Yes, he's Alan Carr's dad, and he's the reason Alan Pardew's currently in a job.
I also know that if the players you've most recently bought (or are on the cusp of buying) weren't French and playing in Ligue 1, you wouldn't be buying them. You've completely misunderstood my point. I'm not saying you're not buying them for their footballing ability, I'm saying that other factors are determining who you can and can't buy, before your mystical 'Graham Carr' starts determining football ability.
You're essentially just finding a suitable Frenchman for each position you're particularly weak in, and when a club in such a precarious position start dealing with such obscure pretense, I only see one outcome, Graham Carr of not.
We'll see, I've made my prediction clear, just as I did for QPR in the summer.