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[Facism]

It is now 12:28pm. I'm not going to receive my game Bioshock am I?

Cunts, I wanted it before the Easter weekend and now I have no idea when it's gonna fucking come. Incompetent shites.

it's such an amazing game, too Imagine, all those people enjoying it, savouring it, fingering the hole of the DVD whilst you wait, hoping nobody posts a random spoiler that ruins the story for you, because videogame spoilers are like videogame herpes

 

[arkon]

Lol Carrick's face is hilarious

He looks concerned about Welbeck being able to finish after one of his sublime passes.

 

[Vivalaraza]

He looks concerned about Welbeck being able to finish after one of his sublime passes.

 

[arkon]

It is now 12:28pm. I'm not going to receive my game Bioshock am I?

Cunts, I wanted it before the Easter weekend and now I have no idea when it's gonna fucking come. Incompetent shites.

I hate when this sort of thing happens. The wait for a parcel, and then the realization it's not coming when you expected it.

 

[3Sixty]

Stats for Sandro v Parker:



With both Sandro (dat interceptions) and Kaboul out we are missing two of our best defensive players. It's a damn shame that we haven't once seen our best XI this season.

Tackles/game – 4.2
Interception/game – 3.9
Clearances/game – 2.2
Successful dribbles/game – 0.4
Average pass-success rate – 84.5%

Guess who

 

[Kyoufu]

Newcastle United will announce one of the biggest commercial deals in club history before the season is out.

According to Lee Ryder.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Newcastle United will announce one of the biggest commercial deals in club history before the season is out.

According to Lee Ryder.

A super high interest loan from Wonga.

No doubt.

 

[Yurt]

Stats for Sandro v Parker:
.

You can't post Parker's stats without mentioning his heroic-blocks ratio.

 

[Ushojax]

Tackles/game – 4.2
Interception/game – 3.9
Clearances/game – 2.2
Successful dribbles/game – 0.4
Average pass-success rate – 84.5%

Guess who

Schneiderlin? Those stats are insane.

You can't post Parker's stats without mentioning his heroic-blocks ratio.

 

[3Sixty]

Schneiderlin? Those stats are insane.

Hope so, feel he'll only leave if a really big club comes in for him. He signed a new contract last month so even if he does when should get BIG PAPER.

 

[arkon]

You can't post Parker's stats without mentioning his heroic-blocks ratio.

http://i.minus.com/iIGu4D1H45sHQ.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

That would be unfair on the other midfielders of his type.

 

[Arnie]

Holy shit. Adidas woman told me to go on Adidas football website and just choose some boots. £165 preds here we come. They want to keep me for another week, too, but I'm out of cash and places to stay.

 

[Ushojax]

Hope so, feel he'll only leave if a really big club comes in for him. He signed a new contract last month so even if he does when should get BIG PAPER.

I didn't know he'd been at Southampton such a long time. Was he always highly-rated?

 

[arkon]

Holy shit. Adidas woman told me to go on Adidas football website and just choose some boots. £165 preds here we come. They want to keep me for another week, too, but I'm out of cash and places to stay.

Talk to your parents about it. Get some cash from them and stay that extra while. Seems like a perfect opportunity to show your dedication in wanting to continue there

 

[Vivalaraza]

Holy shit. Adidas woman told me to go on Adidas football website and just choose some boots. £165 preds here we come. They want to keep me for another week, too, but I'm out of cash and places to stay.

Nice!

I hope you picked the black ones.

 

[Freewheelin']

Holy shit. Adidas woman told me to go on Adidas football website and just choose some boots. £165 preds here we come. They want to keep me for another week, too, but I'm out of cash and places to stay.

Holy shit this is awesome.

Arnie now has lots of swag

 

[3Sixty]

I didn't know he'd been at Southampton such a long time. Was he always highly-rated?

Always rated as a prospect. Was often mentioned as "Will do better in the less physical Premier League". Been excellent last 2 1/2 years.


Edit:

Bonus stat.

Morgan Schneiderlin: Has scored 5 goals from 6 shots on target this season - his 83.3% conversion is the best of players with 5+ PL goals

 

[Salazar]

Holy shit this is awesome.

Arnie now has lots of swag

It's a test. They want him to pick mid-tier boots.

 

[GorillaJu]

Bioshock Shantytown:

Spoiler

The girl sitting on the crate singing "Fortunate Son" in gospel-style, after having walked by a tear in a warehouse where the original version was blaring through. I have a feeling many people would miss this. Goosebumps. Boner city. This FUCKING GAME.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Totti made his Roma debut 20 years ago.

Incredible player.

Zonal Marking just posted this video.

Amazing Totti goal

That's how you do it, Wayne.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Totti made his Roma debut 20 years ago.

Incredible player.

Zonal Marking just posted this video.

Amazing Totti goal

That's how you do it, Wayne.

That goalkeeper is like me in fifa.

 

[arkon]

Totti made his Roma debut 20 years ago.

Incredible player.

Zonal Marking just posted this video.

Amazing Totti goal

That's how you do it, Wayne.

The crazy thing is he's 2nd on the list of most goals scored in Serie A IIRC

 

[Gareth Bale]

I finished Infinite. Pretty great. I prefer Rapture to Columbia though, and also the level design in Bioshock. It dragged a little at a few points, but overall very very good.

Totti made his Roma debut 20 years ago.

Incredible player.

Zonal Marking just posted this video.

Amazing Totti goal

That's how you do it, Wayne.

Was that Emerson at the start?

 

[Yurt]

Was that Emerson at the start?

Il Puma, yes.

 

[Randdalf]

Totti made his Roma debut 20 years ago.

Incredible player.

Zonal Marking just posted this video.

Amazing Totti goal

That's how you do it, Wayne.

Is that a wild Capello?

 

[Yurt]

The derby with Inter is in two days, and you know what? #FUCKBayern, I want to shit on their heads.

Put out the best XI, Cunte. DO IT!

 

[arkon]

Is that a wild Capello?

Guess he really didn't like working for the England national team

 

[Fry]

The derby with Inter is in two days, and you know what? #FUCKBayern, I want to shit on their heads.

Put out the best XI, Cunte. DO IT!

fuck you and your team

vidal to be ass raped

 

[arkon]

Vidal is going to pin down Schweinstiger and Martinez while Pirlo has his way with them

 

[Kenka]

Vidal is going to pin down Schweinstiger and Martinez while Pirlo has his way with them

That's indeed gonna be a gud fight. I am legitimately excited by the tie. It's gonna be close, of that I am sure.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Pirlo=Vidal>Schweinsteiger=Xavi<<<Coutinho<<<<<Suso

 

[Fry]

Bayern has the best MID in the world you fools.

 

[dc89]

Holy shit. Adidas woman told me to go on Adidas football website and just choose some boots. £165 preds here we come. They want to keep me for another week, too, but I'm out of cash and places to stay.

Black and Pop I hope. #PredBros

Which reminds me. I must take a pic of mine tonight. SOOOOO nice.

 

[Blablurn]

im going to pin u guys down

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Bayern has the best MID in the world you fools.

lol no

Barca's and Juve's are better than yours.

 

[Fry]

lol no

Barca's and Juve's are better than yours.

Barca's is, I agree. But Bayern's can be better in a good day.

Juve's... well we will see about that soon!

 

[Yurt]

fuck you and your team

vidal to be ass raped

That came out wrong because I clearly meant Inter

Regarding our game in Germany; rest assured because Ribery, Alaba and Vucinic will shit on Cunte's wig.

 

[Blablurn]

i dont wanna start fights with juve. i like yurt.

 

[Fry]

i dont wanna start fights with juve. i like yurt.

i love yurt, zabo

BUT FUCK THEM

 

[pappe]

All those midfields are useless if u compare them to

Inch-Perfect Carrick!

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Bioshock Shantytown:

Spoiler

The girl sitting on the crate singing "Fortunate Son" in gospel-style, after having walked by a tear in a warehouse where the original version was blaring through. I have a feeling many people would miss this. Goosebumps. Boner city. This FUCKING GAME.

My favourite moment in the game.

 

[dc89]

7 - If City manage to win against Newcastle on Saturday, it will be their 7th consecutive PL victory over the Magpies. Snowball.

 

[Kyoufu]

7 - If City manage to win against Newcastle on Saturday, it will be their 7th consecutive PL victory over the Magpies. Snowball.

Can't form a snowball with oil.

 

[Yurt]

We'll probably lose in Germany and fail to score enough goals at home.

All those midfields are useless if u compare them to


Inch-Perfect Carrick!

Carrick looks dazed and confused because he's attempting to pass forward.

(That got old quickly)

 

[dc89]

Can't form a snowball with oil.

Aguero and Richards have both trained with the team this week. Kompany back too. Da Spine is back!

 

[Frank the Great]

Galliani: "We went through our finances yesterday, and we are currently breaking even."

I'm going to cry.

wow. we actually did it. and we still have by far the highest wage bill in serie a, including a lot of deadweight (binho, etc.) so there is still room to make us profitable. but if anything this shows how necessary it is to qualify for the CL, failure to make it would ruin our finances.

crazy that the gold tie has done this in a year. we went from being around 50 million euro in the red every year to breaking even.

 

[Ushojax]

Laudrup:

"Of course Manchester United will win the title, but the team I have been most impressed with this season is Tottenham.

 

[3Sixty]

Chocolate dance!

 

[pappe]

Laudrup:

That makes Tottenham the Moral Champions of the league!

Well done!

 

[Yurt]

Well you don't need a gold tie to break even after selling Silva and Ibra to PSG. But staying competitive and in the top 3 without them is mighty impressive.