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[Kenka]

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heh

To be fair to Serie A, Juve hasn't shown anything yesterday. They were in a catatonic state.

 

[Blablurn]

heh

:lol

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Man, Bayern GAF are going to fucking collapse when they get knocked out by Dortmund. Need to bookmark me some of those posts for the fall.

 

[Fry]

Man, Bayern GAF are going to fucking collapse when they get knocked out by Dortmund. Need to bookmark me some of those posts for the fall.

I would have a disappointment as big as Gotze's dick.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Man, Bayern GAF are going to fucking collapse when they get knocked out by Dortmund. Need to bookmark me some of those posts for the fall.

Exactly what I was thinking. Somebody will give them a twatting, whether that's Dortmund, Madrid or Barca is the only question. Preferably it will be Juve winning 4-1.

 

[KidA Seven]

Man, Bayern GAF are going to fucking collapse when they get knocked out by Dortmund. Need to bookmark me some of those posts for the fall.

Already bookmarked them too.

 

[Fry]

Exactly what I was thinking. Somebody will give them a twatting, whether that's Dortmund, Madrid or Barca is the only question. Preferably it will be Juve winning 4-1.

Can't wait until you're proven wrong (again)

 

[Razor554]

"Messi, subbed off yesterday, would be out for maximum 10 days, and would not yet been ruled out for the return game against PSG."

Great news since all rumors until now has been saying it's gonna be 3+weeks recovery time. Not so great news for Barca haters tho.

 

[Yurt]

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heh[/QUOTE]

One of the teams knocked you out twice in hilarious fashion.

[IMG]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club_Home/2011/3/15/1300231128360/Goran-Pandev-007.jpg

We had a bad day and we're clearly better than that.

 

[Blablurn]

y u guys hate bayern

 

[KidA Seven]

"Messi, subbed off yesterday, would be out for maximum 10 days, and would not yet been ruled out for the return game against PSG."

Great news since all rumors until now has been 3+weeks recovery time. Not so great news for Barca haters tho.

I see he has gotten his special treatment already.

 

[Fry]

One of the teams knocked you out twice in hilarious fashion.

We had a bad day and we're clearly better than that.

that pic is from soccer memes. don't take it seriously!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Can't wait until you're proven wrong (again)

I'm never wrong. Merely.....temporarily mistaken.

 

[Kenka]

y u guys hate bayern

It's fun to make fun of teenagers who are not aware of their worth and are anxious at never be crowned champions in any meaningful competition. Furthermore, it's even funnier when their angst push them to mediocrity, and reinforce in turn their frustration. You wouldn't want them to fail for the lulz ?

 

[Clegg]

United have been scouting Porto matches again.

It's thought that our main targets could be James, Jackson Martinez or Eliaquim Mangala.

 

[KidA Seven]

United have been scouting Porto matches again.

It's thought that our main targets could be James, Jackson Martinez or Eliaquim Mangala.

We all know it's Jackson.

 

[Blablurn]

It's fun to make fun of teenagers who are not aware of their worth and are anxious at never be crowned champions in any meaningful competition. Furthermore, it's even funnier when their angst push them to mediocrity, and reinforce in turn their frustration. You wouldn't want them to fail for the lulz ?

no i would like to hug them!

 

[Blablurn]

the fastest champions league goals!

translation help: Who, played for, after, against

1. Roy Makaay am 7. März 2007 für Bayern München nach 10,12 Sekunden gegen Real Madrid

2. Jonas am 1. November 2011 für den FC Valencia nach 10,84 gegen Bayer Leverkusen

3. Gilberto Silva am 25. September 2002 für den FC Arsenal nach 20,06 Sekunden beim PSV Eindhoven

4. Alessandro Del Piero am 1. Oktover 1997 für Juventus Turin nach 20,11 Sekunden bei Manchester United

5. Clarence Seedorf am 28. September 2005 für den AC Mailand nach 21,20 Sekunden bei Schalke 04

6. Alexandre Pato für AC Mailand am 13. September 2011 nach 24,00 Sekunden gegen den FC Barcelona (2:2)

7. David Alaba für den FC Bayern am 2. April 2013 nach 25,02 Sekunden gegen Juventus Turin (2:0)

8. Marek Kincl für Rapid Wien am 2. November 2005 nach 25,20 Sekunden gegen den FC Brügge (2:3)

9. Dejan Stankovic für Inter Mailand am 5. April 2011 nach 25,54 Sekunden gegen FC Schalke 04 (2:5)

10. Mariano Bombarda für Willem II am 20. Oktober 1999 nach 28,21 Sekunden gegen Sparta Prag (3:4)

 

[Kenka]

Bombarda and Cruz were awesome back in the days in the Eredivisie !

 

[Nyx]

the fastest champions league goals!

translation help: Who, played for, after, against

1. Roy Makaay am 7. März 2007 für Bayern München nach 10,12 Sekunden gegen Real Madrid

2. Jonas am 1. November 2011 für den FC Valencia nach 10,84 gegen Bayer Leverkusen

3. Gilberto Silva am 25. September 2002 für den FC Arsenal nach 20,06 Sekunden beim PSV Eindhoven

4. Alessandro Del Piero am 1. Oktover 1997 für Juventus Turin nach 20,11 Sekunden bei Manchester United

5. Clarence Seedorf am 28. September 2005 für den AC Mailand nach 21,20 Sekunden bei Schalke 04

6. Alexandre Pato für AC Mailand am 13. September 2011 nach 24,00 Sekunden gegen den FC Barcelona (2:2)

7. David Alaba für den FC Bayern am 2. April 2013 nach 25,02 Sekunden gegen Juventus Turin (2:0)

8. Marek Kincl für Rapid Wien am 2. November 2005 nach 25,20 Sekunden gegen den FC Brügge (2:3)

9. Dejan Stankovic für Inter Mailand am 5. April 2011 nach 25,54 Sekunden gegen FC Schalke 04 (2:5)

10. Mariano Bombarda für Willem II am 20. Oktober 1999 nach 28,21 Sekunden gegen Sparta Prag (3:4)

Lol @ Bombarda and Willem II in the CL....

 

[elseanio]

Brent or Rodgers (from http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/quiz/2013/apr/02/brendan-rodgers-david-brent-quotes-quiz)

I got 9/10 haha

1. “My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study, so that’s been my biggest influence.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

2. “It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo. If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: David Brent........

3. “The problem with being a manager is it’s like trying to build an aircraft while it is flying.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

4. “I will leave no stone unturned in my quest – and that quest will be relentless.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

5. “If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: David Brent........

6. “Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: David Brent........

7. “I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

8. “I like to use a quote: Per aspera ad astra, which is Latin for 'through adversity to the stars.'”

Spoiler

Correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

9. “A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else’s?”

Spoiler

Correct answer: David Brent........

10. “I am not a power freak.”

Spoiler

correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

 

[Yurt]

Question about GoT's first episode:

Spoiler

Am I supposed to know that guy at the end? All the old guys look the same to me.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Brent or Rodgers (from http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/quiz/2013/apr/02/brendan-rodgers-david-brent-quotes-quiz)

I got 9/10 haha

1. “My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study, so that’s been my biggest influence.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

2. “It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo. If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: David Brent........

3. “The problem with being a manager is it’s like trying to build an aircraft while it is flying.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

4. “I will leave no stone unturned in my quest – and that quest will be relentless.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

5. “If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: David Brent........

6. “Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: David Brent........

7. “I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope.”

Spoiler

Correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

8. “I like to use a quote: Per aspera ad astra, which is Latin for 'through adversity to the stars.'”

Spoiler

Correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

9. “A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else’s?”

Spoiler

Correct answer: David Brent........

10. “I am not a power freak.”

Spoiler

correct answer: Brendan Rodgers

:lol

Sorry Morsel, but Brentan is just too much.

What the fuck.

Wake up.

 

[Kyoufu]

Speaking of Brentan, who was Brentan Rodgers before on GAF?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Speaking of Brentan, who was Brentan Rodgers before on GAF?

Mastodon.

 

[Hixx]

Got 7 and 8 wrong.

Oh my. What a guy Brenton is.

 

[Freewheelin']

Speaking of Brentan, who was Brentan Rodgers before on GAF?

Mastodon

 

[The_Hitcher89]

:lol

Sorry Morsel, but Brentan is just too much.

What the fuck.

Wake up.

I like it. If he has an easily identifiable personality trait, its nice for it to be a silly pretension and cringeworthiness, rather than acting like a dickhead.

 

[Fry]

Mastodon.

still blows my mind

 

[Broder Salsa]

I like it. If he has an easily identifiable personality trait, its nice for it to be a silly pretension and cringeowrthiness, rather than acting like a dickhead.

 

[Kyoufu]

Mastodon.

Mastodon

Ahh, thanks.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ha, I thought about that link as soon as I made the post. Although Cage is far more grating tbf, and his pretension comes with a smug sense of superiority that Rodgers doesn't (at least not to such a degree)

 

[Messi]

Based Messi is healing himself for my arrival.

What are the chances that Abidal plays at the weekend and the plays bs PSG at CB. As Masch, Puyol are out leaving only Piqué and Bartra

 

[Slizz]

Question about GoT's first episode:

Spoiler

Am I supposed to know that guy at the end? All the old guys look the same to me.

Yeah you are, apparently in the book it does a better job conveying the impact of him showing up.

He's the guy

Spoiler

At the end of last season who threw his sword down and left Jofferys kingdom; from wiki:

The hooded man pulls back his cloack and reveals his face. Dany doesn’t know him, but Jorah clearly recognizes him (and so do we, since they helpfully included his dismissal from the Kingsguard in the previouslies.) Mormont tells Dany that the man is Barristan Selmy, one of the greatest fighters in the Seven Kingdoms and also the Commander of the usurper Robert Baratheon’s Kingsguard.

 

[Mastadon]

Ahh, thanks.

I've told you this twice already, cunt.

 

[Yurt]

Mastodon.

Mastodon

Mastadon

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Far Cry 3 or Sleeping Dogs?

 

[Mastadon]

Mastadon

This is why you're my favourite.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Ahh, thanks.

I liked his old name better, instantly started playing Mastodon in my head.

Ha, I thought about that link as soon as I made the post. Although Cage is far more grating tbf, and his pretension comes with a smug sense of superiority that Rodgers doesn't (at least not to such a degree)

Haha yeah it does, I still really like Cage though.

 

[Kenka]

Far Cry 3 or Sleeping Dogs?

Both.

 

[Kyoufu]

I've told you this twice already, cunt.

I can't keep up with this thread. Gaming side has my attention.

I liked his old name better, instantly started playing Mastodon in my head.

It's ok, he'll change it back when Brentan gets Le Sack.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Both.

Which one supplements ME3 better? I'm thinking SD, wanna start one now while this DLC is downloading

I'll get round to both eventually

 

[Vivalaraza]

Heh, Real Madrid being investigated over state aid with regards to land they were given by the local council.

I'm shocked.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I can't keep up with this thread. Gaming side has my attention.

Gaming is deader than football.

Far Cry 3 or Sleeping Dogs?

I liked Far Cry 3 better but then I also haven't even played sleeping dogs that much, but I also typically am not that much for sandbox games (yeah far cry kind of is too, but GTA style sandbox).

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Heh, Real Madrid being investigated over state aid with regards to land they were given by the local council.

I'm shocked.

There's always been a counter-argument when its been bought up in the past, I forget what it is though.

Any of the Madridistas care to help?

 

[spidye]

wow at the bayern hate
we aren't that bad. really guys.

 

[Zabojnik]

Far Cry 3 or Sleeping Dogs?

Both, maybe. I'd go with FC3. I thought SD was average at best.

 

[Arnie]

Rodgers hate's hilarious.

The analogy about the aircraft is a perfect example. It makes complete sense, but because Rodgers said it, suddenly it's 'too much'. Jurgen Klopp makes an almost identical analogy in an interview with the BBC, and he's showered with praise for his personality.

It's easy to jump on the bandwagon, and I see a lot of you have. Hixx did have legitimate complaints last season when Rodgers made some ridiculous comments about Sunderland, but his hypocrisy glistened when he began fellating Di Canio for referring to himself in the third person.

A manager with personality is better than one without, for me. Manager's need personality. If Jurgen Klopp talks about playing with heart, it's a wonderful comment, because he manages Dortmund and GAF loves them. Rodgers talks about hope and suddenly he's a twat. Mostly because he manages Liverpool.

 

[Fry]

wow at the bayern hate
we aren't that bad. really guys.

most of them are british.

elsk was right!

 

[Kozak]

Question about GoT's first episode:

Spoiler

Am I supposed to know that guy at the end? All the old guys look the same to me.

He was the Captain of the Kingsguard until Joffrey denounced him because he was "too old".

The Kingsguard is a sworn oath and a brotherhood like the Nights Watch. You don't just get "sacked. He had his honour absolutely shit on.