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Football Thread |OT12| Kicked the Ballboy Like Stan Hit Ulrika
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^ He's been falling behind on his tweets. He'll have enough time now I guess. Can't wait for the "Will I wear blue or black jeans?.....find out in 4 days"
Is it Fulham in the cup or league?
Cup:
DDG
Jones - Smalling - Evans - Evra
Valencia - Anderson - Scholes - Nani
Kagawa
Hernandez
League
DDG
Rafael - Rio - Ferdinand - Evra
Cleverley - Carrick - Anderson
Kagawa
Rooney - van Persie
Baconsaurus Rex
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If you pay for the ferry ticket and have a place where I can spend the night, then I am game
welcome to my boudoir
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
We'll get some Nandos chicken and I'll fondle your smooth belly afterwards when we have some alone time together.
They do this five times a season; score five, six, seven, everyone suddenly gets their hopes up and then they get fucked in the skull for the next few games.
The way this lined up so perfectly with your avatar was disturbing.
This is the 5th time we've scored 5 or more at the Emirates this season. That's incredible.
This time it'll be different. They've got rid of Gervinho temporarily.
Kevin Spacey-esque.
10m would be a swell price for him; I wouldn't even mind loaning him back because he'll get far more game time there. If we don't sell one of our wingers next year I wouldn't even mind seeing if he could handle the Premier League next year if Palace get promoted.
But 15m is a fucking lot for one young, raw motherfucker. Suppose we spent 30m on Rooney, 18m on Jones, etc. Eh. He'll come up trumps, I'm sure.
Exactly, its a great stat, but some dumb people will ignore the rest of the problems and then moan again when they 'miraculously' reappear in the next game.
Mind you, it is fucking Liverpool.
Jeff Albertson
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In theory yes, in practice that isn't going to happen he wants to get the ball as quick as possible as every second seems important when really it's not going to make a difference
Anyway this subject is kind of dull already, lets hope someone else does something ridiculous this weekend
This should last as long as Evra and Suarez imo
MICHAEL APPLETON STABS FAN WITH CLUB SHOP FORK
Vivalaraza
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Well provided he plays and we do well, it'll be £15 right? both will happen probably, so it'll be £15m
pulga
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Of course you EPL cunts get your way, Ive never seen such a big bunch of cry babies over a thread title!
Maybe we should do like the MLS bums and have our own thread
Vivalaraza
Member
It's an insane amount to pay.
He has to be very good to be worth it all things considered.
He's not even that young, 20 years old.
The spin is already working. It's £15m.
he's like Welbeck, he's got to get that final ball sorted.
Of course you EPL cunts get your way, Ive never seen such a big bunch of cry babies over a thread title!
Maybe we should do like the MLS bums and have our own thread
More tears over Alaba. Elsk was actually racist over it :lol :lol
I think there is a big difference between football players time wasting and a cunt on the sidelines trying to bury the ball with his stomach.
Time wasting (holding the ball in a corner) is fair game and a genuine tactic. It might not be pleasant but it's absolutely valid.
A ball boy's job is simple, and he shouldn't interfere with the game at all. He is a cunt.
Time wasting (holding the ball in a corner) is fair game and a genuine tactic. It might not be pleasant but it's absolutely valid.
A ball boy's job is simple, and he shouldn't interfere with the game at all. He is a cunt.
Vivalaraza
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I'm not surprised at the fee though.
Arsenal paid similar amounts for Oxlade and Walcott. Although those fees will probably never be maxed out since Arsenal don't and won't win anything.
Arsenal paid similar amounts for Oxlade and Walcott. Although those fees will probably never be maxed out since Arsenal don't and won't win anything.
:lol
Well we have shown precedent for paying for youth before; like I say, £30m on Rooney, £18m on De Gea and Jones, £10m for Smalling, £12m for Ronaldo. If he's half as good as the former or the latter, I'll be delighted
Willkiller
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Do people see Ronaldo coming back to the Premiership next season?
pulga
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Well you guys are a pack of bloody sandy vaginas :lol
Who the fuck is Stan anyway? Ulrika? Is that some sort of dick disease?
AOC was £5m with £5m add-ons, and iirc Walcott was £9.1m.
I think that's against both the laws of GAF and nature.
Freewheelin'
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Tried to upload Arsenal vs West Ham to Pornhub but then I remembered these jokes aren't funny anymore.
You pay extra for SaintsDNA. Its the rules.
Nope; will stay at Madrid or go to PSG I think
Vivalaraza
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Quick google has all major sources reporting Ox at £10-£15m.
Walcott was £9.1m you're right. Although wasnt that done even before he turned professional?
Don't think this deal is much more inflated considering generally transfer fees are on the way up.
Still far too much mind, I expect him to be at least as good as Walcott is now and tbh I'd be surprised if that happens.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/aug/08/alex-oxlade-chamberlain-arsenal
Guardian is saying £5m with £5m add-ons. Walcott's deal was initially £5m I believe, with more depending on appearances for club & country which could add up to £12m but they compromised at £9.1m in 2008.
He is coming to Paris!
FootballFan
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THE ALL NEW AND IMPROVED CUNT ELEVEN
That is a good team tbh lol. Not enough Madrid players though.
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