaurus Rex
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What's wrong with drinking at the age of 17?
#YOLO
#YOLO
Vivalaraza
Member
I still can't believe United are going to receive $559m from Chevrolet.
That's daylight robbery.
Usually takes a few to calm him down, but yep that's normally his opening gambit
Question: Was it clear that he was trying to kick the boy or was he trying to free the ball and kick the boy by mistake. If he's smart, and the video evidence is subjective he'll go with that version.
But how does it look? Intentional. From the GIFs it looks like a case could be made either way.
But how does it look? Intentional. From the GIFs it looks like a case could be made either way.
I want both.
DC already posted all this originally, bro
Sviatoslav
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Spartak have offered us 15 million for Denisov and are offering him after-tax wages of 4 million a year and a 5 million signing bonus.
Oh Spartak, no matter who you buy, you'll always remain shit.
Oh Spartak, no matter who you buy, you'll always remain shit.
Vivalaraza
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I think he was definitely trying to kick the ball, don't think for even a second he tried to kick the LAD.
There's time wasting and then there is lying on top of the ball. If a player did the latter they would concede a foul.
So just an ill advised choice of actions in the heat of the moment then. What's the boy having for dinner? Ribs?
I'll grab me coat
Willkiller
Banned
The irony
but de gea would be gone then
But we'd have Casillas.
They would indeed, and they might get a yellow card and there would be some added on time. But it is just that; time wasting. What else would the boy get? He might be suspended from a game or two for doing it, but what else can the referee do but add time on? Hazard's actions were completely unnecessary.
Doesn't sound like a party I'd be invited to
Now that i've thought about it, make it happen lol
Freewheelin'
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our favourite twitterer said:
loooool
OriginalThinking
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Wilbury nailed it. If time wasting makes you a cunt then every professional footballer from the last 20 years is a cunt. There isn't a player who hasn't either exaggerated an injury to waste time, dallied over taking a set piece to eat up a few seconds, or strolled off the pitch when being substituted instead of jogging or running. Not to mention taking it to the corner. Time wasting is a part of the game. You might not like it but it happens. And clubs brief ballboys off the record to hold onto the ball for longer in scenarios where it betters them. Everything in football is about trying to find tiny little advantages to push the odds in your favour And so what, the boy brags on Twitter? Teenage boys talk shit all the time. I'm glad I didn't have FB or Twitter when I was growing up as I'd almost certainly have put stupid things on there that I'd later regret.
We wouldn't want to be invited to the parties you go to.
FootballFan
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Yes please, take Casillas away from them, don't care about Ramos. Then you guys will let De Gea go for cheap and we pay Madrid to take Valdes. Win/Win.
A kick to the ribs
.It's just like any other foul; time being added on. The kid was an outside entity effecting the flow of the game. He should have stuck to his job and not been a prat. He got what was coming to him.
Fixed.
Seen it all today.
Hazard kicks a ball boy in annoyance...
Nintendo throws us a bone by announcing a bloom'd HD promise of a Wind Waker remake so we'll forget about the real Zelda sequel on WiiU ( Why did I buy this thing?)
RE4 is not a good game apparently
Arsenal score 4 goals after I mock them on skype
Wenger gave Football class.
we'd invite Arnie and Kyoufu 'n show them countless united formations
For his birthday the controversy was on someone else for once
Gareth Bale
Member
Read just now he's got "actual problems to deal with bigger than football". Press have agreed not to report the details apparently.
Plus he's only 31, we'd get ages out of him.
Not that it matters as I can't see him leaving Real no matter what any paper says.
FootballFan
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For Suarez' birthday the footballing god(Messi) granted his one wish to be out-cunted for once in his life.
Hazard was the one picked. Unfortunately Suarez still is the main topic of discussion, as always.
Here's a very short clip of Danny Potts getting knocked out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LBUSPGLK0U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LBUSPGLK0U
(3 hours of discussion over whether Rooney should be the 1 in a 4-4-1-1 or a 2 in a 4-4-2)
"BUT WHO CARES FERGUS IS JUST GONNA PLAY GIGGS AND SCHOLES ANYWAY AMIRITE GUYS?"
Everyone laughs and sips their tea.
Arnie and Kyoufu's screams are muffled by their duct tape gags.
Everyone laughs again.
Nylon rope, motherfucker.
Freewheelin'
Member
I'd love to invite you guys to a birthday party or something, not Kermit though. He sucks.
FootballFan
Member
"Who is a bigger star, Rooney, Aguero, Cazorla or Tevez?!" would be the longest discussion
I heard he was dead.......
or he was dead serious about getting an alt account. One or the other.
Vivalaraza
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Team for the weekend:
De GOAT
Jones Smalling Evans Evra
Valencia Anderson Scholes Nani
Rooney Hernandez
De GOAT
Jones Smalling Evans Evra
Valencia Anderson Scholes Nani
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