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Ibra in for Rooney, then fit in Di Maria, Coentrao, Marcelo, Ramos and Arbeloa in there somehow.
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Football Thread |OT12| Kicked the Ballboy Like Stan Hit Ulrika
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Ibra in for Rooney, then fit in Di Maria, Coentrao, Marcelo, Ramos and Arbeloa in there somehow.
pulga
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If Iker and Ramos really have threatened to leave the club if Mou stays, fuck them. Take Arbeloa with you. Mourinho is the best manager in the game.
Lol please, your team is universally despised because youve the biggest cheats, divers and all around cunts in football.
Lol please, your team is universally despised because youve the biggest cheats, divers and all around cunts in football.
Give us Ronaldo and Benz!
I won't go on about transfer fee's because 99% of the time no one really knows, but as far as i know Oxo was £10m in guaranteed money (Upfront and yearly payments) and more in bonuses either £2m or £5m (and an England cap was on of them). As for Theo, Salvadora is bang on. Spurs and Arsenal bought the clauses in Bale/Theo's deals with cheap when we went into Admin.
Wayne Bridge to Chelsea for £7m straight upfront remains the best deal.
Edit: Forgot we got Le Saux in the Bridge deal, he was pretty decent too.
Wayne Bridge to Chelsea for £7m straight upfront remains the best deal.
Edit: Forgot we got Le Saux in the Bridge deal, he was pretty decent too.
pulga
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Fuck youGive us Ronaldo and Benz!
Fuck you too! :lolyour thread title lasted as long as Pogbas good form, 2 days
Him, Casillas and Ramos to United.
Cole is more of a cunt than Coentrao and Marcelo
Alves is more of a cunt than Arbeloa
No dice, friendo
pulga
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Dont even get me started on Bayern.
Actually shit, my favourite piece of Southampton transfer business was Kevin Davis to Blackburn for £7m + James Beattie.
We then got Davis back in a straight swap for Egil fucking Ostenstad, then down the line sold Beattie for £6m to Everton.
Everyone of those players sucked after leaving too.
#BasedRupetLowe
We then got Davis back in a straight swap for Egil fucking Ostenstad, then down the line sold Beattie for £6m to Everton.
Everyone of those players sucked after leaving too.
#BasedRupetLowe
Stan Collymore- Ex-hot shot footballer cum ladybeater cum dogging enthusiast. Now a minor radio personality/presenter
Ulrika Jonsson - British TV presenter who is the proverbial village bicycle (everyone's had a ride) and involved in the aforementioned ladybeating as the object of said beating.
pulga
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Shitty thread title, at least everyone understood the last one, even if it wasnt funny at all. This is just some british inside joke, I suppose?
kingellesar
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kingellesar
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pulga
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No, that's Newcastle
Looooool
Sort of. Apparently some caller to his radio show said something like "X hit that penalty harder than you hit Ulrika" to him.
We both know Ronaldo is coming to Paris this summer and no one gives a fuck about juve!
pulga
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If he wants to shit on his career he'd move to Turkey!
It's a British thing but they are both far more deserving than some skunk headed kid from Juventus.
If he wants to win another UCL he'd move to Paris!!!!!!
Real is such a rotten club with rotten manager!!! #FuckMadrid
The_Hitcher89
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PSG won't win the Champions League before 2017
Fuck forgot all about Deano (RIP) what a deal.
Crouch to Liverpool was good too, and Jones to Sunderland.
We hustlers baby.
I haven't read the article but sometimes Arsenal have looked like the finished article in some matches this season. I doubt he means what you are interpreting it to mean.
PSG will win 5+ ucls before Liverpool qualifies for the competition!
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The_Hitcher89
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Crouch ended up being well worth the money imo. Good deal for both of us
Liverpool FC will move into Old Trafford before anyone gives a shite about Torino
kingellesar
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Indeed.
To be fair Richards was a pretty solid player for us in the beginning, such a shame the way his career ended and what happened after. (RIP).
I'm sure you got a bit of dosh for us getting Hoddle too?
Just imagine a combined force of Southamptons board and Levy...
Hopefully the ball was invited to the Chelsea locker room after the game and apologized to.
Think people forget that when they say ''But what about the Champions League'' they forget about the weeks and weeks of no Champions League matches and instead having to get motivated for the visit of the likes of Nancy, Orduspor and Ross County.
Abou Diaby has been rested. He will make his
Diaby Reborn *Rise from the Ashes* |2012-2013|
he's probably not going to start
Diaby was beastly against Liverpool, like Yaya-esque
The man is mental. He is paid to write that shite?
The_Hitcher89
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Diaby was beastly against Liverpool, like Yaya-esque
2 more for the list
1) People saying 'the' Arsenal
2) The word 'banter'
3) Commentators and pundits being afraid to use the word 'dive' when discussing a British/Irish player
4) Claiming that a draw/loss is harsh when your result hasn't been affected by the officials/unfortunate circumstance
5) Mark Halsey
6) Everything Eric Cantona ever did being cosidered a stroke of genius
7) Lee Sharpe's dress sense
8) 'Olé'
9) Going over the top when defending the suggestion of bias and incompetence
10) 'Typical *, leaving things til the last minute/making things hard for ourselves/screwing up when we're on the verge of success'
11) Teams that play on with an 'injured' teammate, then expect the other team to put the ball out when they lose it
12) Man Utd fans whinging about a lack of transfer funds
13) Referees who aren't alert enough to allow quick free kicks
14) People who think that defenders have to stand still for zonal marking
15) Complete lack of real accountability for poor decisions by the officials
16) Players kicking the ball at an oblivious player from a quick free kick, and asking for a booking
17) People acting as though Yaya Toure puts in powerhouse performances week-in, week-out
Trying to ingratiate himself, I suppose.
:lol
I don't think Toure puts in those sort of performances every week, I just think Diaby reminds me of him.
Abou Diaby has been rested. He will make his2nd3rd comeback against you lot.
Diaby Reborn *Rise from the Ashes* |2012-2013|
he's probably not going to start
Holy shit at our player's positioning there it's atrocious. Sorry Sahin we were never meant to be
kingellesar
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Who would the replacement be if Mou left though?
Should Ramos even be in a position to threaten Mou this season? He's a nice player when he's actually playing instead of aiming for red cards or getting banned from games.
The_Hitcher89
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They way Toure is always bought up as a reference point just irks me. Diame puts in those powerhouse performances with more consistency
And Wanyama>Toure
They way Toure is always bought up as a reference point just irks me. Diame puts in those powerhouse performances with more consistency
And Wanyama>Toure
I try not to watch West Ham though.
God...frey Jones
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Pro-tip: Dont supposedly 'troll' religion. Got a short ban for doing so! But at least the mods went easy considering I am a junior =(
Can't believed I missed the fun tonight. The ballboy was a tosser but Hazard... what we're you thinking son! He just must have known how that would be perceived by a sensationalist press. They're gonna ride this for weeks!
And Chelsea in general... :lol
Can't believed I missed the fun tonight. The ballboy was a tosser but Hazard... what we're you thinking son! He just must have known how that would be perceived by a sensationalist press. They're gonna ride this for weeks!
And Chelsea in general... :lol
The_Hitcher89
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Holy shit at our player's positioning there it's atrocious. Sorry Sahin we were never meant to be
Yep. Every midfielder too high up the pitch. Both fullbacks beyond the Arsenal wingers they're supposed to cover. Nobody moving towards the ball, either running away or fruitlessly catching up with Diaby. Agger not watching Giroud's run at all.
Worst performance of the season in terms of creating anything. Although we should have had a penalty and perhaps Mertesacker off, but the performance was so bad even RAWK overlooked that
Woah. Seems like you got off lightly in the end. Aren't bans for juniors usually permanent?
Usually when juniors get banned you don't come back, be thankful!
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