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Football Thread |OT15| About as productive as Tika Taka

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dc89

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My best impersonation:

"Man City have managed a clean sheet in 59% of Matija Nastasic's EPL games, the best percentage of any defender in a top-flight league. Composure."

Just guessing on that best percentage bit but it'd be tough to beat.

You're pretty close I'd guess.

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I wish Diego would do one and not try and unsettle Kun. Another day, more quotes about how he is destined for Madrid and how is the answer to all Madrid's problems.

NO! No he's not.
 
You're pretty close I'd guess.

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I wish Diego would do one and not try and unsettle Kun. Another day, more quotes about how he is destined for Madrid and how is the answer to all Madrid's problems.

NO! No he's not.

He's the answer to their second biggest problem
 

Peco

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lmao
 

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Yurt

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Just started playing the Witcher 2. Beautiful graphics but rather meh art direction, incomprehensible dialog and so far this gameplay is no better than Return to Shit Mountain. This is the game that everyone has been jizzing in their pants over?

What is this madness

The tutorial/intro is weak compared to the rest of the game. It'll pick up when you meet Iorveth (<3) and Roche.
 

GorillaJu

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What is this madness

The tutorial/intro is weak compared to the rest of the game. It'll pick up when you meet Iorveth (<3) and Roche.

Good. I assume Tomb Raider isn't going to take up too much time so I'll go back to the Witcher and see if I can get into it. I'll admit my tolerance for getting into new worlds, especially with fantasy games, is pretty short at this point. I'm not likely to give a game a fair shake unless it grabs me by my balls and makes me squeal like Demon's Souls.
 
I know I post a lot of them. You wouldn't complain if the majority of it were Juventus gifs =P

Here's a Brøndby GIF. Imagine the scenario, you're team is behind, you are the very bottom of the league and all your relegation rivals won. Rommedahl gets a 2 vs 1 :

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That man is second on the most national team matches, only beaten by Schmeichel. :lol


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I'm surprised that many don't know Fry likes liverpool.

Wooden is a mean SOB.

I didn't even mention them starting out their annual report saying :

"Sorry...

... Is not the most used word in the world of sports"

and then going on to apologize and excuse their way through. :lol
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso

I was kidding, Melo. <3


Naw! I meant page 60 was batshit insane.

odd_morsel said:
Good. I assume Tomb Raider isn't going to take up too much time so I'll go back to the Witcher and see if I can get into it. I'll admit my tolerance for getting into new worlds, especially with fantasy games, is pretty short at this point. I'm not likely to give a game a fair shake unless it grabs me by my balls and makes me squeal like Demon's Souls

Hmm, one path in the story is less 'fantasy' than the other one. But you have to play BOTH of them to see the whole story.

Just remember to make two saves before the ending of chapter 1.
 

Linius

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50 PPP baby <3

Posting this from a park while enjoying the sun. What a beautiful day! Great day for Madrid to leave the CL i'd say.
 

Ushojax

Should probably not trust the 7-11 security cameras quite so much
Chelsea are the best team in the world, while Real Madrid are the seventh best and Manchester United are 19th.

This is according to the International Federation of Football History and Statistics, an organisation recognised and supported by, although not affiliated with, FIFA.

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bjaelke

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Nicklas Bendtner was arrested in Copenhagen with a 1,75 Blood Alcohol Content /BAC the indictment of the court says.
 

bjaelke

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That means something close to properly fucking stinking drunk, non ?
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